[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Here's a nice flag with a gun and a Bible on it. I don't know why the hoe is there, it's probably from one of those sex-tourism countries.


This is a translation of Hezbolla's flag, which is also close to what I'd like to see:



However, the best branding campaigns make use of an already established logo:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should we change our flag?

This one doesn't really mean anything... I just liked the design a lot.

I can see the appeal. After all, nips are the opposite of everything God likes, so it makes sense that our flag should be the opposite of the Japanee one.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we change our flag?

You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
-Hii

Dear friend:

We don't want to keep Jesus to ourselves. How could we be so heartless and callous as to let people slide into eternal damnation without at least having the chance to hear the saving message?

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Dear friend:

We don't want to keep Jesus to ourselves. How could we be so heartless and callous as to let people slide into eternal damnation without at least having the chance to hear the saving message?

Amen, Pastor. I am so sick and tired of these Godless lieberals running around wanting to take God out of public life and such. I certainly don't remember anywhere in the blessed Holy Bible where the Lord says anything about keeping to Himself.

And even though the people who founded this country were pretty much all Godless warlock freemasons who are now burning in the Lake of Fire for their unbelief, they nevertheless founded this country as a Christian Nation and intended Christianity to be the sole rule and guide of all public and private life.

Glory!

[PrinceOfTyrus]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.

The American flag is not necessarily Holy (yet), but it is the world's standard for peace and truth. Thus I cannot say that you are of SATAN, but you are most certainly the Prince of Dorkness.

[Brother V]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.

Exactly what colour is toilet paper?

And who will be feeling the pens?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Should we change our flag?

Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.

Excuse me, PrinceOfTiresome, but this thread isn't about the arts-and-crafts class at the school to which you take the short bus.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I am partial to Sister Virginia Templeton's flag with the dead Iraqi babies. It shows we mean business. I think if we flew those flags here in Iraq, we'd be finished with this war in no time flat. The enemy would probably just fold up and walk off into the desert never to be heard from again. I think a lot of them would just put a bullet through their temples out of absolute fear of the shock and awe that America could unleash on them-- as seen on our flag, proudly waving over our permanent military bases and oil fields.

Don't get me wrong-- we're makin' good progress here in Iraq under the awesome leadership of Gen. Patraeus and with the bold, powerful, mesmerizing, almost dream-like awesomeness of President George W. Bush. We're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel here. The insurgency is in its very, very, VERY last throes-- trust me on this one! These throes are dead last, behind all the other throes that came before.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I think a lot of them would just put a bullet through their temples out of absolute fear of the shock and awe that America could unleash on them-- as seen on our flag, proudly waving over our permanent military bases and oil fields.

There are any temples left in Iraq? I thought the towelheads had already blown all those Satanic shrines to all up all by themselves.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Should we change our flag?

I just realized, the only properly republican way to do this is to privatize the flag.

We could sell it to the highest bidder, which might have it look something like this:



Or rent out parts of it, which would have it look more like this: