[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Obama is an idiot

Why would Christ be interested in a "heathen" like myself?

Because Jesus doesn't like to see people condemn themselves to hell, son. He doesn't want to watch you be tortured for all eternity in a lake of everlasting fire (where the worm dieth not), just because you chose to snub His Love.

But He will laugh His ass off at you once you're there!

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[Lola Handcock]

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I live in Montreal, actually, so its warmer than most of Canada.
And so what, I don't know anything about the Bible. In today's society, you dont need it to thrive
And I dont hate the US. The people there tend to be hardworking, honest people. Its the government I tend to never like.

That is true a vast majority of the people in the USA are indeed had working,honest and christian .

We tend to like our Government ,due to the fact that we created it.See declaration of independence

What can we say of the Homers that live due north of us .
Lazy,drunks that are outcasts of England and France
What happens when a injun mates with a moose ?
Canadians

Percy why do you hate Jesus? He did you no harm and if you love him ,he will love you back

[piercegraham]

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That is true a vast majority of the people in the USA are indeed had working,honest and christian .

We tend to like our Government ,due to the fact that we created it.See declaration of independence

What can we say of the Homers that live due north of us .
Lazy,drunks that are outcasts of England and France
What happens when a injun mates with a moose ?
Canadians

Percy why do you hate Jesus? He did you no harm and if you love him ,he will love you back

You know, there are thousands more "homers" in the US than in Canada.
Also, MANY more drunks in the US. Also, surprisingly, more Moose too
AND more Indians!
Ouch

[Brother Enoch]

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What happens when a injun mates with a moose ?
Canadians

Lol.

Most Canadians are the result of horny injuns raping moose cows, but I think Pierre here is the result of a bull moose raping a drunkin injun squaw!

[Lola Handcock]

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You know, there are thousands more "homers" in the US than in Canada.
Also, MANY more drunks in the US. Also, surprisingly, more Moose too
AND more Indians!
Ouch

You are correct,can you please come and take them back we don't want them,They fled Canada and we are tired of supporting them
except for the moose.I hear they are good eating

[piercegraham]

Re: Why Obama is an idiot

You are correct,can you please come and take them back we don't want them,They fled Canada and we are tired of supporting them
except for the moose.I hear they are good eating

Keep telling yourself that
If anything, Homers would stay in Canada so that they could have more rights. So that argument is blown out the window.
And drunks? please. Drunks would rather Canada because our beer has more alcohol content for the same price as American beer.
And the Indians have been in the US for a while. They would technically move to Canada, if anything, again for more rights.

[Lola Handcock]

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Look Percy you are a young lad, going through life stoned,drunk,stupid and a HOMER will not get you any where.The entire Globe is in fact jealous of the freedoms we in the USA enjoy.We set the example for the rest of you to follow !

Back away from the marijuana buffet,put down the beer send your butt buddy home,
and pick up a KJV 1611 and get right with Jesus before its too late

[Brother Enoch]

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Keep telling yourself that
If anything, Homers would stay in Canada so that they could have more rights. So that argument is blown out the window.
And drunks? please. Drunks would rather Canada because our beer has more alcohol content for the same price as American beer.
And the Indians have been in the US for a while. They would technically move to Canada, if anything, again for more rights.

You're right.

Homers, drunks and injuns prefer Canada!

You should work for the tourism board!

[piercegraham]

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Look Percy you are a young lad, going through life stoned,drunk,stupid and a HOMER will not get you any where.The entire Globe is in fact jealous of the freedoms we in the USA enjoy.We set the example for the rest of you to follow !

Back away from the marijuana buffet,put down the beer send your butt buddy home,
and pick up a KJV 1611 and get right with Jesus before its too late

1) I'm not a drunk, though I drink occasionally.
2) I'm against drugs, for one.
3) I'm a heterosexual, don't worry.
and 4, what freedoms? You do what the government tells you to do, and you do it without question, just like the rest of the world. If they told you to burn every Bible, you would have no choice.
Don't think as the government as benevolent. All they care about is money. It just happens Christianity is profitable, for now. If, say, Islam were to be more profitable, they would switch without a second thought.

[Brother Enoch]

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1) I'm not a drunk, though I drink occasionally.
2) I'm against drugs, for one.
3) I'm a heterosexual, don't worry.
and 4, what freedoms? You do what the government tells you to do, and you do it without question, just like the rest of the world. If they told you to burn every Bible, you would have no choice.
Don't think as the government as benevolent. All they care about is money. It just happens Christianity is profitable, for now. If, say, Islam were to be more profitable, they would switch without a second thought.

I apologize Pierre. I thought you could handle the give and take of our discussion and hoped I could lead you to the light. Instead you've apparently had an aneurism or stroke that has essentially lobotomixed you.

I really didn't mean for that to happen.

Please call 911 immediately, maybe some of the damage can be reversed.

[Lola Handcock]

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I apologize Pierre. I thought you could handle the give and take of our discussion and hoped I could lead you to the light. Instead you've apparently had an aneurism or stroke that has essentially lobotomixed you.

I really didn't mean for that to happen.

Please call 911 immediately, maybe some of the damage can be reversed.

Its a sad thing,but the damage occurred long before today.

" you cant fix stupid" Ron White

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why Obama is an idiot

Oh no! Not the UN!!

There's nothing the US fears more than being the recipient of a nasty letter.

The UN has modernized, Brother! They no longer send nasty letters.

They did Tweet very rudely at me after my congregation's protest of their anti-blasphemy resolution, however.

How many wars has the U.N. won? How many have they started?

Don't be ridiculous. It would take America less than 30 minutes to conquer Cannuckistan. The U.N. is a joke.

Not a very funny one, considering their moves to make it illegal to insult Islam.

But, the US army has competent generals at the top who, unlike you, have military training and know that,
a) There would be no point invading Canada, and

Exactly. That is why the US has never invaded Canuckistan.

FINALLY, you figured it out.

I need proof. You can't give me the bible as proof, or else the Koran and Torah could also be proof. If Jesus one day returns, then I will have proof. Until then, im looking for answers.

Thought you said you believe in God. But apparently you don't. Which is it?

[piercegraham]

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Thought you said you believe in God. But apparently you don't. Which is it?

As I have repeated many, many times and will surely repeat many more times, i believe that there is a higher being,a God, but not the way any religion has depicted him as of yet.

[Nobar King]

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Myopia rears its ugly head!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Obama is an idiot

As I have repeated many, many times and will surely repeat many more times, i believe that there is a higher being,a God, but not the way any religion has depicted him as of yet.

So then you may as well be a Hairy Krishna or a Mudslime. You can call satan "a higher being" if you want to, but it still adds up to the same thing: You're rejecting Christ.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.