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  • #16
    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

    I hate tech-nines. I like socoms, with a silencer. Desert Eagles are just showing off, and they're a bit heavy to be hauling around in enemy territory. Not to mention they only carry seven bullets and they make a bit of a racket. Nice accuracy though. Socoms, on the other hand, carry 12 rounds per magazine and are lighter, much easier for covert ops and mission training. I still have a thing against uzis. They're notorious for accidental firing. If I had to use a machine gun, I'd prefer the M4 Carbine.
    Like you've actually ever used an MK23 with a silencer in anything else than a computer game!

    And M4? Another common computer game weapon.. Figures.
    And a gun that isn't even legal to own for a civilan (in ALL states as far as I know, though never bothered much with the facistic anti-freedom laws)
    But yeah, I seriously doubt you've ever even seen one in real life... (I mean apart from TV, computer games etc)
    Silly boy, get thee hence.


    PS.
    My Desert Eagles carry more than 7 rounds, as I've customized them.
    I got extended mags who hold 12 rounds. (and I've taped two together so I got 24 bullets readily available for each gun)
    Laser sights, and I've modified them to have selective fire.
    Also fixed them up to have less recoil, so the auto is actually useable.

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Body armour is too heavy and is hard to maneuver in. SWAT team can have it, I'll stick to the shadows. You won't need a backpack full off ammo, just take out their leader.
    That's not the True Christian way of doing things.
    We do not hide, or skulk around in the shadows like a demon.
    We stand tall in the light of Jesus and deliver his tough love point blank, in broad daylight:
    For we are not afraid to confess that JESUS IS LORD! Praise!


    Jesus doesn't only kill leaders, He kills them all.
    And we strive to be followers of God in everything we do.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #17
      Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      Like you've actually ever used an MK23 with a silencer in anything else than a computer game!

      And M4? Another common computer game weapon.. Figures.
      And a gun that isn't even legal to own for a civilan (in ALL states as far as I know, though never bothered much with the facistic anti-freedom laws)
      But yeah, I seriously doubt you've ever even seen one in real life... (I mean apart from TV, computer games etc)
      Silly boy, get thee hence.
      Well, duh! They're the main weapons used in US military and law-enforcement. I'm a soldier in training...Paramedic...to be precise. Of course they're popular in American tactical-espionage video games!

      PS.
      My Desert Eagles carry more than 7 rounds, as I've customized them.
      I got extended mags who hold 12 rounds. (and I've taped two together so I got 24 bullets readily available for each gun)
      Laser sights, and I've modified them to have selective fire.
      Also fixed them up to have less recoil, so the auto is actually useable.

      Nice. Still too heavy for my type, especially with the added bullets.

      That's not the True Christian way of doing things.
      We do not hide, or skulk around in the shadows like a demon.
      We stand tall in the light of Jesus and deliver his tough love point blank, in broad daylight:
      For we are not afraid to confess that JESUS IS LORD! Praise!


      Jesus doesn't only kill leaders, He kills them all.
      And we strive to be followers of God in everything we do.
      Well if you want to survive...It's best to hide in the shadows and take out they're leader(s). Trying to take out every pawn in the game is just asking to get shot, not to mention the sacrifices and tragedies.

      Remember, Jesus has an army of angels and God on his side...
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

      Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • #18
        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

        You're in the army huh? (Though paramedic sounds a little bit sissy..)
        That's good! So you are going to kill mudslimes for Jesus in Iraqistan then?
        Praise!

        Why don't you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and tithe to Landover Baptist Church before you go to Ragheadistan?

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        Well if you want to survive...It's best to hide in the shadows and take out they're leader(s). Trying to take out every pawn in the game is just asking to get shot, not to mention the sacrifices and tragedies.

        Remember, Jesus has an army of angels and God on his side...
        Stop being so faithless and sissy, and let God's will be done. GLORY!
        God is on my side, so there is nothing for me to fear.

        The LORD is on my side; I will not fear: what can man do unto me?
        Psalm 118:6
        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-09-2007, 10:12 PM.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #19
          Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          You're in the army huh? (Though paramedic sounds a little bit sissy..)
          That's good! So you are going to kill mudslimes for Jesus in Iraqistan then?
          Praise!

          Why don't you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and tithe to Landover Baptist Church before you go to Ragheadistan?



          Stop being so faithless and sissy, and let God's will be done. GLORY!
          God is on my side, so there is nothing for me to fear.
          Yeah, I'll be saved and sent to heaven, but I don't want to die yet! I atleast want to get a decent rank or something...

          The LORD is on my side; I will not fear: what can man do unto me?
          Psalm 118:6
          Not killing yet. I'm in training, remember? I'm also training to be a sniper, hence the PSG-1 references. I already accepted Jesus! I even started reading the Bible... But I don't have money yet.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • #20
            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            I already accepted Jesus! I even started reading the Bible... But I don't have money yet.
            Now now..
            There is a difference between accepting Jesus and accepting Jesus.
            Many are the victims of false conversion.

            If you don't know what you're accepting, you can't truly accept it.
            You must know what Jesus demands you to accept before you can accept it..
            Many FALSE so-called "Christians" believe they have accepted Jesus and are Saved.. But they are wrong.
            Don't make the same mistake, friend.
            If you are sincere, you'll be a True Christian yet, just have some patience.


            A True Christian is known by His works, which is a product of his faith. (James 2:17-18)
            If you aren't ready to lay down your life for Jesus RIGHT NOW, chances are you aren't Saved.

            He that loveth his life shall lose it;
            And he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
            John 12:25

            Keep reading the Bible (KJV1611 only) though, the way to Salvation is found within it's pages.
            BTW have you read the book of Nahum yet? If not, then get to it! It's quite short, and tells you a few very important things about God.
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-09-2007, 10:38 PM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #21
              Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Now now..
              There is a difference between accepting Jesus and accepting Jesus.
              Many are the victims of false conversion.

              If you don't know what you're accepting, you can't truly accept it.
              You must know what Jesus demands you to accept before you can accept it..
              Many FALSE so-called "Christians" believe they have accepted Jesus and are Saved.. But they are wrong.
              Don't make the same mistake, friend.
              If you are sincere, you'll be a True Christian yet, just have some patience.


              A True Christian is known by His works, which is a product of his faith. (James 2:17-18)
              If you aren't ready to lay down your life for Jesus RIGHT NOW, chances are you aren't Saved.

              He that loveth his life shall lose it;
              And he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.
              John 12:25

              Keep reading the Bible (KJV1611 only) though, the way to Salvation is found within it's pages.
              BTW have you read the book of Nahum yet? If not, then get to it! It's quite short, and tells you a few very important things about God.
              Can I get saved too? They just let me out.

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              • #22
                Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
                Can I get saved too? They just let me out.
                Sure you can. Jesus offers His Eternal Salvation even to scum like you.

                Step #1: Click on the Paypal button. Jesus is waiting, boy.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                  Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
                  Can I get saved too? They just let me out.
                  Will you REJECT sodomy and an unnatural homersexual deathstyle?
                  Will you REJECT satan and all his false promises?
                  Will you REJECT all manners of worldy pleasures?

                  Will you ACCEPT Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and confess with your mouth (and in your heart) that He is Lord?
                  Will you ACCEPT His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible - as absolute infallible truth, and obey all it's laws, the OT-laws included?
                  Will you ACCEPT Pastor Ezekiel's suggestion, and click the PayPal button and send Jesus a love offering?

                  Do that.. And you can get Saved, yes.
                  Praise Jesus!
                  Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-09-2007, 10:49 PM.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #24
                    Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                    Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
                    They just let me out.
                    Who's "they" Matt? It was Christ Himself (via the Pastors) that has granted you another chance at redemption. That dyke friend of yours hellion said she's working now; why don't you see if she can front you a few bucks for Jesus?

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                    • #25
                      Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Who's "they" Matt? It was Christ Himself (via the Pastors) that has granted you another chance at redemption. That dyke friend of yours hellion said she's working now; why don't you see if she can front you a few bucks for Jesus?
                      Oh, okay. Sorry Jesus! Hellion isn't working, she's in training. Or she's going back in a bit anyway.

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                      • #26
                        Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                        Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
                        Oh, okay. Sorry Jesus! Hellion isn't working, she's in training. Or she's going back in a bit anyway.
                        How much training does it take to say "Do you want fries with that"?
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                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #27
                          Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                          Originally posted by Baphomet View Post

                          Can I get saved too? They just let me out.
                          So do you accept the help Salvation Seeker, Pastor Zeke and Pastor Al have offered you here to get SAVED?

                          We're waiting ...
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • #28
                            Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            You're in the army huh? (Though paramedic sounds a little bit sissy..)
                            That's good! So you are going to kill mudslimes for Jesus in Iraqistan then?
                            Praise!

                            Why don't you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and tithe to Landover Baptist Church before you go to Ragheadistan?



                            Stop being so faithless and sissy, and let God's will be done. GLORY!
                            God is on my side, so there is nothing for me to fear.

                            The LORD is on my side; I will not fear: what can man do unto me?
                            Psalm 118:6
                            Better yet, make Landover your beneficiary!!!
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #29
                              Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              And I'm working on reading it! I just started...And He still didn't kill anyone!
                              I thought you'd read the story of Noah? In that, Jesus' dad, who is also Him, kills just about everyone in the world, praise Him!
                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post

                              Keep reading the Bible (KJV1611 only) though, the way to Salvation is found within it's pages.
                              BTW have you read the book of Nahum yet? If not, then get to it! It's quite short, and tells you a few very important things about God.
                              But whatever you do, don't get it mixed up with the book of Nasum! That's also quite short, but it is a forgery by Swedish Devils that will tell you absolutely nothing important about God!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                              • #30
                                Re: PASTOR-WARRIORS™ mobilized by DOF!

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Not killing yet. I'm in training, remember? I'm also training to be a sniper, hence the PSG-1 references.
                                Show me a sniper and I'll show you a guy who's so feminized and squeamish he bursts into tears every time an air strike is called in on a hospital. Who needs "one bullet, one kill" when there's "One JDAM, and helluvalotta kills"?

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