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  • Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

    America has been truly blessed by God in the form of the Worlds best political leader and inspiration, Sarah Palin

    What a lady. Intelligent, assertive, worldly, goal directed, dignified and in touch with her constituants. You are admired Sarah Palin

    In contrast we have nerdy Cathylicks like Kevin Rudd who by the way is our Solialist leaning Prime Minister who is desparatley trying to impress Barrak Obama

    I would become an American citizen if Sarah Palin was President
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

  • #2
    Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

    I completely agree with you about the lovely Sister Sarah.

    Uh, you might want to consider applying for citizenship today, if not sooner. Once the lady settles into the White House her first order of business will be to firmly close all the borders around our nation.

    I fear that your skinny body and funny face may well end up getting you mistaken for a messican and you'll be shut out.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

      Who on earth is Kevin Rudd?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Who on earth is Kevin Rudd?
        Resides in Australia's national capital Canberra and is the village idiot
        2 Samuel 22:31

        As for God, His way is perfect;
        The word of the LORD is proven;
        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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        • #5
          Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

          Sarah see's through the lies of the left, she's no idiot.

          For instance, the leftist scum is moving "In God We Trust" closer and closer to the edge of the coin. Soon it will be off altogether. This didn't get by Palin, and she called the left on their Satanic conspiracy!!
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • #6
            Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

            We have a place for her in Australia should she not be fully appreciated by Americans and this does appear to be then case

            Talent like hers is being wasted and we all know that highly motivated, highly intelligent and highly regarded figures eventually "move on" if left unstimulted or unappreciated.

            With this in mind Australia would gladly open its political and spritual doors for someone the calibre of Sarah Palin. Immediately we would install into the nations capital to set about righting the many wrongs the we currenlty experience.

            Watch out USA we will be seeking to get Ms Palin FULL Australian citizenship at the first given opportunity -

            God Bless Sarah Palin
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • #7
              Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

              Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
              With this in mind Australia would gladly open its political and spritual doors for someone the calibre of Sarah Palin. Immediately we would install into the nations capital to set about righting the many wrongs the we currenlty experience.

              Watch out USA we will be seeking to get Ms Palin FULL Australian citizenship at the first given opportunity -
              Brother Swish, it won't be necessary for you guys to give Sarah Palin citizenship, since we'll be liberating Australia (and its enormous uranium deposits), annexing it as our 51st state just as soon as Sarah is elected president.

              All Australians should rejoice at this turn of events. Look at all the benefits you'll receive: Rush Limbaugh on AM radio, the Republican Party, American flag bumper stickers, US military bases, a national debt that would make Charles Ponzi blush, and last but not least, Sarah Palin as your president!


              Share and share alike

              In addition, no longer will you Aussies need to be ashamed of your penal colony heritage. In America, we are proud of our profitable privatized gulag, and look forward to expanding it to your shores.


              A modern American hero

              Without a doubt, you should look forward to becoming an American citizen. Not that you have any choice, mind you.
              Praise Jesus!
              Brother Fred
              CEO, The Uranus Corporation
              Put your faith in Uranus!

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              • #8
                Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

                Given our convict heritage (and ongoing unGodly lawlessness) here down under .... can we PLEASE borrow Joe Arpaio for a year or two.

                He must be a servant of our Lord Jesus. I love his style in making prisoners wear pink underwear, no air conditioning, tough love style as our God dictates.

                Australia MUST do as our good Lord tells us and those that don't must be executed! (Or banished, imprisoned or have their worldly goods given to the Landover Baptist Church as per the teachings.)
                Ezra 7:26 (King James Version)


                26And whosoever will not do the law of thy God, and the law of the king, let judgment be executed speedily upon him, whether it be unto death, or to banishment, or to confiscation of goods, or to imprisonment.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • #9
                  Re: Sarah Palin - America is so lucky to have her

                  Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                  Ezra 7:26 (King James Version)26And whosoever will not do the law of thy God, and the law of the king, let judgment be executed speedily upon him, whether it be unto death, or to banishment, or to confiscation of goods, or to imprisonment.
                  Amen sister.
                  Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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