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  • GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

    Our Godly president GWB has announced to the world that an old nigra boy from Africa is dead, and that should be that. But wouldn't you know it, the spear chuckers over there are denying it up and down, just like their Kremlin handlers.

    ...In a speech defending his administration's Iraq policy, Bush said former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's brutality had made it impossible for a unifying leader to emerge and stop the sectarian violence that has engulfed the Middle Eastern nation.

    "I heard somebody say, Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas," Bush, who has a reputation for verbal faux pas, said in a press conference in Washington on Thursday.

    Jailed for 27 years for fighting white minority rule, Mandela became South Africa's first black president in 1994. He won a Nobel Peace Prize for preaching racial harmony and guiding the nation peacefully into the post-apartheid era.
    I ask you, why would our Godly president lie about something like that? Jesus guides his every thought. If he says that Saddam Hoosein killed the old coon, then he's gulping scalding hot bile right this minute!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

    Well at lest Saddam did one thing right. The last thing we need is more closeted Satanist like Mandela to unite people behind some atheo-pagan "peace" banner. Of coruse all the atheists, pagans, muslims and what not in Iraq want peace, they know if if they are killed they go right to hell on a fast bus driven by Jesus.

    Not killing someone because you don't want to hurt someone is evil and selfish. The only reason to stop killing is because God wants you to stop. That's called a moral compass and the left should try getting one.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

      Mandela was a troublemaker anyway. Good riddance.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        It's amazing how far ahead of everyone else our President is. Had it not been for his mentioning it I wouldn't have even known that Nelson Mendela had died. Perhaps the Liberals in this nation will take this to heart and realize that our President's intellect and wisdom far surpasses the normal man's and that his sometimes ambiguous decisions are reveal themselves in time.
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          Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Our Godly president GWB has announced to the world that an old nigra boy from Africa is dead, and that should be that. But wouldn't you know it, the spear chuckers over there are denying it up and down, just like their Kremlin handlers.

          I ask you, why would our Godly president lie about something like that? Jesus guides his every thought. If he says that Saddam Hoosein killed the old coon, then he's gulping scalding hot bile right this minute!
          Of course Mandela's dead. The treacherous hippy peaceniks and Demonrats didn't stay the course in Vietnam, so they destabilised the region and let that commie chink Obama Sin Hussein go around killing every last Mandela he could find. That's why the limp-wristed Brits built a statue in his memory. I like how it's in Parliament Square, where protesting's illegal. Letting people express dissent near a statue of that harmless old spear chucker would be disrespectful to his memory.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Of course Mandela's dead. The treacherous hippy peaceniks and Demonrats didn't stay the course in Vietnam, so they destabilised the region and let that commie chink Obama Sin Hussein go around killing every last Mandela he could find. That's why the limp-wristed Brits built a statue in his memory. I like how it's in Parliament Square, where protesting's illegal. Letting people express dissent near a statue of that harmless old spear chucker would be disrespectful to his memory.
            Wasn't that were you got arrested for wiping you bottom with a copy of the Magna Carter and then setting it on fire with a lighter in the shape of Jesus? Yes, the oppressiveness of the English government is an outrage.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Our Godly president GWB has announced to the world that an old nigra boy from Africa is dead, and that should be that. But wouldn't you know it, the spear chuckers over there are denying it up and down, just like their Kremlin handlers.



              I ask you, why would our Godly president lie about something like that? Jesus guides his every thought. If he says that Saddam Hoosein killed the old coon, then he's gulping scalding hot bile right this minute!
              Just another ignorant faux pas by George 'Dumbyah' Bush. Dumbyah doesn't lie, that's true - you need some intelligence to lie. South Africa's first Black President wasn't an old spear chucker, unless you consider Dumbyah to be just a stupid former cheerleader and National Guard surrender monkey!

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                What was so wonderful about Mandela, anyway? He turned South Africa into a giant affirmative-action program, and that country even gave homers the special privilege of getting "married."
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                  Who WAS Nelson Mandela anyway? wasn't he an instrumental musician in the '60s? Did a song named "Green onions", innit?
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                    Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Who WAS Nelson Mandela anyway? wasn't he an instrumental musician in the '60s? Did a song named "Green onions", innit?
                    That was a different Nelson Mandela. I think the one that our Godly president was referring to was a member of the band 2 Live Crew. Their most famous hit was Me So Horny. I understand that Bill Clinton was a big fan, and always played that song during his "strategy sessions" with Monica. Imagine playing such "music" around tender young children (and Monica, as you might know, was only 14 years old when Bill ravaged her)!

                    Yes, it's definitely a good thing that Saddam had Mandela killed. Too bad he couldn't have killed him twice.
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                      Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Our Godly president GWB has announced to the world that an old nigra boy from Africa is dead, and that should be that. But wouldn't you know it, the spear chuckers over there are denying it up and down, just like their Kremlin handlers.

                      I ask you, why would our Godly president lie about something like that? Jesus guides his every thought. If he says that Saddam Hoosein killed the old coon, then he's gulping scalding hot bile right this minute!
                      How in the world did you manage to misinterpret something that supports and agrees with your views?

                      Nelson Mandela was a bringer of peace - he advocated resolution of conflict through peaceful means.
                      Therefore, the question "Where's Mandela?" means "Have we forgotten how much better peaceful resolution is?" or, more explicitly, "Why did you go to war instead of trying Democratic resolution?"
                      His response "Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas" means "I couldn't resolve it peacefully because Saddam Hussein was killing all the supporters of peace," or, more explicitly, "It was the only way."

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                        Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

                        Originally posted by raylu View Post
                        How in the world did you manage to misinterpret something that supports and agrees with your views?

                        Nelson Mandela was a bringer of peace - he advocated resolution of conflict through peaceful means.
                        Therefore, the question "Where's Mandela?" means "Have we forgotten how much better peaceful resolution is?" or, more explicitly, "Why did you go to war instead of trying Democratic resolution?"
                        His response "Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas" means "I couldn't resolve it peacefully because Saddam Hussein was killing all the supporters of peace," or, more explicitly, "It was the only way."
                        So are you saying you want the South African Communist Party to start running Iraq? Get back to Iran or Russia or Venezuela or some place like that, ya freedom-hater!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          It was a metaphor. It is not meant to be taken literally.
                          And Nelson Mandela is dead, so I'm not sure how he would run...anything.

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                            Re: GWB Pronounces Commie Nigra Dead

                            Originally posted by raylu View Post
                            And Nelson Mandela is dead, so I'm not sure how he would run...anything.
                            So then you agree with our Godly GWB, and thus, Jesus! Glory! There's hope for you yet, heathen scum!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              Reports of Nelson Mandela's demise are greatly exaggerated.

                              --Joe

                              Nelson Mandela, Today.
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                              There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.

                              Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.

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