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  • teenaged mocker
    Unsaved trash, suspected nancyboy
    • Jul 2010
    • 14

    #1

    Palin would make a horrible President

    How could she possible administrate from the kitchen?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Palin would make a horrible President

    Don't worry about it. The White House has a full kitchen staff to handle those duties.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #3
      Re: Palin would make a horrible President

      I think Esther (from the Book of Esther, in the Bible, which I hope rings a bell in your heathen brain)... I think Esther provides Sister Palin with a Godly example of how a woman can use her feminine wiles to rock the nation.

      Sister Palin will do OK, you can be sure of that.
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      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Palin would make a horrible President

        Never heard of Deborah?

        Judges 4
        Drama queen

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236

          #5
          Re: Palin would make a horrible President

          Originally posted by 159753 View Post
          How could she possible administrate from the kitchen?
          As long as Godly Sister Sarah has a free day every month or two to hunt, it's not an issue. A large bull moose can be rendered and frozen by her staff and provide many wholesome meals quickly and easily. Since her preference is moose stew, the carcass could even last a year.

          Yours in Christ!
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9383

            #6
            Re: Palin would make a horrible President

            The new Marine One presidential helicopter should be ready by the time Palin takes office. I can't wait to see her shoot some moose and caribou from this chopper.

            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • its_faith
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 292

              #7
              Re: Palin would make a horrible President

              Indeed she would make a horrible president. I am sure God wants us to have a white male Christian leader.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                Originally posted by its_faith View Post
                Indeed she would make a horrible president. I am sure God wants us to have a white male Christian leader.
                Rocky the Squirrel and Bullwinkle the Moose sound better than what we have right now. Sister Palin is an upgrade.

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                • Jimmy C Lombardo
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 218

                  #9
                  Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                  Originally posted by teenaged mocker View Post
                  How could she possible administrate from the kitchen?
                  Sarah Palin is more man than youll ever be.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                    Palin will just be like GW Bush was; turn herself over to Christ and let Him run the country. After all who knows better for America than Jesus? You see, in 2013 the economy will be booming like in '07 and our troops with be greeted by flowers and candy in Tehran.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                      Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
                      As long as Godly Sister Sarah has a free day every month or two to hunt, it's not an issue. A large bull moose can be rendered and frozen by her staff and provide many wholesome meals quickly and easily. Since her preference is moose stew, the carcass could even last a year.

                      Yours in Christ!
                      I don't know, with all her kids to feed, that full quiver of hers might require more than one moose per year, Brother!

                      Maybe some squirrels to go with the moose?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • its_faith
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 292

                        #12
                        Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Rocky the Squirrel and Bullwinkle the Moose sound better than what we have right now. Sister Palin is an upgrade.
                        I cant disagree there but we should set our sights higher.

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #13
                          Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                          Does anyone know if she has gone through the ''change in life'' yet or will she need a very strong VP to assume office every month? I guess it can be done but it will take a lot of planning. Could you imagine if the PMS snuck up on her and we ended up at war with Canada for winning the Iditarod.
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425

                            #14
                            Re: Palin would make a horrible President

                            She can do kitchen work instead of Presidency.

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