The truth about Fowly

[Bobby-Joe]

Brethern,

Fox News has clarified this terrible situation with Fowly in congress.

Fowly is infact a Demoncrat! PRAISE JESUS!
There is no such thing as a gay Republican in God's Own Party!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The truth about Fowly

No doubt Brother. You can tell by the gapping mouth and stupid look on his face, that he cannot be a GODLY Repbulican.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The truth about Fowly

Fox News said it; I believe it; that settles it.

It makes sense when you think about it. Since he's both a Romanist and a Demon-cretin, how could he not be a kiddy-fiddler?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The truth about Fowly

Fox News said it; I believe it; that settles it.

Ditto, Brother! Faux News is like a latter day revelation!

PRAISE!

[robert12345]

Re: The truth about Fowly

Ditto, Brother! Faux News is like a latter day revelation!

PRAISE!

Mais vous parlez Français, pastor. Je suis tres impressionné!

[Pastor Ray from Salem VA]

Re: The truth about Fowly

Mais vous parlez Français, pastor. Je suis tres impressionné!

With all due respect, son, I suspect that one of the few areas where the members of this Forum and I agree is in our distaste for the French and their stubborn anti-Americanism.

Regardless, the Foley business is so out of control. If you ask me, Foley's responsibility is to make an honest boy out of the page. Foley should propose and, if accepted, they can go to Massachussetts for the ceremony. If the page turns him down, everyone should hush up about it forevermore.

[robert12345]

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With all due respect, son, I suspect that one of the few areas where the members of this Forum and I agree is in our distaste for the French and their stubborn anti-Americanism.

I know, those damn anti-American frog-eaters. I don't like the nation but in find the language quite beautiful.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I know, those damn anti-American frog-eaters. I don't like the nation but in find the language quite beautiful.

I have recently translated the French national anthem. I am not sure I have the meter quite right but I am not a native French translator.

La Marseillaise

Please don't shoot me, please don't hurt me,
I surrender, I give up.

Take my country, take my children,
take it all, I'll bugger off.

Let me keep this one small bottle, and this tiny block of cheese,
Just don't make me take a shower, one thing no good Frenchman needs!

Let me ride off on my bike, and
you can have the old Renault

Tell my daughters that I love them
as you rape them on the floor

Frenchmen all are very haughty
don't use soap and aren't polite

But we have a way with weapons,
drop them and
run from the fight

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Praise Jesus -- those words brought a tear to my eye Pastor.