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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #16
    Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

    Going back to the electricity issue, would stationary bicycles work better than treadmills? It' just seems that they're almost generator like already, and fat people/criminals can keep it up longer at higher speeds because they're sitting down.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Going back to the electricity issue, would stationary bicycles work better than treadmills? It' just seems that they're almost generator like already, and fat people/criminals can keep it up longer at higher speeds because they're sitting down.
      Yes, you are confirming my original thoughts on the matter. Additionally, there were existing products on the market which led to my ease of analyzing the specifications.

      One final thought on the differences, it occurs to me that mechanically coupled tread mills are socialist in nature and that they would allow slackers to get away with not contributing their assigned allotment of power generation. Individual pedal powered stations would allow us to monitor each criminal and identify which ones were not meeting their quota and assign appropriate punishment.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Interesting idea Reverend. Who ever we still have the same basic issue; who will throw the switch on the witch. I'd say we make the witch herself do it so it is suicide. That way she gets one last chance to ask for Jesus' forgiveness before she kills herself.
        But Wiccans aren't human, remember? That's why my new venture, TermiWix, is so successful. Just call the exterminator; my men come with the baited traps, and cart the Wiccans away to be released in the wild.

        Outside Freehold.

        At Halloween.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          But Wiccans aren't human, remember? That's why my new venture, TermiWix, is so successful. Just call the exterminator; my men come with the baited traps, and cart the Wiccans away to be released in the wild.

          Outside Freehold.

          At Halloween.
          I have gone down on record as opposing TermiWix as defeatist in the War Against Satan. Simple human kindness demands we give even the most disgustingly obese wicker a chance at redemption, even if it means placing the Bible on top a pie just to get her to touch it. That's why I recommended the electric chair for them, so they have a chance to tell Jesus they are sorry before He boots them into Hell.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            I have gone down on record as opposing TermiWix as defeatist in the War Against Satan. Simple human kindness demands we give even the most disgustingly obese wicker a chance at redemption, even if it means placing the Bible on top a pie just to get her to touch it. That's why I recommended the electric chair for them, so they have a chance to tell Jesus they are sorry before He boots them into Hell.
            Brother, it's good to know what you've gone down on, and TermiWix(c) of course welcomes constructive criticism. However, I am afraid that your position on TermiWix(c) is not based on complete information.

            TermiWix(c) does offer witches the opportunity to convert before their release into the wild as part of our "Catch, Preach, and Release" program.

            Thus far, a total of exactly 2 Wiccans have converted to Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if one or more eventually turn up on this very forum!

            The others we have captured -- some 75 -- are being held in a camp outside Freehold until late October, per TermiWix's contract with Mayor Johny Joe Hold. There, they get to listen to recorded services from Landover's own pulpit for 20 hours a day, seven days a week, via a camp-wide loudspeaker system. Those who wish to learn more and read the Bible are permitted to use a supervised "quiet room" to do so, and may write down questions to be submitted to Pastors.

            We do have a problem with them falling asleep while they read. After all, the book of Numbers CAN be a bit dry.

            Brother, I'm sorry that you went down with incomplete information. Please let me know if you have any other concerns about TermiWix(c).

            TermiWix(c) is your dedicated, True Christian(tm) Wiccan removal solution.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Brother, it's good to know what you've gone down on, and TermiWix© of course welcomes constructive criticism. However, I am afraid that your position on TermiWix© is not based on complete information.

              TermiWix© does offer witches the opportunity to convert before their release into the wild as part of our "Catch, Preach, and Release" program.

              Thus far, a total of exactly 2 Wiccans have converted to Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if one or more eventually turn up on this very forum!

              The others we have captured -- some 75 -- are being held in a camp outside Freehold until late October, per TermiWix's contract with Mayor Johny Joe Hold. There, they get to listen to recorded services from Landover's own pulpit for 20 hours a day, seven days a week, via a camp-wide loudspeaker system. Those who wish to learn more and read the Bible are permitted to use a supervised "quiet room" to do so, and may write down questions to be submitted to Pastors.

              We do have a problem with them falling asleep while they read. After all, the book of Numbers CAN be a bit dry.

              Brother, I'm sorry that you went down with incomplete information. Please let me know if you have any other concerns about TermiWix©.

              TermiWix© is your dedicated, True Christian™ Wiccan removal solution.
              Reverad,
              I am not stary eyed idealist blinded by the euphoria that gushes from goodness. I am willing to wrap my lips around a good, solid concept. While TermiWix© is a good idea for extreme situations like Oregon is it really the right thing for Iowa? Tree humping wickers aren't exactly buttock to buttock in the forest like they are on the Left Coast. I want to go down here on these wickers because we TRUE Christians™ can afford the time to do some basic one on one soul saving with these woman. Get them to admit to their sins, understand the wrongs they did and get them to ask for forgiveness.

              Plus, to be honest after three month of 24/7 of being warehoused in one of TermiWix© state of the art high security spiritual retreat and intervention center those wickers can be a bit disorientated due to the sleep deprivation. Sort of reduces the spiritual value of the hunt, if you know what I mean. I don't need to remind you how outraged Nobar King was when one of the wickers came up to him and begged him to kill her and end her misery. Hat's off to TermiWix© for getting so many wickers to say "Oh Jesus, save me!" but it still,..

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Reverad,
                I am not stary eyed idealist blinded by the euphoria that gushes from goodness. I am willing to wrap my lips around a good, solid concept. While TermiWix© is a good idea for extreme situations like Oregon is it really the right thing for Iowa? Tree humping wickers aren't exactly buttock to buttock in the forest like they are on the Left Coast. I want to go down here on these wickers because we TRUE Christians™ can afford the time to do some basic one on one soul saving with these woman. Get them to admit to their sins, understand the wrongs they did and get them to ask for forgiveness.

                Plus, to be honest after three month of 24/7 of being warehoused in one of TermiWix© state of the art high security spiritual retreat and intervention center those wickers can be a bit disorientated due to the sleep deprivation. Sort of reduces the spiritual value of the hunt, if you know what I mean. I don't need to remind you how outraged Nobar King was when one of the wickers came up to him and begged him to kill her and end her misery. Hat's off to TermiWix© for getting so many wickers to say "Oh Jesus, save me!" but it still,..
                Oh, Brother, again I have failed to give you complete information.

                TermiWix© is a nationally-franchised company. The witches we bring to Freehold are from all over the US, not from Iowa!

                If you would like, and Mayor Hold approves, we could alter our treatment of the witches to provide them with some protein (instead of their current all-carb diet) and exercise, and maybe let them sleep a bit before Halloween, so they can provide more of a challenge upon their release.

                and just between you and me, "Bother" Nobar is always upset about something.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553

                  #23
                  Re: Idea Files: Tread Mills

                  Shout Glory! This is the answer for the little yellow monkeys over in Godforsaken Japan who have lost their American designed nucular plants! Put them on treadmills!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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