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  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565
    #16
    Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

    I pray that when my sons are grown and have sons of their own, that I will be able to hold a little Dick in my hands.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • Condescending
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 33
        #17
        Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

        One Dick is good but two Dick's are better. They can become quite a handful I hear when raising two of them at once.
        Christians are sinless.


        Romans 5:14
        Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

        1 John 3:6
        Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

        1 John 3:9
        Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

        1 John 5:18
        We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

        3 John 11
        He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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          • TC Patriot
            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 1060
            #18
            Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

            Originally posted by Condescending View Post
            One Dick is good but two Dick's are better. They can become quite a handful I hear when raising two of them at once.
            I am wondering if God has another begotten son if he'll name him Dick. Jesus certainly acted like all the Dicks in the GOP or maybe it's better to say that all the Dicks in the GOP act like Jesus. Maybe Dick will become a Biblical name if God decides to write a Newer Testament. Maybe our Lord Jesus this time instead of making Peter head of the Church it will be his twin Dick sort of like how Presidents Bush and Cheney were on in the same.

            I think God let Mary name Jesus but maybe up in heaven our heavenly Father has given Jesus a nickname. When I get to heaven I'm going to shout hey Dick and if Jesus turns his head with all the other Dicks then I will know that God knew he was a Dick all along. If Jesus is the Dick I think he is I an sure he will be impressed that I figured it out. It shows I was thinking about him and all the other Godly Dicks quite a bit.

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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