Choosing A Presidential Candidate

[H. Montague Worthington]

How do you choose who to support among the fine group of Republican manly men running for Commander-in-Chief?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Choosing A Presidential Candidate

How do you choose who to support among the fine group of Republican manly men running for Commander-in-Chief?

It is rough Brother Montague with Sam out of the race now. I personally am praying Jesus inspires a mass write in campaign for Senator Brownback in the 2008 election and elevates Sam to the presidency. That will show the liberals a thing or two.

Otherwise it seems kind of iffy

Giuliani – drag queen, serial monogamist and New York.
Mit Rommey – Mormon.
Fred Thompson – works in Hollywood
McCain – Surrender monkey and supports campaign reform.

All good men, except maybe McCain, with the campaign reform he should have joined the Democrats. It’s Jesus’ money so were does he get off saying were it goes? But are these guys good enough to fill GW Bush’s size twelve shoes?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Choosing A Presidential Candidate

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I'm assuming the sisters have heeded my warning and left this thread ... Brother Monty, at first I misread your poll question #4 and thought you'd written "ejaculate", rather than "evaluate." Well, you can imagine I felt pretty silly when I realized my mistake. But come to think of it, perhaps a decorously-organized ejaculation contest would be the best way to determine the most worthy candidate to succeed Godly President Bush. The field of candidates is so obviously right-with-God that a False Christian might mistakenly think that God is mocking us, in asking us to choose from among so many stellar candidates. But True Christians™ know better. In my opinion, the sooner we line the boys up and quantitatively assess their ability to deliver the goods, the sooner we'll be assured that our country's future will remain in good hands.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Choosing A Presidential Candidate

I ask my husband, of course!

[lord warrior]

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Our great Gov Mike Huckabee is a ordained baptist minister. What more qualifications does one need?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I am firmly on record and fully expect that Jesus will work His miraculous miracles and retain the Godly GWB as president for life. I mean, just look at the head-spinning progress our country has made since Jesus appointed him to the Whitehouse! Our economy is thriving, the war against islamofascism is staying the course, and tithing is up 20%!

That having been said, if Jesus has a different plan for us this time, well I'll go along with Him, whatever He says goes. I just hope and pray that Jesus will pick another fine, Godly White Republican Man for the job.

It is not up to us to question Christ. Lord knows I was shocked beyond words when He took the election away from AlGore and awarded it to GWB.

Job 40:4 Behold, I am vile; what shall I answer thee? I will lay mine hand upon my mouth.
40:5 Once have I spoken; but I will not answer: yea, twice; but I will proceed no further.