I'm in a quandry here

[Mr. Jingles]

My next-door neighbors put a 'Hillary In 2008' poster in their window. Now, what do I do? Should I call The Department Of Homeland Security, or set fire to their house? decisions, decisions...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

My next-door neighbors put a 'Hillary In 2008' poster in their window. Now, what do I do? Should I call The Department Of Homeland Security, or set fire to their house? decisions, decisions...

Well, I'd start by stuffing their mailbox with Chick Tracts each and every day for a week.

If that doesn't get the message across, you could burn a large wooden cross on their lawn. Just to remind them in a lively and vivid manner about the temporary sacrifices our Saviour made. That might help inspire some introspection...

The DOF is already watching them, don't worry.

[Talitha]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

My next-door neighbors put a 'Hillary In 2008' poster in their window. Now, what do I do? Should I call The Department Of Homeland Security, or set fire to their house? decisions, decisions...

What is their address?
I'm sure I can make them change their minds

[Deaner]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

My next-door neighbors put a 'Hillary In 2008' poster in their window. Now, what do I do?

Go draw horns on it and a giant choo-choo going into her mouth. Then tell all your neighbours that queer mudslum extremists live there and something needs to be done. If the opportunity arises, run over one of their pets with your car.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

I'd recommend calling your neighbor at odd hours of the day and explaining to them why they are wrong supporting the arch-murderess Hilary Clinton. I am sure after several discussion about how dangerous her policies are at one in the morning you will see the sign go down.

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

Advertise on craigslist a 'Hillary Clinton' fundraiser PAC neighborhood meeting at their house, and be sure to mention "Free Beer, Wine, and unlimited BBQ beef ribs." You don't want to exclude the commie Muslims or Jews by offering pork ribs. Then watch them get inundated by visitors they're not suspecting. I suppose you have to pick a time when you're sure they'll be home.

I don't think re-registering them as republicans would be wise, but you could go online and submit their address and phone# to the RNC fundraising committee. Might as well include the Libertarians and Socialist parites while you're at it.

Halloween's coming up. Time to start making your paper mache effigy of H to burn on your lawn for their viewing pleasure. Maybe you can make an audio recording to go with it, "Tax cuts... Health care..." over and over. Won't necessarily scare the kids, but might scare some adults.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm in a quandry here

Advertise on craigslist a 'Hillary Clinton' fundraiser PAC neighborhood meeting at their house, and be sure to mention "Free Beer, Wine, and unlimited BBQ beef ribs." You don't want to exclude the commie Muslims or Jews by offering pork ribs. Then watch them get inundated by visitors they're not suspecting. I suppose you have to pick a time when you're sure they'll be home.

I don't think re-registering them as republicans would be wise, but you could go online and submit their address and phone# to the RNC fundraising committee. Might as well include the Libertarians and Socialist parites while you're at it.

Halloween's coming up. Time to start making your paper mache effigy of H to burn on your lawn for their viewing pleasure. Maybe you can make an audio recording to go with it, "Tax cuts... Health care..." over and over. Won't necessarily scare the kids, but might scare some adults.

This year's Freehold Hellhouse is supposed to feature a "Hilary's America" room. Maybe something like that would make a good theme for your house come Halloween.