[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

You would be much better off tithing that money. I doubt you'll find any stock that pays a hundredfold return.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Amen, Pastor Billy. But I was hoping to diversify my portfolio.

YIC,
Buford

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Amen, Pastor Billy. But I was hoping to diversify my portfolio.

YIC,
Buford

Are you taking your meds, friend?

Jesus is my stockbroker!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Are you taking your meds, friend?

Yes indeed, Pastor Ezekiel - though my counselor has recently suggested that I need to increase the dose.

It was also the counselor who suggested that maybe I should invest some of my disability payments in the stock market. He says that I need to set some goals.

He also suggested volunteer work. And I would like to take this opportunity to announce that my offer to volunteer at the Republican National Committee here in Wacko was accepted! It's a little strange though, what they asked me to do. They gave me a "Hillary '08" T-shirt and some Democratic campaign literature, and asked me to go door-to-door and give a lecture (using my bullhorn at full volume) supporting gay marriage and conversion to Islam. I don't know why the Republicans wanted me to do this, but I'm sure they must have their reasons.

Confused in Wacko,
Buford

[lilith]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

That's impossible! We have God on our side.

Praying for your salvation,
Buford

And so have the other side according to their belief system.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

And so have the other side according to their belief system.

Bah! The Muslims believe Allah is some kind of invisible sky king that talks to weird men who live alone in the desert. How is that anything like God as described in Christianity?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Bah! The Muslims believe Allah is some kind of invisible sky king that talks to weird men who live alone in the desert. How is that anything like God as described in Christianity?

Not only that, but those "weird men who live alone in the desert" spend a lot of time "toe tapping" with their camels.

YIC,
Buford

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

See in my limited experience, it is the women who spend a lot of time doing toe-tapping with their camels or something. Why just the other day when I was getting out of a steamy shower after a hot session at the gym, a bunch of guys were talking about a woman and her camel. And that's here where "desert" is something that comes after dinner!

[Brother Temperance]

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I am so excited! Bush will be president for life because there won't be another election!

WW3, the really big one is in the planning!!!!!!

So has Turkey invaded Iran, or is Iran about to invade Turkey?

Look at the coomie terror alliance!

Disgusting. No doubt the only reason Hugo Chavez and Li'l Kim Mah-Jong-Ill are not visible in that picture is because they're out of shot, feverishly running their foul unamerican tongues over Putin and Ahmadjinad's unmentionable regions. The picture was probably taken in the Vatican as well.

[lilith]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Bah! The Muslims believe Allah is some kind of invisible sky king that talks to weird men who live alone in the desert. How is that anything like God as described in Christianity?

Whereas Xtians believe a "burning bush" spoke to some guy....& another guy climbed a mountain & was given a stone tablet of rules & regulations by an invisible being....& that lot wandering round the desert for years on end....all on the word of an invisible bloke in the sky.

Oh gee...sort of sounds similar.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Whereas Xtians believe a "burning bush" spoke to some guy....& another guy climbed a mountain & was given a stone tablet of rules & regulations by an invisible being....& that lot wandering round the desert for years on end....all on the word of an invisible bloke in the sky.

Oh gee...sort of sounds similar.

Nothing at all like it she-witch!!! The Muslims claim their holy man flew off across the desert and then off to Heaven on the flying donkey.

Flying donkey = silly

Walking on water = divine revelation.

It's that simple scrub botherer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Nothing at all like it she-witch!!! The Muslims claim their holy man flew off across the desert and then off to Heaven on the flying donkey.

Flying donkey = silly

Walking on water = divine revelation.

It's that simple scrub botherer.

Double Plus Amen, Brother BJ!

Leave it to Lilith to side with the commies and the towelheads against Jesus and America.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Double Plus Amen, Brother BJ!

Leave it to Lilith to side with the commies and the towelheads against Jesus and America.

My guess is that it does not matter to Lilith whether she is on her knees for the Ukrainian Navy or bowing to Mecca.

At least our Loving Jesus has real bombs.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

Whereas Xtians believe a "burning bush" spoke to some guy....

Speaking about "burning bushes," do you see what the terrorists are doing in California? You think those fires are caused by the laughable hoax called "global warming?" Hah! Diligent reporters at FOX News have unearthed the truth. The fires were set by Al Qaeda.

What we need to do is use some of our nukes and turn the Middle East into one big "burning bush" that glows in the dark.

Don't mess with Jesus,
Buford

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

GLORY! It's finally happening!


I suggest the Godly U.S.A. with a Godly Big Bunker Bomb in the UnGodly Iran!


I hear that when it happens, my dearest SUV will be hosting her annual congregation hoopla over there so that that she can go with our much planned "Dancing in unwashed Moooslime blood" theme!


After than, I plan to get together with guys about the current plan-in-progress for that Mega-Christian Theme Park that we have always been dreaming about! It will cover a good chunk of that otherwise hapless piece of dirt known as Iran. PRAISE!


-A extremely content, Rev. Green

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: World war Three! we must destroy the enemy!

GLORY! It's finally happening!

I suggest the Godly U.S.A. with a Godly Big Bunker Bomb in the UnGodly Iran!

Amen Rev. Green, I pray that the invasion will be happening soon. I saw Godly President Bush on Fox News today revealing more plans for the coming Crusades in Persia.



Onward Christian soldiers,
Buford