How to secure the U.S. border?

[Nobar King]

Can someone explain this to me?

• IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY... YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR...
• IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY...
• IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, FREE EDUCATION, AND FREE HEALTH CARE?

Maybe we should be outsourcing the border patrol to the Koreans and the Iranians?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: How to secure the U.S. border?

I know the answer Its because of them Godless heathens called LIBERALS They let all them beaners cross the border from Messico ,give them all that free stuff cause them Liberals know once you got them hooked on the freebes they will vote always for them .
A big ole fence 20feet tall with barb wire and 1 billion volts of electricity running through it sure would slow em down a might.Or an express way to Canada and just send them all up north.Them Canadians are a bunch of Nancy boy liberals too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to secure the U.S. border?

Can someone explain this to me?

• IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY... YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR...
• IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY...
• IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, FREE EDUCATION, AND FREE HEALTH CARE?

Maybe we should be outsourcing the border patrol to the Koreans and the Iranians?

That is a terrific idea Brother Nobor, that would let the free-market solve the problem if we had North Korea and Iran compete over who could provide border control for the United States. This would be a win win situation because of the taxpayers savings on the end of the statist US Border Patrol and Americans could invest in the country who won the contract.

[Larry Lee]

Re: How to secure the U.S. border?

Can someone explain this to me?

• IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY... YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR...
• IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY...
• IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, FREE EDUCATION, AND FREE HEALTH CARE?

Maybe we should be outsourcing the border patrol to the Koreans and the Iranians?

I'm horrified. And I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!!

[Silly Sam]

Re: How to secure the U.S. border?

Those worthless heathens need to go back to their own country. I wish those stupid LIBERALS build that huge wall and keep the mexicans away from Gods glorious land