The New American Century

[Obey]

Finally! A group of conservative politicians come up with a plan to take over the world and make everyone serve America. They'll put every one of those towel headed terrorists into secret prisons. It will be like 1984, except Big Brother will be Jesus. A dream come true!

http://www.newamericancentury.org/

This is how they're going to do it. It's a brilliant scheme. They even propose a way to get all those homo Liberals to go along with it! Check page 63:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/Rebuildi...casDefenses.pdf

Sounds great, right? Interested to know when it's going into action? IT ALREADY IS! Scroll to the bottom and check out who all helped found this holy think tank. Bush really knows how to pick the good ones

http://www.newamericancentury.org/statementofprinciples.htm

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The New American Century

Finally! A group of conservative politicians come up with a plan to take over the world and make everyone serve America. They'll put every one of those towel headed terrorists into secret prisons. It will be like 1984, except Big Brother will be Jesus. A dream come true!

This is old news. A decade old, to be precise. Besides, PNAC are a bunch of limpwristed liberals. "New American Century"? Come on, only commies like the Iraq Study Group think it's a good idea to plan ahead more than a decade or so. As a True Christian(tm), I take care not to plan more than a week or so in advance, just in case JESUS shows up in the meantime. When Our Godly Leader brought Freedom to Iraq, do you really think he was thinking about what would happen in a century's time?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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This is old news. A decade old, to be precise. Besides, PNAC are a bunch of limpwristed liberals. "New American Century"? Come on, only commies like the Iraq Study Group think it's a good idea to plan ahead more than a decade or so. As a True Christian™, I take care not to plan more than a week or so in advance, just in case JESUS shows up in the meantime. When Our Godly Leader brought Freedom to Iraq, do you really think he was thinking about what would happen in a century's time?

That is so insightful, Pastor. People who plan for the long term must think that they know something that Jesus doesn't:

Matt. 6:34: Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is so insightful, Pastor. People who plan for the long term must think that they know something that Jesus doesn't:

Matt. 6:34: Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof.

That's why I don't carry any insurance of any kind. Why give a bunch of joos God's hard earned money? I don't want to bet against Christ.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Christ will return soon enough and then the world will see what a TRUE One World Power is. The real purposes of the Iraq War is to spreed the Word of Christ to as many worthless sinners as we can before Jesus comes back.

[Brother Temperance]

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That's why I don't carry any insurance of any kind. Why give a bunch of joos God's hard earned money? I don't want to bet against Christ.

As I understand it, most secular insurance companies don't cover "acts of God". While this does prove beyond all doubt that everybody, even atheists, believes in God, it would seem to mean that, since nothing happens without Him willing it, such policies do not, in fact, cover anything at all.

[raylu]

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When Our Godly Leader brought Freedom to Iraq, do you really think he was thinking about what would happen in a century's time?

Is your "Godly" leader Godly? If so, wouldn't that require omniscience? He doesn't need to plan anything, given that he knows everything (like Isaac Peters says below).

People who plan for the long term must think that they know something that Jesus doesn't:

Matt. 6:34: Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof.

People who think that they know everything about Jesus must be Jesus. Or making it up.

That verse instructs us to think about the present. While I would argue that it does not exclude the possibility of thinking of the future, its far easier to argue that this passage in no way says that Jesus doesn't plan ahead.

As I understand it, most secular insurance companies don't cover "acts of God". While this does prove beyond all doubt that everybody, even atheists, believes in God, it would seem to mean that, since nothing happens without Him willing it, such policies do not, in fact, cover anything at all.

For an incident to be covered by insurance, it merely needs to fall into one of its conditions. In other words, it can be caused by a fire and it will be covered. The fire and, therefore, the incident, may have been caused by God, but that doesn't mean it isn't covered by the insurance's fire damage policy. Saying that this proves that atheists believe in God uses the same logic that would lead to "anyone without insurance doesn't believe in God."

This merely proves that insurance companies need a way to deal with abusive, unprovable claims. Capitalists have to make money.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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This is old news. A decade old, to be precise. Besides, PNAC are a bunch of limpwristed liberals. "New American Century"? Come on, only commies like the Iraq Study Group think it's a good idea to plan ahead more than a decade or so. As a True Christian™, I take care not to plan more than a week or so in advance, just in case JESUS shows up in the meantime. When Our Godly Leader brought Freedom to Iraq, do you really think he was thinking about what would happen in a century's time?

Maybe they're talking about the 22nd century, because the 21st century is off to such a bad start. (Thanks a lot, Bill Clinton!)

[Brother Temperance]

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Is your "Godly" leader Godly? If so, wouldn't that require omniscience? He doesn't need to plan anything, given that he knows everything (like Isaac Peters says below).

Godly, not God, you spastic. The term Godly is used numerous times in God's Godly Bible to describe mortals, none of whom are omniscient.

People who think that they know everything about Jesus must be Jesus. Or making it up.

And people who think that they know everything Jesus wants us to know must have read the Bible!

That verse instructs us to think about the present. While I would argue that it does not exclude the possibility of thinking of the future, its far easier to argue that this passage in no way says that Jesus doesn't plan ahead.

Correct. Jesus plans ahead, so we don't have to.

[raylu]

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Correct. Jesus plans ahead, so we don't have to.

Oops; I thought you meant Jesus doesn't plan ahead.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oops; I thought you meant Jesus doesn't plan ahead.

This is how liberals argue about everything: take a statement, claim it means its precise opposite, and then argue against the nonsensical straw man they've just built. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oops; I thought you meant Jesus doesn't plan ahead.

Raylu, all this time I thought you were a female because of your complete and total inability to make any sense whatsoever. But my chink housekeeper, Ann "Ching Lee" Su Wun Lu tells me you are one of her (MANY) cousins and that you couldn't get into The University/Austin or even A&M at College Station but, instead, had to settle for a cut-rate two-year trade and vocational school in Denton.

Son, I can't complain. At least you are in the right state, and we still need a lot of ditch diggers, quick-lube guys and dishwashers. But don't be coming in here acting uppity as though you are a University of Texas or SMU student.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The New American Century

Finally! A group of conservative politicians come up with a plan to take over the world and make everyone serve America. They'll put every one of those towel headed terrorists into secret prisons. It will be like 1984, except Big Brother will be Jesus. A dream come true!

http://www.newamericancentury.org/

This is how they're going to do it. It's a brilliant scheme. They even propose a way to get all those homo Liberals to go along with it! Check page 63:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/Rebuildi...casDefenses.pdf

Sounds great, right? Interested to know when it's going into action? IT ALREADY IS! Scroll to the bottom and check out who all helped found this holy think tank. Bush really knows how to pick the good ones
http://www.newamericancentury.org/st...principles.htm

Bwahahaha!!! What a joke.
Sorry, but I doubt that'd be happening.

[raylu]

Re: The New American Century

This is how liberals argue about everything: take a statement, claim it means its precise opposite, and then argue against the nonsensical straw man they've just built. I hope you're proud of yourself.

This generalization is actually quite a good example of how you argue.
I'm not quite sure how you pulled "precise opposite" either.

But my chink housekeeper, Ann "Ching Lee" Su Wun Lu tells me you are one of her (MANY) cousins

This is a lie.

and that you couldn't get into The University/Austin or even A&M at College Station but, instead, had to settle for a cut-rate two-year trade and vocational school in Denton.

I see that you have gone through the trouble of looking up my hostmask but have not figured out what the school is.
Do a bit more reading - I haven't applied to any schools yet.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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This is a lie.

Son, my Housekeeper NEVER lies.

I see that you have gone through the trouble of looking up my hostmask but have not figured out what the school is.
Do a bit more reading - I haven't applied to any schools yet.

Ching Lee says North Texas Vocational. Personally, I don't care one way or the other.