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  • hellion
    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
    • Nov 2006
    • 564
    #31
    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

    Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
    Show me a sniper and I'll show you a guy who's so feminized and squeamish he bursts into tears every time an air strike is called in on a hospital. Who needs "one bullet, one kill" when there's "One JDAM, and helluvalotta kills"?

    Gentlemen, here is my weapon:


    Century Signet Hallmarked Solid 18-Karat Gold Ball-Point Pen - $1,200.00

    With it I can give anyone who displeases me a midnight visit inviting them to be our guest at Abu Griab.

    THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!
    What?! You're telling me, that while I'm putting my life out on the line to save my country and risking serious injury, you're pushing pencils?! This is a bloody outrage! What is a pen without a sword to enforce it?
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

    Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564
        #32
        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        How much training does it take to say "Do you want fries with that"?
        Al! I'm ashamed! Are you honestly insulting the US military?
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027
            #33
            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

            I want Hellion's old avatar back. Please, won't one of you Pastors be good enough to return it? I loved it so, and we wouldn't want anyone to think one of we True Christians committed a Theft, now would we?

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #34
                Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Al! I'm ashamed! Are you honestly insulting the US military?
                ABSOLUTELY NOT! But you can't be in the military! You are a goth. Do you want you avatar back? Where is it?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564
                    #35
                    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    ABSOLUTELY NOT! But you can't be in the military! You are a goth. Do you want you avatar back? Where is it?
                    I'm not really goth, Al. I'm Christian now, remember?! I dont remember having an avatar...
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #36
                        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        I'm not really goth, Al. I'm Christian now, remember?! I dont remember having an avatar...
                        If you were a True Christian™ you wouldn't be pretending to join the army. You'd be at home baking soldiers for Christ.

                        Now fetch me a sandwich!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #37
                            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            What?! You're telling me, that while I'm putting my life out on the line to save my country and risking serious injury, you're pushing pencils?! This is a bloody outrage! What is a pen without a sword to enforce it?
                            You dissapoint me, HELLion.
                            Should your sword fail, another shall take your place.
                            But certainly, not everyone (if anyone!) could replace good brother Trent!

                            Trent is fighting the war with the weapons God gave him: A sound mind and a 18karat solid-gold ball point.
                            Just because you (will) fight with weapons provided by the Army instead, you shouldn't put your brother in arms down.


                            BTW You're still in training! You're not risking your life - yet.
                            But Trent is actually over there in Iraqistackystan right now.
                            And even though the situation gets better every day and there is light at the end of the tunnel...
                            He still risks his life there everyday, just so that we here in America can be safe from Usama bin Hussein.
                            So I ask that you show him the respect he deserves.


                            But Pastor Ezekiel is right.. If you are a woman..
                            Why aren't you pursuing getting married and making babies for Christ instead of joining the Army?
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-10-2007, 11:29 PM.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564
                                #38
                                Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                You dissapoint me, HELLion.
                                Should your sword fail, another shall take your place.
                                But certainly, not everyone (if anyone!) could replace good brother Trent!

                                Trent is fighting the war with the weapons God gave him: A sound mind and a 18karat solid-gold ball point.
                                Just because you (will) fight with weapons provided by the Army instead, you shouldn't put your brother in arms down.


                                BTW You're still in training! You're not risking your life - yet.
                                But Trent is actually over there in Iraqistackystan right now.
                                And even though the situation gets better every day and there is light at the end of the tunnel...
                                He still risks his life there everyday, just so that we here in America can be safe from Usama bin Hussein.
                                So I ask that you show him the respect he deserves.


                                But Pastor Ezekiel is right.. If you are a woman..
                                Why aren't you pursuing getting married and making babies for Christ instead of joining the Army?
                                Soldiers die in field exercises! We're doing our best to prevent that. Still don't respect pencil-pushers. Politics...

                                Women soldiers get married too. I'm just preoccupied with training to save the country at the time...

                                And I don't do the fetching of the sandwiches, Zeke!
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                  • SalvationSeeker
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 3892
                                    #39
                                    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                    Soldiers die in field exercises! We're doing our best to prevent that. Still don't respect pencil-pushers. Politics...
                                    You better starting respecting him. Right now!
                                    If not for his "pencil-pushing" then simply because he is a MAN, while you are a woman..
                                    And women are to submit to men, as God commands!

                                    And I don't do the fetching of the sandwiches, Zeke!
                                    You better start then!
                                    Women are to be the helpers of men, that is, they are to SERVE men, as men serve God.
                                    And you can start by serving your father or your husband a lovely dinner!
                                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #40
                                        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                        Originally posted by hellion View Post

                                        And I don't do the fetching of the sandwiches, Zeke!
                                        Then you are no Christian. You are nothing but a run-of-the-mill feminazi bull dyke.

                                        Better watch your back. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • hellion
                                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 564
                                            #41
                                            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                            You better starting respecting him. Right now!
                                            If not for his "pencil-pushing" then simply because he is a MAN, while you are a woman..
                                            And women are to submit to men, as God commands!



                                            You better start then!
                                            Women are to be the helpers of men, that is, they are to SERVE men, as men serve God.
                                            And you can start by serving your father or your husband a lovely dinner!
                                            I don't have a husband, nor a father. I don't consider pencil-pushers to be men.
                                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #42
                                                Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                                I don't have a husband, nor a father. I don't consider pencil-pushers to be men.
                                                And Jesus doesn't consider uppity back-sassing feminazis like you to be ladies.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • hellion
                                                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                    • 564
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    And Jesus doesn't consider uppity back-sassing feminazis like you to be ladies.
                                                    I'm not a lady, I'm a woman!
                                                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                                      • SalvationSeeker
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 3892
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                                        I don't consider pencil-pushers to be men.
                                                        Then that's a problem that you need to resolve.
                                                        You sure hasn't truly accepted Jesus Christ, as no True Christian could behave this way.

                                                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                                        I'm not a lady, I'm a woman!
                                                        Stop your backsassing this instant. Shape up!
                                                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                          • lord warrior
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 406
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                                            I'm not a lady, I'm a woman!
                                                            And the little feminazi doesn't know the diffrence.

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