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  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #1

    In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

    God's workers upon Earth, ten stalwart Southern Baptists from the USA, have been seized and jailed by voodoo Satan-worshipers in the dark land of Haiti. They are accused of kidnapping 33 infants and children, and attempting to take them out of the realm of the Devil. (News Daily)

    Carla Thompson, one of the good Christian wives jailed, said "God is the one who called us to come here and we just really believed that this was his purpose."

    But Haitian officials said that the servants of Jesus were acting illegally: they had no documents proving the children were orphans, and no papers allowing them to take the children out of the country.

    The US consul general in Haiti, Donald Moore, rolled over like a whipped bluetick bitch: "We tell all Americans all over the world 24 hours a day that you are subject to the laws of the country in which you find yourself."

    People, these are GOD'S WORKERS! As servants of the highest Power and the greatest Authority, we Christians are BEYOND the puny and flawed laws of men. No one -- no mere human -- has the right or the POWER to keep us from acting as we believe God wants us to.

    Did Moses not, at God's command, tell his lieutenants to kill 3000 of their brethren and neighbors?

    Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the LORD's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him.

    And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.

    And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.
    Exodus 32:26-28

    Every Christian stands willing and ready to murder 3000 of his neighbors, should the Lord ask him to do it. Oh, praise HIM! If it takes kidnapping infants to save them from Satan, I say LET THE LORD'S WORK BEGIN! And if it means ripping them bodily from the foul teat of their voodoo-dancing mothers to save them, I say LET JESUS GUIDE YOUR HANDS!

    The Haitian Prime Minister, Jean-Max Bellerive, is the one who labeled the Christian workers "kidnappers." I say, if some wanna-be French darkie with nappy hair and a bone in his nose stands in your path, TELL HIM TO GET THE HELL OUT OF GOD'S WAY!

    ~~ OEJ
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

    This is indeed disturbing news. You would think these Satanic Haitians would've learned the first time after God sent them that quake! I can only hope and pray that disease runs more rampant, people succumb to their injuries, and their economy and infrastructure is permanently damaged. Maybe a few hundred thousand more deaths will wake them up!

    That being said, I think we all need to pray for our brave Brother Monty who is putting himself in harm's way by rescuing Haitian orphans from that Hell-hole and placing them in True Christian(tm) homes (for a small fee). A real tragedy would be if Brother Monty got imprisoned there. Let us all pray for him and hope his venture goes through with ease.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

      My goodness, Reverend Osborne,

      BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHILDREN???


      And has anyone seen or heard from Father Lester since the quake ??




      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

        Those people are just jealous that those little black kids get to go to America. The Haitians have been dying to get to the Godly U.S.A. forever, now that they have a free pass each one wants to be the first to go but also the first to decry those who are more fortunate.

        Did anyone interview these kids to see whether they wanted to come here or not?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22379

          #5
          Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Did anyone interview these kids to see whether they wanted to come here or not?
          I heard this was tried, but they didn't really respond. Probably because they where in awe of being allowed to our great nation.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • TC Patriot
            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 1060

            #6
            Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

            Obviously this is a Papist conspiracy.

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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            • Free Market Fred
              The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 803

              #7
              Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

              Well, I hate to be contrary, but really, those missionaries are so dumb they almost deserve to rot in jail. I mean how can anyone be so stupid - just who do they think would buy a bunch of negro children? You'd make more money recycling aluminum drink cans.

              If you're going to kidnap kids to sell later, you've got to get some white kids, blond-haired blue-eyed preferred. There is a small market for gook kids (some of them Chinks now have money), but white kids still fetch top dollar.

              Maybe we got to rethink our educational system so that these things don't happen in the future. Now don't get me wrong - I'm still in favor of home schooling. If it wasn't for home schooling, how would we get Republicans elected to office? But really, I think we gotta get some basic economics and marketing textbooks into the curriculum. Nothing too complicated, mind you - Heaven forbid we should expect people to balance their own checkbooks. But you know, basic stuff, like being able to count to 100, and knowing that only the white side of the bread is buttered.


              You couldn't give these away


              Perfect Christian child!
              Praise Jesus!
              Brother Fred
              CEO, The Uranus Corporation
              Put your faith in Uranus!

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              • Buford T Scoggins
                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 911

                #8
                Re: In New Pact With Satan, Haiti Jails God's Workers

                Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                Well, I hate to be contrary, but really, those missionaries are so dumb they almost deserve to rot in jail. I mean how can anyone be so stupid - just who do they think would buy a bunch of negro children? You'd make more money recycling aluminum drink cans.
                That's probably true, Brother Fred. Now, back in my great grand-daddy's day, Negroes were a hot commodity. You could train them to pick cotton, milk cows, clean toilets, or at least use them for target practice when they tried to run away. But nowadays, all they know how to do is steal and collect welfare checks. We can thank that Joo-bastard Jimmy Carter for freeing the slaves and ruining the country.


                My great-granddaddy's hat

                Well, I got a feeling that things are gonna change real quick - we won't even have to wait until Sarah Palin gets elected president in 2012. Looks to me like we could be seeing a Tea Party revolution any day now. What's Obama gonna do to stop us? Remember, he just decided a couple of days ago to staff the army with homo sissies. They couldn't fight off a troop of Girl Scouts, let alone Real Men like us Christians.


                Real Men
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                - Rush Limbaugh

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