[Old Iron Crotch]

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To the point of inviting a nuclear attack?

If we stayed out of other countries' business, maybe they wouldn't hate us so.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If we stayed out of other countries' business, maybe they wouldn't hate us so.

So Joesph Stalin was just a victim of American imperialism?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So Joesph Stalin was just a victim of American imperialism?

I was referring to the current foreign policy of "pre-emptive defense."

[Bobby-Joe]

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I was referring to the current foreign policy of "pre-emptive defense."

And how does that have anything to do with tapping Soviet phonelines?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Yet another waste of military funding - just like the ashtrays for fighter planes and $5000 toilet seats.

I don't understand how this is a waste seeing as how the logic behind it is absolutely flawless. Everyone knows that a homosexual cannot be in the presence of another homosexual for more than five consecutive seconds without succuming to their demonic urges. Just thinking about what kind of horrors occur at the Tony Awards every year brings a shiver through my spine.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I don't understand how this is a waste seeing as how the logic behind it is absolutely flawless. Everyone knows that a homosexual cannot be in the presence of another homosexual for more than five consecutive seconds without succuming to their demonic urges.

None of the gay men I know seem to be aware of this, as they have never ravished each other during the many hours I have spent in their company.

Just thinking about what kind of horrors occur at the Tony Awards every year brings a shiver through my spine.

Might I suggest a cold shower?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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And you expect me to take the word of an obvious degenerate like yourself on such a matter to heart? You've become so desensitized to their preversions that you can't even recognize their debauchery anymore, even when it is in plain sight.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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And you expect me to take the word of an obvious degenerate like yourself on such a matter to heart? You've become so desensitized to their preversions that you can't even recognize their debauchery anymore, even when it is in plain sight.

So you claim to know what I've seen and haven't seen, even though I was there and you were not? And you expect me to take YOU seriously?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am so glad that the military is finally thinking outside "the box."

Could you imagine dropping these bombs all across The Middle East? All the ragheads would be dropping their weapons, pairing up, going out to brunch, stopping off at Crate and Barrel for a nice end table, and heading back to their love nests to sing Karaoke dancing real slow in front of their mirrors.

Bang! War over. We win.

[Brother V]

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So you claim to know what I've seen and haven't seen, even though I was there and you were not? And you expect me to take YOU seriously?

Perhaps the horror that is you, is so strong that you can even make two raging homers overcome their demonic desires.

You must be very very ugly.

YIC
V

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Perhaps the horror that is you, is so strong that you can even make two raging homers overcome their demonic desires.

You must be very very ugly.

YIC
V

No, it's not that I'm ugly. I'm not super-modell material, nor am I horror movie material - just average.

You just can't admit that you're wrong about homosexuals.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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So you claim to know what I've seen and haven't seen, even though I was there and you were not? And you expect me to take YOU seriously?

Ok, how about a quick test to see what your moral compass is like.

What offends you more:
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ.
b) Two homosexual men in a momogomous relationship.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Ok, how about a quick test to see what your moral compass is like.

What offends you more:
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ.

If a person wants to become a Christian, fine with me. But I don't understand the point of having a child sign a waiver.

b) Two homosexual men in a momogomous relationship.

I have no problem with this either.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Allow me to rephrase.

a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ without their friend's parent's permission.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Allow me to rephrase.
a) Christian children taking their unsaved friends to youth group meetings and having them sign waivers denouncing their previous religions and accepting Christ without their friend's parent's permission.

Taking someone else's children ANYWHERE without the parents' permission is unacceptable. If the parents give permission for the kids to go to church with their friends, fine. And parents really have no control over what a child believes or doesn't believe. If parents could control children's beliefs, I would still be Baptist.
And I still don't understand what purpose having a child sign a waiver would accomplish. S/he either believes or doesn't believe. Of what use is the waiver?