Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, this is no drill. Laura Bush, wife of our greatest president ever (George W. Bush), is officially off the reservation. She admitted on national TV that she ignores God, her husband and the Republican Party, and endorses forced gay marriage and baby murder.

Look for her untimely death in the not-too-distant future. Jesus will not let this stand.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

This is a perfect example of why God wants women to be silent and submissive. Their limited female intellects — designed to let them be helps meet for men, not substitutes for us — allow them to get seriously off message.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

George should stone her to death and marry Sarah Palin.
Then the country would be certain to be ran in the correct manner and Jesus would once again be pleased with us.


Darnit, secular law. Well, at least divorce her.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

Doubtless some Wiccan Witch-Dominatrix has Mrs Bush under her spell and forcing Mrs Bush to say this, against her will. Clearly Mrs Bush would never go against Jesus and His chosen party like this if she was in her right mind. The banning of gay marriage, along with tax cuts and the removal of foreigners from your country as God's central commandments to man.

[handmaiden]

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George should stone her to death and marry Sarah Palin.
Then the country would be certain to be ran in the correct manner and Jesus would once again be pleased with us.

Oh my, what a splendid idea! I always did think that Sarah Palin was George Bush in a skirt.

And I cannot tell you how disappointed I am in Laura. . . Wait! You know, just this second the Lord revealed to me a possible cause for this. When W was moving into the White House after his first election, as per custom, the outgoing and incoming First Ladies would have spent some time together.

This is all Hillary Clinton's fault. She probably slipped something in Laura's tea and put her under some delayed demon spell. It is all so clear now, Praise the Lord for showing me a logical explaination!


Relievedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[handmaiden]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

Doubtless some Wiccan Witch-Dominatrix has Mrs Bush under her spell and forcing Mrs Bush to say this, against her will. Clearly Mrs Bush would never go against Jesus and His chosen party like this if she was in her right mind. The banning of gay marriage, along with tax cuts and the removal of foreigners from your country as God's central commandments to man.

See, now, Brother Bobby-Joe received the same inspired information as myself. I think most of the True Christian community will feel this same conviction from the Lord as to the cause of this travesty.



Uh huhly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Dirk]

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This is a perfect example of why God wants women to be silent and submissive. Their limited female intellects — designed to let them be helps meet for men, not substitutes for us — allow them to get seriously off message.

Amen!
But what worries me is that more Republicans seem to favor gay marriage or be gay themselfs. What is happening America?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

Doubtless some Wiccan Witch-Dominatrix has Mrs Bush under her spell and forcing Mrs Bush to say this, against her will. Clearly Mrs Bush would never go against Jesus and His chosen party like this if she was in her right mind. The banning of gay marriage, along with tax cuts and the removal of foreigners from your country as God's central commandments to man.

Excellent point, Bobby-Joe. I recall sadly Nancy Reagan was seduced by that foul witch Joan Quigley and then attempted to subvert the Godly work of her husband, Ronald Reagan.

I can't help but think Joan has her talons in Laura and has turned her into a puppet for Satan.

I wonder if we should post more guards around Barbara Bush ??

These women close to Godly presidents seem to be lightning rods for Satan and his foul spew and demonic minions.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It looks like we need to have a very LARGE Laura Bush book burning in Freehold.

[Sklog Oontermann]

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Up here in Canada, fans of George Bush are pretty scarce, but I gotta say, I am proud to be one. This is not too good of news to be getting about Laura. Did her head get bumped too hard in that car wreck and it is just now showin up ?

[TC Patriot]

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I am at a loss for words Pastor Zeke. What does Sister Betty Bowers have to say about this? Betty and the former first lady/harlot are/were friends.

It is bad enough that W's soon to be ex wife is a homer enabler but now she's a baby killer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Laura Bush Supports Gay Marriage!?

I am at a loss for words Pastor Zeke. What does Sister Betty Bowers have to say about this? Betty and the former first lady/harlot are/were friends.

It is bad enough that W's soon to be ex wife is a homer enabler but now she's a baby killer.

Well the woman's always been a little loopy if you know what I mean. Laura, not Betty. I dined at the Whitehouse countless times during the Bush years with Pastor Deacon Fred, and I can tell you she slurps her soup and pipes up with the most idiotic questions. George had to belt her more than once in my presence.

[handmaiden]

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Well the woman's always been a little loopy if you know what I mean. Laura, not Betty. I dined at the Whitehouse countless times during the Bush years with Pastor Deacon Fred, and I can tell you she slurps her soup and pipes up with the most idiotic questions. George had to belt her more than once in my presence.

Pastor Ezekiel , may I suggest that you need some hand cream? And what happened to your American flag lapel pin? I have three of them floating around here that I could let you have. All I ask is that you pay the $27.85 s&h charges.

(Hope to see you dining with the Palins in 2013!)

Submissively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Pastor Ezekiel , may I suggest that you need some hand cream? And what happened to your American flag lapel pin? I have three of them floating around here that I could let you have. All I ask is that you pay the $27.85 s&h charges.

(Hope to see you dining with the Palins in 2013!)

Submissively Yours,

Handmaiden

Like Handmaiden, I'm reluctant to make suggestions to our beloved Pastor.

But, I might suggest that when you visit President Palin you add, in addition to the flag lapel pin, a Christian tie. I've been given several by good Christians who sell things to the City of Freehold and could part with one of them.

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

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Ever since the Lord Jesus stopped listening to Pickle's prayers, I've felt no obligation to pay attention to her Xanax-laced prattle either. Those types of drugs are notorious for putting people in such a good mood they start blabbing all that "I love everyone" nonsense and wind up sounding like a liberal.