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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #61
    Re: 100% Pro-Life

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    If it were up to me, all rape victims would have their fetuses removed followed by them having to eat said fetus, cooked medium rare, in front of their coven!
    I knew it! You just CAN'T stop thinking about this stuff, can you, cannibal? Not for one stinking minute.
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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #62
      Re: 100% Pro-Life

      Do I misquote YOUR posts, you crochety old bat?? What you did here is in such appallingly bad taste it isn't even funny!
      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 07-17-2007, 03:34 AM.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #63
        Re: 100% Pro-Life

        I thought it was funny.
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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #64
          Re: 100% Pro-Life

          Joking about rape victims isn't funny. Rape is a horrific crime. One which the victim has to live through afterwards.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #65
            Re: 100% Pro-Life

            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            Riiiiight...so no abortion,no contraception - the planet's already overpopulated,how do you expect it to cope with the resulting millions born should contraception & abortion be removed?

            To say nothing of the effect on a female body compelled to bear a child every year,or the stress of coping with many, many children.

            Somehow,I don't think that aspect will bother you - so consider the effect on a man working many, many hours to support those many children? There's a strong possibility that he'd work himself to death - leaving children Fatherless....oh wait,that could work....if he died quite early on,after say two kids.
            I have a nice suggestion for you: ABSTINENCE.

            Can you say Abstinence? Shuah, I knew ya could...
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #66
              Re: 100% Pro-Life

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

              I have a nice suggestion for you: ABSTINENCE
              I have to agree with abstenence, no sex before marriage, or outside of marriage --- and marriage only between a man and a woman.
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #67
                Re: 100% Pro-Life

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                If it were up to me, all rapists would have their genitalia removed followed by them having to eat said genitalia, cooked medium rare, in front of their victims!
                Right. And since you believe that all men are rapists, that means you think that all men should be castrated and forced to eat their own genitalia. We'd always suspected you thought this, and now you've finally admitted it.
                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                Riiiiight...so no abortion,no contraception - the planet's already overpopulated,how do you expect it to cope with the resulting millions born should contraception & abortion be removed?
                It'll all be fine as soon as Jesus returns to slaughter them all.
                To say nothing of the effect on a female body compelled to bear a child every year
                Well, I'd say it's a lot less bad than the effect on a female baby's body when it is MURDERED in the womb. Or a male baby's, but I don't suppose you'd care about that.
                Somehow,I don't think that aspect will bother you - so consider the effect on a man working many, many hours to support those many children?
                Boo hoo. It'll just leave him less time to have sinful "fun", so what's so bad about that?
                There's a strong possibility that he'd work himself to death - leaving children Fatherless....oh wait,that could work....if he died quite early on,after say two kids.
                Athiestic harlot! No child is ever truly Fatherless, no matter how many mommies it may have.
                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Joking about rape victims isn't funny.
                I thought it was funny. So did the vast majority of right-thinking people everywhere. Either you thought it was hilarious, or you hate democracy. Which is it?
                Rape is a horrific crime. One which the victim has to live through afterwards.
                You'd prefer if the rapist killed his victim afterwards? I suppose that in the feminist utopia, men would have to kill women, then violate their corpses, because then no marriage or childbirth could result.
                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                I have to agree with abstenence, no sex before marriage, or outside of marriage --- and marriage only between a man and a woman.
                Well said. Have you told Gene Robinson about these radical ideas of yours?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668

                  #68
                  Re: 100% Pro-Life

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You liebral fools make me sick. After Saddman Hoosein attacked us on 9/11, we went over there and kicked his islamic butt, we took the first step in bringing those camel-fornicating arabs a dose of Godly American Democracy! Did you expect us to invite them to a pink tea party?

                  Our Godly American boys are over there defending your right to freedom. The least you can do is to accept Christ as your personal Savior.
                  Ummm, get your facts right. He had nothing to do with the attack. It was someone else. Oh really? look where it's gotten you! Knee deep in mayhem your "godly American boys" can't handle.

                  The war has gained us nothing.

                  By the way, I dislike cars badly.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #69
                    Re: 100% Pro-Life

                    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                    I have to agree with abstenence, no sex before marriage, or outside of marriage --- and marriage only between a man and a woman.
                    You get an Amen for that friend

                    However we are talking afterwards; it is the duty of every married Christian couple to produce as many male Christian children as possible to fight in Jesus' wars. The world is still filled with millions of atheists, pagans, heretics, moonworshipers, and what not. All denied Christ’s love. We need to defeat crush their armies and educate their population about the love Jesus as for them, once God’s enemies are put up against the wall and killed like the vermin they are.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #70
                      Re: 100% Pro-Life

                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                      I dislike cars badly.
                      Why? are you afraid to drive? We could always come pick you up for Bible Study.

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                      • Homertard
                        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 668

                        #71
                        Re: 100% Pro-Life

                        No, I just have my reasons.

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                        • lilith
                          Night Hag
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1232

                          #72
                          Re: 100% Pro-Life

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          I have a nice suggestion for you: ABSTINENCE.

                          Can you say Abstinence? Shuah, I knew ya could...

                          Here's another couple of words for you - hormones & raging.

                          As even you should know - in fact,ESPECIALLY you given all those abused altar boys,abstinence is an unrealistic idea.
                          As well as boring.
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #73
                            Re: 100% Pro-Life

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            Assisted suicide
                            Euthanaisa
                            Are interchangeably the same thing just so you know.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #74
                              Re: 100% Pro-Life

                              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                              By the way, I dislike cars badly.
                              So does Jeff "Free" Luers. Are you a terrorist, or just logically inconsistent?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Homertard
                                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 668

                                #75
                                Re: 100% Pro-Life

                                No. They are ugly, dull, and I hate driving. That a problem?

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