[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: CONTEST: GOP Bathroom Foot Tap Code Needed

Oh Brother Scoggins,

Going to the GLORY Hole sounds like a fantastic family vacation.

Where is it? Wyoming?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: CONTEST: GOP Bathroom Foot Tap Code Needed

A good article on this topic from our Christian friends at The Onion:

I Think I'll Drive The Kids Up To The State Park To See This 'Glory Hole'
I know Bryan wants to go to the aviation museum, and Hilary loves the petting zoo in Greenwood, but I've got a better idea. I keep hearing about this "Glory Hole" up at the state park, and it sounds like just the thing.

continued at:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33792

Hah. This fool doesn't need to drive all that way for a glory hole...there's one just down the street fro me, in the bus shelter restrooms..I'll show him personally...

[lord warrior]

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With all these wonderful glory holes, who needs tap signals.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Foot tap code settled in Freehold.

1 tap = *
2 taps = *
3 taps = *
Gentle Foot Cozy = *
Finger Swipe in adjacent stall = *

*= BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM.......Pastor Pistle empties sixteen rounds from his 10mm Glock into the adjacent stall and reloads.

All potential homerism ceases! Coroner rules self defense, CASE CLOSED!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: CONTEST: GOP Bathroom Foot Tap Code Needed

Oh Brother Scoggins,

Going to the GLORY Hole sounds like a fantastic family vacation.

Where is it? Wyoming?

I believe that it's in Idaho, though as Brother Guy has noted, there may be more than one state park that boasts a Glory Hole. Why do I think it's in Idaho? Aside from the fact that beloved Senator Craig is from there, the news article in The Onion referred to another family trip to Ruby Ridge, where patriotic Christian Randy Weaver fought off Communist storm troopers sent by the Clinton administration to confiscate his cache of weapons that he had prepared for Armageddon Day.

I'd personally like to visit Ruby Ridge and the nearby Glory Hole State Park, though Idaho is quite a long ways from Wacko, Texas. Perhaps I can get our church group to arrange a bus trip there over the Christmas holidays. I'm sure that everybody would enjoy it. We might even pay Senator Craig a visit while we're in Idaho - he'll probably be at the state park too.

YIC,
Buford

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Foot tap code settled in Freehold.

1 tap = *_________
2 taps = *_____________
3 taps = *_____________
Gentle Foot Cozy = *______________
Finger Swipe in adjacent stall = *______________

*= BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM, BLAM, BLAM,BLAM.......Pastor Pistle empties sixteen rounds from his 10mm Glock into the adjacent stall and reloads.

All potential homerism ceases! Coroner rules self defense, CASE CLOSED!

Maybe we need a barrell tap on the side of the stall code?

One Tap: "I am armed homer"
Two Taps: "Keep that foot to yourself, I mean it!"
Three Taps:"I said back off."
Wide Firing Stance with Feet: "Taking aim"
bullets flying threw stall partition: Jesus Tough Love(r) in action.

[SUV]

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Of course I know nothing about you Mens' bathroom habits but I always assumed that y'all would be tapping out "Jesus Loves Me" like we Ladies do to keep our minds off the dirty business at hand!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Foot tap code settled in Freehold.

Maybe we need a barrell tap on the side of the stall code?

One Tap: "I am armed homer"
Two Taps: "Keep that foot to yourself, I mean it!"
Three Taps:"I said back off."
Wide Firing Stance with Feet: "Taking aim"
bullets flying threw stall partition: Jesus Tough Love® in action.

Just a thought in progress here, but how many clicks do you hear when you cock the hammer of a revolver? Maybe thats the sort of code Pastor Al can use...all that blam blam blamming mightnt be necessary if people recognise the 'hammer of christ' revolver cocking code.
What has a more audible 'click' - a revolver being cocked, or an auto slide being pulled back, and the safety switched off?
Or perhaps an AK47 being swtched from single shot to full auto?
Pastor Al, can you help here

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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On 1878 Colts and thereabouts....actually from 1851 on....you hear four distinct clicks as the hammer comes back.

On modern double-actions you hear either none, if you are firing double action, or one (sometimes two) if you are firing single action, depending on the make and model.

A Glock has no external safety, so when I draw mine the very first noise is the first round going off, but a 1911 has a thumb safety (one click). Double action autos don't 'click' either, they just have a long trigger pull.

The "AK clack" is the noise every American combat veteran recognizes as the noise made when you push the dust guard/safety down from covering the bolt on the right side of the gun. AKs and M16s (and all similar variants) have a selector which switches between single shot and full auto, but it is effectively silent.

I think a simpler idea would just be to equip all toilet stalls with 1895 Mosin-Nagant revolvers. They are about $70 each and they still work fine.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You know there is one tiny problem with your solution Pastor Pistol; most brethren have to travel by commercial air and not private Church jet so they maybe disarmed when they are in the men's room (you also may not realize this but as ghastly as it sounds outside the VIP terminals they have communal men's room). What should or brothers do when caught in a situation like this? I would really hate to think of one of ours' being used like a cheep toy in by some predatory homer in tight pants.

Heavens knows we don't want another repeat of that situation that Sister Talitha got into with those three female truckers in that Holiday Inn in Kansas City. Praise Jesus its not like woman can do anything to each other that way but God protect us from this happening to a TRUE Christian(tm) man.

[Brother Temperance]

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How many times should one tap for "do you like films about gladiators?"

Oh Brother Scoggins,

Going to the GLORY Hole sounds like a fantastic family vacation.

Where is it? Wyoming?

There's an excellent Glory Hole Church Centre near where I live. GLORY!