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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827
    #16
    Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

    Why is everyone trying to save polar bears, anyway? Don't they eat people? Typical Culture of Death mentality from the anti-freedom crowd.
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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966
        #17
        Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
        Why is everyone trying to save polar bears, anyway? Don't they eat people? Typical Culture of Death mentality from the anti-freedom crowd.

        Because they eat the cute baby seals and also there would be no more cool Christmas Coke commericals if they were dead.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716
            #18
            Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

            If algore is wrong, it will destroy the last throes of the Democrat party. If algore is right, we'll just take over Canuckistan, kill all the Eskimos, and build gated communities and New England-style Baptist mega-churches on the beautiful, temperate shores of the Arctic Sea. It's WIN-WIN!

            GLORY!!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                Because they eat the cute baby seals and also there would be no more cool Christmas Coke commericals if they were dead.
                That just goes to show you how dense women are.

                They could film those heartwarming commercials in the zoo. Same with Joe Camel.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #20
                    Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    That just goes to show you how dense women are.

                    They could film those heartwarming commercials in the zoo. Same with Joe Camel.
                    Or just film a heartwarming coke commercial with a bunch of rotting polar bear corpses. I'd watch that.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #21
                        Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                        Since when is clubbing baby seals wrong?

                        Pastor Zeke and I go with Brother Cheney almost every year.

                        I have several very lovely baby seal coats to show for it.

                        GLORY!

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3330
                            #22
                            Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                            Honestly, what else are those seals good for? Eskimo kebobs?
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                              • Seeker
                                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 966
                                #23
                                Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                That just goes to show you how dense women are.

                                They could film those heartwarming commercials in the zoo. Same with Joe Camel.
                                Polar bears at the zoo? Riiiight.

                                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                    Polar bears at the zoo? Riiiight.


                                    Yes, like THIS one.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Seeker
                                        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 966
                                        #25
                                        Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Yes, like THIS one.
                                        But that is not a fluffy white one balancing on a piece of ice. I doubt they can live anywhere close to here. In a real zoo.

                                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9323
                                            #26
                                            Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                            Because they eat the cute baby seals and also there would be no more cool Christmas Coke commericals if they were dead.
                                            If there were no baby sealskins, there would be no leather good enough to bind the Platinum Tither's Bibles.
                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                              • Seeker
                                                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 966
                                                #27
                                                Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                                If there were no baby sealskins, there would be no leather good enough to bind the Platinum Tither's Bibles.
                                                No, don't tell me that the bible is made of leather? I never thought about it until just now. *slaps head*.

                                                No wonder so many vegans reject it. But come on, babystillskins? I was thinking more like the happy cows that live in cali.

                                                Al ain't got nothing up on us True Christians 4 sure!

                                                He can drive his SUV all he wants! *curse him!

                                                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                                    One of my KJV1611 Bibles has a polar bear cover.

                                                    I have quite the collection. Sometimes the younger sisters like to drop by late at night and have a look. Praise Jesus!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Seeker
                                                        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 966
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        One of my KJV1611 Bibles has a polar bear cover.

                                                        I have quite the collection. Sometimes the younger sisters like to drop by late at night and have a look. Praise Jesus!
                                                        I have a cute navy blue one that can fit in my purse with a little snap. I take it everywhere with me. It must be made of a pigskin.

                                                        This one time in band camp I brought one of those plastic red one's that was the NIV. I sure did learn my lesson. Thank you all.

                                                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                                                          • Brother Temperance
                                                            Senior Usher
                                                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                            A very nice young man
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15621
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

                                                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                                            No wonder so many vegans reject it. But come on, babystillskins? I was thinking more like the happy cows that live in cali.
                                                            You were thinking like Paris Hilton? Explains a lot.
                                                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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