[BelieverInGod]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Going back to the electricity issue, would stationary bicycles work better than treadmills? It' just seems that they're almost generator like already, and fat people/criminals can keep it up longer at higher speeds because they're sitting down.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Going back to the electricity issue, would stationary bicycles work better than treadmills? It' just seems that they're almost generator like already, and fat people/criminals can keep it up longer at higher speeds because they're sitting down.

Yes, you are confirming my original thoughts on the matter. Additionally, there were existing products on the market which led to my ease of analyzing the specifications.

One final thought on the differences, it occurs to me that mechanically coupled tread mills are socialist in nature and that they would allow slackers to get away with not contributing their assigned allotment of power generation. Individual pedal powered stations would allow us to monitor each criminal and identify which ones were not meeting their quota and assign appropriate punishment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Interesting idea Reverend. Who ever we still have the same basic issue; who will throw the switch on the witch. I'd say we make the witch herself do it so it is suicide. That way she gets one last chance to ask for Jesus' forgiveness before she kills herself.

But Wiccans aren't human, remember? That's why my new venture, TermiWix, is so successful. Just call the exterminator; my men come with the baited traps, and cart the Wiccans away to be released in the wild.

Outside Freehold.

At Halloween.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

But Wiccans aren't human, remember? That's why my new venture, TermiWix, is so successful. Just call the exterminator; my men come with the baited traps, and cart the Wiccans away to be released in the wild.

Outside Freehold.

At Halloween.

I have gone down on record as opposing TermiWix as defeatist in the War Against Satan. Simple human kindness demands we give even the most disgustingly obese wicker a chance at redemption, even if it means placing the Bible on top a pie just to get her to touch it. That's why I recommended the electric chair for them, so they have a chance to tell Jesus they are sorry before He boots them into Hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

I have gone down on record as opposing TermiWix as defeatist in the War Against Satan. Simple human kindness demands we give even the most disgustingly obese wicker a chance at redemption, even if it means placing the Bible on top a pie just to get her to touch it. That's why I recommended the electric chair for them, so they have a chance to tell Jesus they are sorry before He boots them into Hell.

Brother, it's good to know what you've gone down on, and TermiWix(c) of course welcomes constructive criticism. However, I am afraid that your position on TermiWix(c) is not based on complete information.

TermiWix(c) does offer witches the opportunity to convert before their release into the wild as part of our "Catch, Preach, and Release" program.

Thus far, a total of exactly 2 Wiccans have converted to Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if one or more eventually turn up on this very forum!

The others we have captured -- some 75 -- are being held in a camp outside Freehold until late October, per TermiWix's contract with Mayor Johny Joe Hold. There, they get to listen to recorded services from Landover's own pulpit for 20 hours a day, seven days a week, via a camp-wide loudspeaker system. Those who wish to learn more and read the Bible are permitted to use a supervised "quiet room" to do so, and may write down questions to be submitted to Pastors.

We do have a problem with them falling asleep while they read. After all, the book of Numbers CAN be a bit dry.

Brother, I'm sorry that you went down with incomplete information. Please let me know if you have any other concerns about TermiWix(c).

TermiWix(c) is your dedicated, True Christian(tm) Wiccan removal solution.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Brother, it's good to know what you've gone down on, and TermiWix© of course welcomes constructive criticism. However, I am afraid that your position on TermiWix© is not based on complete information.

TermiWix© does offer witches the opportunity to convert before their release into the wild as part of our "Catch, Preach, and Release" program.

Thus far, a total of exactly 2 Wiccans have converted to Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if one or more eventually turn up on this very forum!

The others we have captured -- some 75 -- are being held in a camp outside Freehold until late October, per TermiWix's contract with Mayor Johny Joe Hold. There, they get to listen to recorded services from Landover's own pulpit for 20 hours a day, seven days a week, via a camp-wide loudspeaker system. Those who wish to learn more and read the Bible are permitted to use a supervised "quiet room" to do so, and may write down questions to be submitted to Pastors.

We do have a problem with them falling asleep while they read. After all, the book of Numbers CAN be a bit dry.

Brother, I'm sorry that you went down with incomplete information. Please let me know if you have any other concerns about TermiWix©.

TermiWix© is your dedicated, True Christian™ Wiccan removal solution.

Reverad,
I am not stary eyed idealist blinded by the euphoria that gushes from goodness. I am willing to wrap my lips around a good, solid concept. While TermiWix© is a good idea for extreme situations like Oregon is it really the right thing for Iowa? Tree humping wickers aren't exactly buttock to buttock in the forest like they are on the Left Coast. I want to go down here on these wickers because we TRUE Christians™ can afford the time to do some basic one on one soul saving with these woman. Get them to admit to their sins, understand the wrongs they did and get them to ask for forgiveness.

Plus, to be honest after three month of 24/7 of being warehoused in one of TermiWix© state of the art high security spiritual retreat and intervention center those wickers can be a bit disorientated due to the sleep deprivation. Sort of reduces the spiritual value of the hunt, if you know what I mean. I don't need to remind you how outraged Nobar King was when one of the wickers came up to him and begged him to kill her and end her misery. Hat's off to TermiWix© for getting so many wickers to say "Oh Jesus, save me!" but it still,..

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Reverad,
I am not stary eyed idealist blinded by the euphoria that gushes from goodness. I am willing to wrap my lips around a good, solid concept. While TermiWix© is a good idea for extreme situations like Oregon is it really the right thing for Iowa? Tree humping wickers aren't exactly buttock to buttock in the forest like they are on the Left Coast. I want to go down here on these wickers because we TRUE Christians™ can afford the time to do some basic one on one soul saving with these woman. Get them to admit to their sins, understand the wrongs they did and get them to ask for forgiveness.

Plus, to be honest after three month of 24/7 of being warehoused in one of TermiWix© state of the art high security spiritual retreat and intervention center those wickers can be a bit disorientated due to the sleep deprivation. Sort of reduces the spiritual value of the hunt, if you know what I mean. I don't need to remind you how outraged Nobar King was when one of the wickers came up to him and begged him to kill her and end her misery. Hat's off to TermiWix© for getting so many wickers to say "Oh Jesus, save me!" but it still,..

Oh, Brother, again I have failed to give you complete information.

TermiWix© is a nationally-franchised company. The witches we bring to Freehold are from all over the US, not from Iowa!

If you would like, and Mayor Hold approves, we could alter our treatment of the witches to provide them with some protein (instead of their current all-carb diet) and exercise, and maybe let them sleep a bit before Halloween, so they can provide more of a challenge upon their release.

and just between you and me, "Bother" Nobar is always upset about something.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

Shout Glory! This is the answer for the little yellow monkeys over in Godforsaken Japan who have lost their American designed nucular plants! Put them on treadmills!!