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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conference.

    I believe I heard Pastor Deacon Fred was going to be attending this gathering.

    The Godly Phyllis Schlafly hosted the event to discuss such matter as How To Counter The Homosexual Extremist Movement, How To Stop Socialism In Health Care and How To Recognize Living Under Nazis & Communists.

    Also in attendance were Arkansas Gov. and GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, Republican Reps. Tom McClintock, Tom Price, Steve King and Michele Bachmann, Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher and Carrie Prejean (You'll always be Miss California to me, Carrie!)

    Sister Schlafly opened with a rousing speech stating that "fighting feminists is still our main object," arguing that feminism is "the most destructive force in the world."


    Amen! Give 'em Heaven, Mrs. Schlafy!

    The headliner, Mike Huckabee gave a stirring oratory on the evils of the U.N.

    “It’s time to get a jackhammer and to simply chip off that part of New York City,” said Huckabee, “and let it float into the East River, never to be seen again!” That remark got him a standing ovation, and Huckabee went on to suggest de-funding the U.N. entirely.
    “It’s time to say enough of the American taxpayer’s dollar being spent on something that may have been a noble idea, but has become a disgrace!” said Huckabee. “It has become the international equivalent of ACORN and it’s time to say enough!”
    Huckabee continued, suggesting that the U.N. be handed over to one of the nations that attacked America. “Let’s end the diplomatic excesses that these people enjoy,” he said. “Let any country that is willing to spend the money that the United States is hosting–let them have it. Give it to the Saudis and let these diplomats suck the sand out of the Saudi desert for a few summers and see if that’s where they’d like to go, and make their ridiculous speeches.”
    Great speech, Pastor Huckabee!


    Joe the Plumber was awarded a golden wrench and golden plunger by Reps. Price and King, the purpose of which was to throw a wrench in the works and to flush out Washington!
    That's right, Joe! Keep throwing those wrenches into Osambo's socialist plans!

    I can't wait for the 2010 elections, Brothers and Sisters! This temporary mistake America made is going to be ending before we know it!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Father O'Malley
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 55

    #2
    Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    That's right, Joe! Keep throwing those wrenches into Osambo's socialist plans!
    At least Joe the "plumber" now knows what a wrench looks like. What a schmo.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

      Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
      At least Joe the "plumber" now knows what a wrench looks like. What a schmo.
      I'm confused, friend. What and who is a schmo?

      Sounds yidlike to me.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Father O'Malley
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2009
        • 55

        #4
        Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        I'm confused, friend. What and who is a schmo?

        Sounds yidlike to me.
        Joe the plumber is a Schmo

        schmo: Yiddish for an idiot or a cuckold. Essential loan word in New Yorkese English, along with all the other Yiddish insults. See also schmuck.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

          Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
          Why on Earth would you say that? He is a hero to many working class Real Americans®, who was demonized by the lieberul media for merely asking Obongo a question.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Father O'Malley
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 55

            #6
            Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Why on Earth would you say that? He is a hero to many working class Real Americans®, who was demonized by the lieberul media for merely asking Obongo a question.
            What has he done that makes him a hero?

            He isnt a plumber. He cheats his taxes. He knows nothing about foreign affairs but isnt afraid to speak on it , he's an attention queen. On top of that he was a mole for the McCain campaign...a true sign of desperation. Quite clever actually...but much like conservatism and the campaign, 2nd grade politics gets old fast.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

              Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
              What has he done that makes him a hero?
              He questioned your nappy headed messiah is what he did, hippie, and was virtually martyred for it.


              Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
              He isnt a plumber.
              Not now, but he did work for a plumbing contractor.

              Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
              He cheats his taxes.
              The oldest political payback trick in the book.


              Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
              On top of that he was a mole for the McCain campaign...a true sign of desperation.
              He was standing out in his front yard playing football with his son. Occam's razor, retarded one. Either the McCain campaign knew exactly where Obongo was going to be canvassing years in advance, bought/rented a house put their operative there just to be activated on their future knowledge.. It's either that or he is what he says he is.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #8
                Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                What has he done that makes him a hero?

                He isnt a plumber. He cheats his taxes. He knows nothing about foreign affairs but isnt afraid to speak on it , he's an attention queen. On top of that he was a mole for the McCain campaign...a true sign of desperation. Quite clever actually...but much like conservatism and the campaign, 2nd grade politics gets old fast.
                I happen to admire Joe the Plumber, but you are entitled to your opinion. If you don't agree with his many foreign policy statements or his domestic policy agenda, that's fine. Maybe you just don't like his bold and innovative leadership style. Perhaps his economic development philosophy and his thoughts on secondary education and human capital development aren't your cup of tea. Or maybe you just can't understand the complexity and nuance of the Wurzelbacher Doctrine.

                Fine. To each his own. But SURELY you can't be hostile toward Carrie Prejean!!!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                  Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                  What has he done that makes him a hero?

                  He isnt a plumber. He cheats his taxes. He knows nothing about foreign affairs but isnt afraid to speak on it , he's an attention queen. On top of that he was a mole for the McCain campaign...a true sign of desperation. Quite clever actually...but much like conservatism and the campaign, 2nd grade politics gets old fast.
                  Friend,

                  Being a TRUE hero(r) sometimes means you aren't actually what you say you are. It means you would have certainly done what you said you did if the opportunity had happened.. Like TRUE Hero(r) Ronald Regan never actually liberated Death Camps at the end of WWII because he was 4F or GW Bush actually flew blew up HoChi Min's palace on bomber mission during the Vietnam war because he was in the Air National Guard. The same with Joe the Plumber, just because he is not named Joe or a plumber or will pay any tax doesn't mean he didn't take an heroic stand against oppressive taxes if he had the chance.

                  Joe dreamed the dream and that is what makes him a TRUE Hero®.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Father O'Malley
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 55

                    #10
                    Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                    I happen to admire Joe the Plumber, but you are entitled to your opinion. If you don't agree with his many foreign policy statements or his domestic policy agenda, that's fine. Maybe you just don't like his bold and innovative leadership style. Perhaps his economic development philosophy and his thoughts on secondary education and human capital development aren't your cup of tea. Or maybe you just can't understand the complexity and nuance of the Wurzelbacher Doctrine.

                    Fine. To each his own. But SURELY you can't be hostile toward Carrie Prejean!!!!
                    Now I'm intrigued. I would like to know more, in as much detail as you can offfer on each of the following:
                    • his domestic policy agenda
                    • his bold and innovative leadership style
                    • his economic development philosophy
                    • his thoughts on secondary education and human capital development

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                    • H. Montague Worthington
                      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2716

                      #11
                      Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                      Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                      Now I'm intrigued. I would like to know more, in as much detail as you can offfer on each of the following:
                      • his domestic policy agenda
                      • his bold and innovative leadership style
                      • his economic development philosophy
                      • his thoughts on secondary education and human capital development

                      Why do you hate America?

                      Joe the Plumber is a proactive man of action. He leads-- he doesn't follow. His economic development philosophy, secondary education and human capital development plans are to create more freedom and choices for everyone by letting the American people-- not the government-- decide how to best spend their money in a free enterprise system of Liberty for all.

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                      • Father O'Malley
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 55

                        #12
                        Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        Why do you hate America?

                        Joe the Plumber is a proactive man of action. He leads-- he doesn't follow. His economic development philosophy, secondary education and human capital development plans are to create more freedom and choices for the everyone by letting the American people-- not the government-- decide how to best spend their money in a free enterprise system of Liberty for all.
                        I love america so much so that I volunteered for armed service from 97-03, tyvm. I'm a homeowner and own 2 american cars outright.

                        As for Joe the Plumber*...what does he lead?

                        Give me examples and explanations of his "economic development philosophy, secondary education and human capital development plans"

                        And what are his innovative thoughts on secondary education?






                        *not a registered plumber and never intended to buy a business that makes $250k cuz he would never qualify for a loan and is too retarded to keep any business afloat

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #13
                          Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                          Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                          As for Joe the Plumber*...what does he lead?
                          He is a GOP icon.

                          Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                          Give me examples and explanations of his
                          economic development philosophy
                          More capitalism. Less regulation, less socialism.

                          Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                          secondary education and human capital development plans"
                          Privatize schools and abolish minimum wage. Let the market sort it all out. We know the invisible hand of both the market and the Lord are infallible.

                          Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                          *not a registered plumber and never intended to buy a business that makes $250k cuz he would never qualify for a loan and is too retarded to keep any business afloat
                          You'll be saying that to Congressman Wurzelbacher in a few years, hippie.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • H. Montague Worthington
                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2716

                            #14
                            Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            He is a GOP icon.


                            More capitalism. Less regulation, less socialism.


                            Privatize schools and abolish minimum wage. Let the market sort it all out. We know the invisible hand of both the market and the Lord are infallible.


                            You'll be saying that to Congressman Wurzelbacher in a few years, hippie.
                            Great answers, Brother Levi!! That's exactly what I would have said, except I would have also found a place to fit the words "Freedom," "Liberty," "Tyranny," "God," "Jesus," and "NASCAR" in there somewhere.

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                            • Father O'Malley
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 55

                              #15
                              Re: Godly Republican gathering How to Take Back America Conferenc

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              He is a GOP icon.
                              Oooohhh...thanks for clarifying, I thought you earlier said he was a leader. Icon is more appropriate considering all the worshipping that goes on on the right.



                              More capitalism. Less regulation, less socialism.
                              ok, nice general, all encompassing answer. i was hoping for some quotes that are his own since I havent heard anything come out of his mouth that was either accurate or of any worth.



                              Privatize schools and abolish minimum wage. Let the market sort it all out. We know the invisible hand of both the market and the Lord are infallible.
                              I hear ya on privatizing schools, except that those on poverty would have ignorant children and thus no hope of any success.

                              As for abolishing the minimum wage, that's nonsense. Only bad things will come from that. Watch your salary plummet since they can get someone for 1/4 the price to do your job. If companies can screw you to save money, they will.


                              You'll be saying that to Congressman Wurzelbacher in a few years, hippie.
                              LOL...thats hilarious...in the meantime he can still front scams like this



                              LOL 99 cents to vote! Vote for what, Joe? And who's cashing the 99 cents in?

                              home made city upgrade game about boarding houses, telegraph offices, casinos, federal offices, printing presses, docks, land, carriage works, munitions, hotels.


                              you voted...didnt you?

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