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  • Loser_seed
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Apr 2007
    • 293

    #46
    Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    Ok, I'm gonna make this really, really easy for you to understand....ready?...ok....

    How would you feel about a one night stand with Moon?

    Understand??

    Moon
    Hmm...that would be great, but I have to get to know you 1st before we do anything. That's just the way I like it.

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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #47
      Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
      Hmm...that would be great, but I have to get to know you 1st before we do anything. That's just the way I like it.
      I rest my case. Have you even read the KJV1611 Bible Lunatic? If not, why are you here? Are you attempting to bash True Christianity and convert us to satanism? If that's the case I don't appreciate it.
      Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-17-2007, 05:19 AM.
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #48
        Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
        Hmm...that would be great, but I have to get to know you 1st before we do anything. That's just the way I like it.
        God, I love it when I'm right.

        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Loser_seed
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2007
          • 293

          #49
          Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

          Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
          I rest my case. Have you even read the Bible Lunatic? If not, why are you here? Are you attempting to bash True Christianity and convert us to satanism? If that's the case I don't appreciate it.
          No, it's not my thing to bash anyone. I just like to see diffrent views of all types of people, I and do love Jesus, and God.

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          • MoonFlower
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 522

            #50
            Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

            Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
            I rest my case. Have you even read the KJV1611 Bible Lunatic? If not, why are you here? Are you attempting to bash True Christianity and convert us to satanism? If that's the case I don't appreciate it.

            I don't think he's a Satanist. Aren't Satanist into all that sinful carnal crap? He would have jumped at the chance to do something "sinful" if he was a Satanist.

            Maybe you should consider Satanism lunar...could teach you a few things.

            Moon
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • Loser_seed
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Apr 2007
              • 293

              #51
              Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
              I don't think he's a Satanist. Aren't Satanist into all that sinful carnal crap? He would have jumped at the chance to do something "sinful" if he was a Satanist.

              Maybe you should consider Satanism lunar...could teach you a few things.

              Moon
              Yea, baby...you're my teacher..

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522

                #52
                Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                Yea, baby...you're my teacher..
                Um no sweetie. You see, I'm WICCAN, not a Satanist. Besides I don't have the patience to teach you anything.
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #53
                  Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                  MOON! How dare you try to convert this foul wretch of a girly man into your wicked and evil ways! The LORD specifically says that worship of anything other than Him is strictly prohibited and will result in damnation:

                  Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                  Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

                  Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

                  Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
                  Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

                  Of course this "Tree Spirit" you worship and talk to and probably made up is considered a "familiar spirit" if you do indeed communicate with it. You're on the fast track to hell son, and it's going to be fun to watch you burn from my seat in Heaven.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • Milkerman
                    Godly dariy farmer from Kowhitirangi Region
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 6

                    #54
                    Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                    Ok, I'm gonna make this really, really easy for you to understand....ready?...ok....

                    How would you feel about a one night stand with Moon?

                    Understand??

                    Moon
                    I rebuke you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. I have never seen ever such a wanton idisplay befroe young woman. that I would see such brazon and depraved goings on on the Holy borads of the chruch is shomething that I never thought I'd live the day to see.I well pray for yu but don't think it well do any good. May God Almighty have mercy on your soul
                    The answer lies in Jesus prayer and the soil.

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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522

                      #55
                      Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                      Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                      Of course this "Tree Spirit" you worship and talk to and probably made up is considered a "familiar spirit" if you do indeed communicate with it. You're on the fast track to hell son, and it's going to be fun to watch you burn from my seat in Heaven.
                      Are you referring to this post from me?
                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      Merry Meet my fellow psychotic tree hugger!

                      Moon

                      PS - My tree spirit's name is Keebler


                      If so...
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      • Warrior in Christ
                        "Stumpy"
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 430

                        #56
                        Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                        Are you referring to this post from me?




                        If so...
                        No, I'm referring to this lunatic homer's first introduction post:
                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

                        I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

                        I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

                        I like walking barefoot.

                        I love nature.
                        Obviously this boy needs a lot less Dungeons and Dragons and a whole lot more Christ.
                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                        • Loser_seed
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 293

                          #57
                          Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                          Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                          No, I'm referring to this lunatic homer's first introduction post:


                          Obviously this boy needs a lot less Dungeons and Dragons and a whole lot more Christ.
                          I don't even play D&D, and I don't worship the devil...

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #58
                            Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            I don't even play D&D, and I don't worship the devil...
                            No, you worship Trees.

                            We have another fellow lurking about -- Bonzo2 -- who also worships Trees. His favorite Tree is called Silver Birch, but he says it's not really a Tree. He claims it's the spirit of a Native American fellow who died 3,000 years ago, and then spoke through an American medium in the mid-20th century in 17th-century English.

                            Perhaps you can get your Tree together with his Tree and make a picnic table or bonfire or something.

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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #59
                              Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                              No right-minded Christian would give a rat's glutes about "saving the planet." To care about the environment is to deny the Rapture outright, which is tantamount to Hellfire.

                              In fact, the most ardent environmentalist of modern times was none other than our old friend Adolf Hitler!
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #60
                                Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                                Shout GLORY!!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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