As most of you should know, Iranian President and Al Qaeda leader Ahmadinejad is planning to visit New York. His excuse is that he wants to address the United Nations General Assembly. Furthermore, this master terrorist has requested a visit to the sacred 9/11 Ground Zero Site. He also plans to give a speech at Columbia University.

All the above raises many disturbing questions. First of all, as American patriot John Bolton has asked many times, "why should a terrorist organization like the UN even be located in New York?" Secondly, "why should Columbia University be located in the USA?" And thirdly, since we all know that Iraq and Iran jointly planned the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks, "shouldn't Ahmadinejad be immediately arrested if he dares set foot on US soil?" I say forget "diplomatic immunity" - that's another whiney-ass liberal concept (like habeas corpus) that we can do without.
Obviously, the only rational thing to do at this point would be to nuke Tehran first. I think we owe it to the victims of 9/11. Fortunately, many other Godly Republicans agree and are actively working to make it happen.
One more thing before I go and take my Thorazine - am I the only one who thinks that
Ahmadinejad looks a whole lot like bin Laden (with a trimmed beard and some plastic surgery)? Maybe that's where bin Laden has been hiding all this time, right under our noses! I admit that I don't have solid proof, but it's certainly one more good reason to make Tehran glow in the dark.
praise Jesus,
Buford

All the above raises many disturbing questions. First of all, as American patriot John Bolton has asked many times, "why should a terrorist organization like the UN even be located in New York?" Secondly, "why should Columbia University be located in the USA?" And thirdly, since we all know that Iraq and Iran jointly planned the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks, "shouldn't Ahmadinejad be immediately arrested if he dares set foot on US soil?" I say forget "diplomatic immunity" - that's another whiney-ass liberal concept (like habeas corpus) that we can do without.
Obviously, the only rational thing to do at this point would be to nuke Tehran first. I think we owe it to the victims of 9/11. Fortunately, many other Godly Republicans agree and are actively working to make it happen.
One more thing before I go and take my Thorazine - am I the only one who thinks that
Ahmadinejad looks a whole lot like bin Laden (with a trimmed beard and some plastic surgery)? Maybe that's where bin Laden has been hiding all this time, right under our noses! I admit that I don't have solid proof, but it's certainly one more good reason to make Tehran glow in the dark.
praise Jesus,
Buford


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