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  • Oompa-loompa
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2010
    • 108
    #31
    Re: Godless England in Five Words

    Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post
    Perhaps if you controlled your incoherent atheist droolings he wouldn't have to.
    Are you all Christians such impolite people? You all seem so.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22880
        #32
        Re: Godless England in Five Words

        We' are not impolite; we are frank with the Word of The Lord.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Oompa-loompa
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2010
            • 108
            #33
            Re: Godless England in Five Words

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            We' are not impolite; we are frank with the Word of The Lord.
            It seems that you are.
            For example: "Unsaved Trash", there are better ways to say it.
            No need to insult or even try it. You guys insult us (Atheists) here all
            the time and when we say something back, you put us to ban list.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #34
                Re: Godless England in Five Words

                How is that five words?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #35
                    Re: Godless England in Five Words

                    Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                    It seems that you are.
                    For example: "Unsaved Trash", there are better ways to say it.
                    No need to insult or even try it. You guys insult us (Atheists) here all
                    the time and when we say something back, you put us to ban list.
                    We are following the Bible, sir/ma'am.

                    1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

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                      • new christian
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 17
                        #36
                        Re: Godless England in Five Words

                        England once played football properly
                        This is the most sensible forum ever!

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                          • Oompa-loompa
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 108
                            #37
                            Re: Godless England in Five Words

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            We are following the Bible, sir/ma'am.
                            Does Bible say that you must insult me on your every post?

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337
                                #38
                                Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                                Does Bible say that you must insult me on your every post?
                                2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #39
                                    Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                    The instructions were really simple.
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • WinnerNotSinner
                                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 951
                                        #40
                                        Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                        Stupid parents create stupid children.
                                        6
                                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                                          • Phebe Carlyle
                                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 2604
                                            #41
                                            Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                            Boffing gay dolphins, cocks obsessed.




                                            There's Jesus here,
                                            Just see what He offers me....
                                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                                            Up there a home in heaven
                                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                                              • Mrs. Rogers
                                                compassion personified
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 2692
                                                #42
                                                Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                                Mushy peas, warm beer, vomitous.
                                                True Christians are Perfect!

                                                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                                  • James Dewitt
                                                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 6267
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                                    they all wear goofy hats.
                                                    Attached Files

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                                                      • Father Maurice Lester
                                                        Ring-kissing Papist dog
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 3366
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                                        Were better off as Catholics!



                                                        Really... it is both uncharitable and undignified to make such sweeping and poorly stereotypical comments against any people, even a country that cannot produce a single male footballer capable of hitting a penalty kick or a team of footballers who can defeat a second-rate squad like the Americans. (How many Baptists on that squad btw?)


                                                        I suppose once again Italy will win the cup and I think we all know who our Lord and Heavenly Father is cheering for!


                                                        Is it me or has anyone else noticed how it is almost always a country with a predominant Catholic population that wins the world's biggest sporting event?





                                                        Bless you, my quintessential quocker-wodgers,
                                                        Father Mo




                                                        .
                                                        A Cardinal in the making.

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                                                          • Dantro
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 25
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Godless England in Five Words

                                                            unlike other, we love God!!!

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