[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

Is seal skin the hot topic theses days?


Why they are all the range in my home, and my wife SUV says that even she thinks that the REALLY young ones that we put in the rug match the drapes better than her mother's hand-me-down needlepoint. And to show my generosity, I buy SUV a baby seal skin coat every Christmas, for they seem to shrink each year, so we always have to throw last year's one out. Personally, I enjoy sometimes visiting that Canuckistan myself and giving a whack at taking part in the hunt. Lead Pipes work best for me.

PRAISE!

Brother Rev. C.T. Green

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

No, don't tell me that the bible is made of leather? I never thought about it until just now. *slaps head*.

Of course it is. And it takes seven seal-skins to bind one of our pastors' Bibles:

Revelation 5:1 And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

Of course it is. And it takes seven seal-skins to bind one of our pastors' Bibles:

Revelation 5:1 And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.

My king size KJV on display in my study has a custom cover made of baby whale bone, ivory inlay, and the delicate feathers of condor chicks.

[LordMaster]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I think I get it now, this thread is comic relief. I was reading this thread with growing horror, fear and complete disgust when I realized the truth. You guys are seeing who can push the envelope the farthest in terms of the joke right? I must congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it up as long as you have, that takes some real acting talent. Canuckistan, seal-clubbing, enviro-myths hehehehe the icing on the cake is the whale ivory and condor downing cover.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

Escuse me Son, but this thread IS NOT A JOKE.

We True Christians™ enjoy only the finest things that life has to offer.

JESUS always blesses HIS Chosen Elect.

Won't you Tithe today and get on the gravy train and Road to Salvation.

GLORY!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I think I get it now, this thread is comic relief. I was reading this thread with growing horror, fear and complete disgust when I realized the truth. You guys are seeing who can push the envelope the farthest in terms of the joke right? I must congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it up as long as you have, that takes some real acting talent. Canuckistan, seal-clubbing, enviro-myths hehehehe the icing on the cake is the whale ivory and condor downing cover.

At least we're not claiming to be the Lord and Master. Blaspheming Our Saviour is really bad taste. By the way, according to the notoriously liberal-biased site wikipedia, 325,000 harp seals, 10,000 hooded seals and 10,400 grey seals were killed in Canada in 2006 alone. That seems like an awfully long way to take a joke.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I think I get it now, this thread is comic relief. I was reading this thread with growing horror, fear and complete disgust when I realized the truth. You guys are seeing who can push the envelope the farthest in terms of the joke right? I must congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it up as long as you have, that takes some real acting talent. Canuckistan, seal-clubbing, enviro-myths hehehehe the icing on the cake is the whale ivory and condor downing cover.

I don't have to explain my fetishes taste in bookcovers to anyone but the Lord (and sometimes the SPCA or customs officials), but least of all to a heathen liberal that's bought into the America-hating myth of global warming.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I think I get it now, this thread is comic relief. I was reading this thread with growing horror, fear and complete disgust when I realized the truth. You guys are seeing who can push the envelope the farthest in terms of the joke right? I must congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it up as long as you have, that takes some real acting talent. Canuckistan, seal-clubbing, enviro-myths hehehehe the icing on the cake is the whale ivory and condor downing cover.

Do you seriously think that we True Christians™ would go through all this trouble to slave and labor for God's favorite forum as a joke!?

[Marshall]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

Algore is a loser. A pathetic non achiever who lost the election, narrated a bad movie that has been debunked to the point of being laughable and that needs a fact sheet when viewed in school to correct the errors, he has done NOTHING, read that NOTHING to promote peace in the world. Ever. The man is a fraud and a hack using pseudo science to promote his Socialist and anti-American agenda. He does NOT deserve a Nobel Prize for a damned thing.
George W Bush on the other hand has freed Iraq, toppled a sadistic dictator, brought freedom and Democracy to, frankly, the planets anus. Dubya also wants to liberate the planet from Islam and it's suicidal followers by any means necessary. There have been ZERO terrorist attacks since 9/11 because of one man, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
PERIOD, end of story.

[Seeker]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I wonder if it is true that he averages a 30k electric bill a month.

[Seeker]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

Of course it is. And it takes seven seal-skins to bind one of our pastors' Bibles:

Revelation 5:1 And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.

Thanks for that word of Knowledge.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Al Gore wins a Nobel Peace Prize

I think I get it now, this thread is comic relief. I was reading this thread with growing horror, fear and complete disgust when I realized the truth. You guys are seeing who can push the envelope the farthest in terms of the joke right? I must congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread for keeping it up as long as you have, that takes some real acting talent. Canuckistan, seal-clubbing, enviro-myths hehehehe the icing on the cake is the whale ivory and condor downing cover.

I suppose that you think that clubbing baby seals is contributing to global warming because their white coats would ordinarily reflect solar radiation into space. I have news for you, seals live where there is snow and the snow reflects solar radiation better than seals. If you spent more time studying your own so-called science instead of trying to be a cunning linguist you would know better.

If those baby seals were to survive to adulthood they would consume resources that would have gone to humans. Their metabolism alone would produce vast amounts of flatulence (Methane - an even more dangerous green house gas than Al Gore's CO2), and their respiration (CO2) would likewise contribute to global warming. Killing baby seals is saving our planet.

Praise Jesus! Glory!