[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

There is no such thing as an ex-black or an ex-gay. A jewish person can change her/his faith, but not ethnicity.
But leaving that alone, your response only proves my point. In order to receive blessings from Jesus, blacks must become white, gays must become straight, and Jews must become Christian.
And you have already stated repeatedly that you believe women to be the property of men, and that they are entitled to nothing on their own merit.

You really are quite foolish Dances with Strangers; we just showed you the power of Christ in action; were He has turned black people in to white people and you just dimiss it. This is prouf of the power of The Living God, what more do you want? No wonder Jesus wants women to just shut up and do as their husbands tell them to.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

You really are quite foolish Dances with Strangers; we just showed you the power of Christ in action; were He has turned black people in to white people and you just dimiss it. This is prouf of the power of The Living God, what more do you want? No wonder Jesus wants women to just shut up and do as their husbands tell them to.

Assuming that the avatars for Remy and Lateefah are chromatically accurate, they are still black. And you know what? There's not a single thing wrong with being black.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Assuming that the avatars for Remy and Lateefah are chromatically accurate, they are still black. And you know what? There's not a single thing wrong with being black.

Are you familer with the story of Noah's son Ham?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Are you familer with the story of Noah's son Ham?

Yep - and I always wondered why a Jewish man would name his son after a pork product.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Yep - and I always wondered why a Jewish man would name his son after a pork product.

Firgures that when reading a story of a father rapist your depraved mind would think "pork". Jesus weeps when He thinks about you harlot.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Firgures that when reading a story of a father rapist your depraved mind would think "pork". Jesus weeps when He thinks about you harlot.

It never says Ham raped Noah - it says he laughed at him when he saw him passed out drunk and naked.
And it doesn't say that black skin was the nature of the curse.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

It never says Ham raped Noah - it says he laughed at him when he saw him passed out drunk and naked.
And it doesn't say that black skin was the nature of the curse.

Genesis 9:18-27
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

And he said, Cursed be Canaan; the lowest of slaves shall he be unto his brethren.

And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

SOMETHING happened there, or else God wouldn't have condemned Canaan and his seed.

Don't try and second guess God, you insolent slut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

SOMETHING happened there, or else God wouldn't have condemned Canaan and his seed.

Don't try and second guess God, you insolent slut.

Why not? You're making just as big an assumption. For all we know, Ham could have braided his daddy's hair while he was asleep.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Why not? You're making just as big an assumption. For all we know, Ham could have braided his daddy's hair while he was asleep.

It has long been understood that The Bible was saying that Ham forced himself on his father for hot and sweaty man sex harlot. It is just since we TRUE Christians are don't revel in depravity we are not going to go into graphic descriptions of penises penetrating rectums like you want us to.

Would you prefer The Bible recount every grunt and moan Noah made at each of Ham’s pelvic trusts harlot? Would that be salacious enough for you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

It has long been understood that The Bible was saying that Ham forced himself on his father for hot and sweaty man sex harlot. It is just since we TRUE Christians are don't revel in depravity we are not going to go into graphic descriptions of penises penetrating rectums like you want us to.

Would you prefer The Bible recount every grunt and moan Noah made at each of Ham’s pelvic trusts harlot? Would that be salacious enough for you?

"Long been understood" is not the same as "necessarily true." Before Pasteur, it had long been understood that maggots were produced by meat. What had long been understood was wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

"Long been understood" is not the same as "necessarily true." Before Pasteur, it had long been understood that maggots were produced by meat. What had long been understood was wrong.

That's a week argument, those same people like Pasteur have all kind of silly notions like grasshoppers have more than four legs, bats are mammals and the earth is over 6,000 years old. Anyway what does that have to do with this story in The Bible? The point of it Ham did an offense against his father and God punished him for it by cursing Ham's descendents.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

That's a week argument, those same people like Pasteur have all kind of silly notions like grasshoppers have more than four legs, bats are mammals and the earth is over 6,000 years old. Anyway what does that have to do with this story in The Bible? The point of it Ham did an offense against his father and God punished him for it by cursing Ham's descendents.

Grasshoppers are insects, which means they have six legs. Bats have body hair, are warm-blooded, are viviparous, and lactate, which means they are mammals. And we've already been over the ridiculous idea that the earth is only 6K years old.

What this has to do with the story at hand is the idea you seem to have that because something is generally accepted without evidence (like the idea that Ham raped Noah), it must be true.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Why not? You're making just as big an assumption. For all we know, Ham could have braided his daddy's hair while he was asleep.

Do you imagine that God would curse an entire bloodline over a hairdo? Is that all you women think about? Hairdo's and recipes for snickerdoodles?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Proof That Homers Want Special Rights!

Do you imagine that God would curse an entire bloodline over a hairdo? Is that all you women think about? Hairdo's and recipes for snickerdoodles?

I don't imagine that a god would curse an entire bloodline over any action of one individual.
And while I assume that a snickerdoodle is some sort of pastry, I wouldn't know one if it walked up and bit me.