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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #16
    Re: Godless England in Five Words

    Buggering, befuddled, boring, bastard Brits.


    Do I get extra credit for alliteration?


    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #17
      Re: Godless England in Five Words

      Tennis and cricket playing homers.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #18
        Re: Godless England in Five Words

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The communist sodomites who run England are sponsoring a contest to "sum up" their Godless cesspool in 5 words. I say we show our True Christian™ love and help them out.

        My entry is as follows:

        Chinless Sodomites With Rotten Teeth
        Mine is best so far.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • new christian
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2010
          • 17

          #19
          Re: Godless England in Five Words

          How I wish I could disagree with all your hurtfull comments

          Until power is restored to the Monachy we have no chance, wait till the Argies invade the Falklands again and see what happens
          This is the most sensible forum ever!

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          • Petal
            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 991

            #20
            Re: Godless England in Five Words

            Originally posted by new christian View Post
            How I wish I could disagree with all your hurtfull comments

            Until power is restored to the Monachy we have no chance, wait till the Argies invade the Falklands again and see what happens
            that more than five words

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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991

              #21
              Re: Godless England in Five Words

              Originally posted by new christian View Post
              How I wish I could disagree with all your hurtfull comments
              i count betterer than you........

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              • dazboi
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 2

                #22
                Re: Godless England in Five Words

                im english..........

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991

                  #23
                  Re: Godless England in Five Words

                  Originally posted by Petal View Post
                  i count betterer than you........
                  .......cuz i be a Amercan

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                  • Petal
                    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 991

                    #24
                    Re: Godless England in Five Words

                    Originally posted by dazboi View Post
                    im english..........
                    you a n00b, it true

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                    • new christian
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 17

                      #25
                      Re: Godless England in Five Words

                      sorry,

                      souless fat chavvy and fat
                      This is the most sensible forum ever!

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                      • Petal
                        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 991

                        #26
                        Re: Godless England in Five Words

                        Originally posted by new christian View Post
                        souless fat chavvy and fat
                        that betterer, i forgives you

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                        • Petal
                          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 991

                          #27
                          Re: Godless England in Five Words

                          inbred charlie yap to plants
                          Attached Files

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #28
                            Re: Godless England in Five Words

                            Originally posted by dazboi View Post
                            im english..........
                            That wasn't 5 words. Thanks for playing.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Oompa-loompa
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 108

                              #29
                              Re: Godless England in Five Words

                              Pastor Ezekiel deleted my message.

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                              • Colbert Mcpherson
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 91

                                #30
                                Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                Perhaps if you controlled your incoherent atheist droolings he wouldn't have to.
                                Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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