Godly Republican Debates

[H. Montague Worthington]

Last night's Godly Republican debate made me feel much better about this crop of candidates. Rudy Jewliani said he would authorize torture to save lives and Mitt Romney suggested doubling the size of Guantanamo.

GLORY!!

What a great improvement the Republican Party has made in the past 20 years. In 1988, George H.W. Bush was talking about "a thousand points of light," and now we're talking about "a thousand pointy lightsticks."

Whichever candidate is first to suggest nuking the Middle East gets my vote.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I've been watching the Republican debates closely myself since this will decided who will become the next president. I like Mitt Romney so far since he is a sportsmen like Dick Cheny.

Praise Jesus they have managed to keep that she-harlot Hilary Clinton out of them. My heart nearly stopped when I heard her announce her candidacy but since she hasn't been at the Republican presidential debates we can safely assume she has dropped out. Good riddance to her.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Let us not forget, however, to vote entirely based on emotion. Now I am just as supportive of keeping those sand-nigras out of our country as you and Mr. Romney are, but let us not forget that he is a Merman, and therefore is liable to lead our country straight to Hell. If you were watching as closely as I was in the first Republican debate (and I have it TiVo'd so that I can play it constantly in my offices and labs to ensure that I didn't miss any Godly revelations from the office of Karl Rove), then you would realize that a shocking majority of the presidential candidates believe in the lie of evolution. Now I realize that some are obviously doing this to pander to the LIEberals out there, but in any case, such blasphemy can not stand in our government. Heaven forefend that we get a man into office that believes in a gajillion year old universe! Personally the Jew York guy is completely off the ballot, as far as I am concerned, as is Titt Romney. McCain has a long history of courting liberals, so I would keep a very close eye on him (he gave a speech at the bastion of liberal education, Liberty University recently).

Not to be a date-setter, as only God knows the day and the hour of His Return, but with this weak field of candidates, I can only presume that He will return before '08, or the liberals will dig our hole even deeper and George W. Bush will be able to declare martial law and remain in power indefinitely!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am just as supportive of keeping those sand-nigras out of our country as you and Mr. Romney are, but let us not forget that he is a Merman

I had no idea. The last thing we need in the White House is show tunes.

[Larry Lee]

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Last night's Godly Republican debate made me feel much better about this crop of candidates. Rudy Jewliani said he would authorize torture to save lives and Mitt Romney suggested doubling the size of Guantanamo.

GLORY!!

Monty, I'll bet you're like me and feel an overwhelming sense of love for all of humanity, when you hear our Godly Republicans -- men of God, every last one of them -- call for greater cultural sensitivity in the denigration of Mudslum combatants. The Mudslum mind isn't like that of a civilized person -- it's more like that of an animal or a New Jersey urban negro -- creatures fully expecting to experience force, lost teeth, and the sting of broken glass up their privates, when captured by an enemy. And if they don't experience those things, then they interpret it as an invitation to fly planes into our buildings and apply for admission in even greater numbers to our second-tier colleges and universities. So, we're forced to work with the Mudslum combatant in appropriately punishing ways, even as the spit-up collects in our mouth, and we order our Abu Girad Christmas cards early, to avoid the disappointment of supplies running out. These are the things the secular humanists and MSCs [Main stream Christians, such as the Methodists] just don't understand.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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GLORY!!

[Dukie]

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i attended a rally for jewliani the other day in charleston, and i must say, he is wearing on me. he promised me that if elected he would be ruthless with the ragheads and america would prevail in the war on terror!

[Larry Lee]

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i attended a rally for jewliani the other day in charleston, and i must say, he is wearing on me. he promised me that if elected he would be ruthless with the ragheads and america would prevail in the war on terror!

Well, you have to understand. In fulfilling his duties as the Mayor of New York, he passed through Astoria's "Little Egypt" more times than any sane person would want to, and inevitably, with each visit, he was expected to choke down a sampling of the local falafels. Those experiences nurtured the foreign policy initiatives you heard him recently declaim with such emotion.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Giuliani certainly scored a slam dunk at the last debate when he shot down that nut Ron Paul. In case anyone missed it, Paul was trying to claim that Saddam attacked us on 9/11 because we blew up and starved a few 100K ragheads back in the nineties or something, and Rudy rebuked him with the facts — namely, that Saddam attacked us because we have freedom, liberty, and Jesus. He didn't mention the key role that homosexuals, feminists, and Jews also played in the tragedy, but the Catholic brain can only encompass so much information before it's overwhelmed with the desire to sodomize a schoolboy.