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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

    In order to better reinforce the necessity for all True Christians™ to actively campaign for the GOP candidates during the upcoming political season, I would like to offer this thread for posting the specific details of what might happen in the (unlikely) event that a demoncrat wins.

    THIS particular story should send chills down your spine. What if the polack anarchist Dennis Kusinach should win the White House!?


    Essex girl fills White House race with lurve

    AN Essex girl may be the first lady with a tongue stud to have set her sights on the White House. The wife of Dennis Kucinich, a left-wing Democratic congressman and 2008 presidential candidate, is a 29-year-old hippie chick from Upminster at the end of London Underground’s District line.

    Elizabeth Kucinich, née Harper, has been on the stump with her husband, a 60-year-old anti-war campaigner from Cleveland, Ohio, mingling with the likes of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama backstage at the Democratic presidential debates. “There’s a kind of camaraderie,” she said.

    A 6ft tall willowy redhead who has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the Lord of the Rings character, she towers over her diminutive husband. “Who cares?” she said in an interview. “I like wearing high heels so I’m used to being taller than most men I stand next to.”

    Nor is she bothered by their 31-year age difference. “I have never noticed it at all,” she said. “Dennis is a very mature but young-at-heart gentleman and we complement each other.”

    Kucinich met her husband-to-be two years ago when she visited his office in the House of Representatives with her boss as a volunteer worker for the American Monetary Institute, an offbeat group dedicated to reforming the “unjust monetary system”.

    It was love at first sight for both of them. Immediately after their meeting, Dennis Kucinich phoned a friend and said: “I’ve met her [my future wife].”

    He proposed at their second meeting in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and they married three months later. The Hollywood actress Shirley MacLaine attended their wedding.

    “I knew at once I really wanted to marry this man,” Elizabeth said. “When you know it, why hang around?” It was Dennis’s third marriage, but by the time he met Elizabeth he had been single for more than 20 years.

    If Dennis were elected, they would make a great team, Elizabeth said. “Can you imagine what it would be like to have real love in the White House and a true union between the masculine and the feminine?”

    There were clues in her childhood that they were destined for each other, Elizabeth believes. She lived with her mother, a divorcée, on the outskirts of London in a farm labourer’s dilapidated house that was lovingly restored over the years. “The address was 4, Dennis’s Cottages, Dennis’s Lane,” she said.

    Her mother runs a healing and therapy centre and passed on her love of new age philosophy to her daughter. Known at school in Essex as “the Jolly Green Giant” because of her height, she studied religion and theology at Kent University and spent time in India and Tanzania, where she worked for Voluntary Service Overseas.

    It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted — a bar with two delicate balls on either side.

    On her MySpace website she lists one of her favourite bands as Coldplay and says her heroes are “my beautiful husband and anyone else who embraces peace”. She describes Dennis as a “very philosophical, deep thinking person” rather than a new age type, but he is a vegan, unlike her — she still cannot resist occasional dairy products.

    Pretty frightening stuff, I'm sure you'll admit.

    Please feel free to share any hellish scenarios that Jesus has shared with you, so that more decent Christians can be warned to vote GOP.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In order to better reinforce the necessity for all True Christians™ to actively campaign for the GOP candidates during the upcoming political season, I would like to offer this thread for posting the specific details of what might happen in the (unlikely) event that a demoncrat wins.

    THIS particular story should send chills down your spine. What if the polack anarchist Dennis Kusinach should win the White House!?

    Pretty frightening stuff, I'm sure you'll admit.

    Please feel free to share any hellish scenarios that Jesus has shared with you, so that more decent Christians can be warned to vote GOP.
    There can be no doubt whatsoever that, if the vegan cult had existed in 1776, our Founding Fathers would've included a clause in the Constitution banning those sickos from running for elected office. Surely the Supreme Court should respect their wishes by disqualifying this Marxist maniac from the Presidential race? Having said that, I couldn't help finding this statement a bit dubious:
    AN Essex girl may be the first lady with a tongue stud to have set her sights on the White House.
    Surely at least one of the dozens of whores Slick Willy Clinton flooded the White House with during his reign of terror must've had a tongue stud?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

      Considering the Demoncrat rampage we have been witnessing the past five months brethren this maybe happen. God may be scouring the United States for not baning gay marriage! There is nothing worse that fills the Lord with more rage than the thought of two homers settling down to a monogamous relationship.

      I also sense that the current problems in Iraq are because of the mistakes of the next president.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I also sense that the current problems in Iraq are because of the mistakes of the next president.
        Praise Jesus! Thank you for that insightful comment Brother BJ. I had been thinking it was the Clitons we had to blame for the war in Iraq, but you could be right too.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #5
          Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Praise Jesus! Thank you for that insightful comment Brother BJ. I had been thinking it was the Clitons we had to blame for the war in Iraq, but you could be right too.
          Scientology is to blame for the war in Iraq.



          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • WorthyOne
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Apr 2007
            • 36

            #6
            Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise Jesus! Thank you for that insightful comment Brother BJ. I had been thinking it was the Clitons we had to blame for the war in Iraq, but you could be right too.
            No, you blame the war on bush. He's the one at fault here, going to war in Vietraq...

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

              Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
              No, you blame the war on bush. He's the one at fault here, going to war in Vietraq...
              How DARE you insult our Godly President!? The War on Terror is going splendidly, and now you want to offer aid and comfort to the enemy? What are you a Clitonista or something?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                In order to better reinforce the necessity for all True Christians™ to actively campaign for the GOP candidates during the upcoming political season, I would like to offer this thread for posting the specific details of what might happen in the (unlikely) event that a demoncrat wins.

                THIS particular story should send chills down your spine. What if the polack anarchist Dennis Kusinach should win the White House!?

                Pretty frightening stuff, I'm sure you'll admit.
                Frightening indeed, Pastor Zeke. I have been noticing quite a few of these tongue stud implants showing up in the last few years. It is disconcerting to note that in almost every case these very same people are always talking about new age things like hippie peace true love vegan stuff, not to mention that nut case Shirley MacLaine showing up in this story. And now they are talking about taking over the monetary system. It all sounds a bit like those seed pods in that movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Those stud implants are probably some new kind of secret Demoncrat communication system taking over the minds of Americans.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                  Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
                  No, you blame the war on bush. He's the one at fault here, going to war in Vietraq...
                  No, we thank Bush for the war.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • WorthyOne
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 36

                    #10
                    Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    How DARE you insult our Godly President!? The War on Terror is going splendidly, and now you want to offer aid and comfort to the enemy? What are you a Clitonista or something?
                    Godly? Pfft. Hardly. The War on Oil Prices *cough* is not going splendidly. What kind of imaginary world do you live in?

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      I also sense that the current problems in Iraq are because of the mistakes of the next president.

                      I thought you believed Shrub-ya was about to become President-for-Life.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        I thought you believed Shrub-ya was about to become President-for-Life.
                        So? Are you really claiming that, if the next President doesn't take over till 2059, that means they can't be held responsible for what's currently happening in Iraq?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • WorthyOne
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                          • Apr 2007
                          • 36

                          #13
                          Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          So? Are you really claiming that, if the next President doesn't take over till 2059, that means they can't be held responsible for what's currently happening in Iraq?
                          Why would you hold somebody responsible for something they had nothing to do with? That's just dumb.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                            Originally posted by WorthyOne View Post
                            Why would you hold somebody responsible for something they had nothing to do with? That's just dumb.
                            Nothing to do with it? Get your head out of the sand woman; there is a vast liberal conspiracy to undermine our effort to bring freedom and democracy to the worthless little brown Muslims of Iraq. The next Demoncrat President will have gotten into office on the dead bodies of our brave soldiers. There hatred of Jesus and freedom knowns no bonds. That is why we REAL Americans need to fight back, take the fight to the real enemy and round all the liberals up in Haliburtern built deat,..er education camps.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #15
                              Re: Nightmare Scenarios: If A Democrat Wins In 2008!

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              So? Are you really claiming that, if the next President doesn't take over till 2059, that means they can't be held responsible for what's currently happening in Iraq?

                              Holding someone responsible for something that happened before their time is ridiculous. It would be like holding a baby born today personally responsible for the whole apple fiasco. Oh wait - you folks do that too.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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