I'm Offended! Christine O'Donnell jokes abound!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I'm sure we've all heard offensive jokes about ex-Witch, ex-slut, evolution-denying, homo-pitying Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell. I just heard this one today:

Christine O'Donnell has made a great contribution to science, proving that light travels faster than sound.

How?

She looks intelligent until you hear her speak.

I'm disgusted. I did not "ROFL". I didn't even "LOL".

I can only hope that these attacks on Sister Christine will end soon.

What other vicious attacks have you heard?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: I'm Offended! Christine O'Donnell jokes abound!

I'm sure we've all heard offensive jokes about ex-Witch, ex-slut, evolution-denying, homo-pitying Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell....

...What other vicious attacks have you heard?

Yes, Reverend R, it's just a disgrace really that The Left is incapable of running a clean political campaign. While we Conservatives never lie, cheat or engage in dirty politics, we are forced to live in a world where liberals steal elections, stack the Supreme Court, and even "elect" candidates who aren't US citizens (ie Obama). And of course, there's not a peep out of the liberal media.

Sad to say, Christine O'Donnell has been subjected to a vicious smear campaign, even though she is a morally pure virgin. Indeed, some of her greatest charitable works have been ridiculed. For example, when she was just out of high school, she got a job working at an animal shelter in Tijuana, Mexico:



Modest as she is, Christine has never mentioned her work at the animal shelter. In fact, she didn't even receive any pay for her efforts, but simply relied on donations from smiling visitors, most of whom were US naval personnel stationed in nearby San Diego, California. This is just one great example of how Christine has always supported the troops.

Unfortunately, Mexico is an unsanitary third world country, and eventually Christine contracted hoof & mouth disease, along with a few other illnesses which, due to patient privacy, I won't disclose. So she returned to the USA, and soon found work in Los Angeles at a toy store.



Unfortunately, the toys were all made in China, and after encountering one defective toy which nearly electrocuted her, she decided to change professions. For awhile, she worked modeling clothes at a place called The Pink Pussy (just goes to show, the boss loved cats).



Unfortunately, the brutal liberal Immigration Police raided her employer because he (I'm sure innocently) had hired a large number of Eastern European and Filipino women with no legal documents. Anyway, Christine was glad to leave, because living in the company's dormitory (with bars on the windows) wasn't particularly pleasant.

Out of work again, Christine soon found a job at a dance studio. She did it not so much for the money, but for the great aerobic exercise.



As it turned out, this job was her lucky break. One of the regular customers at the dance studio was a prominent Republican politician. When Christine showed him some of the photos that were accidentally shot in the backroom where he and Christine were alone (for Bible study, of course), he offered to get her into politics and fund her campaign.

And as they say, the rest is history.

In short, all these sordid rumors about Christine's past are vicious lies spread by liberals. Please pay no attention to them. Just listen to Rush Limbaugh and Fox News, and you'll know The Truth.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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It is sad that this woman, as dim as she may be, is subject to such ridicule but when you get fired from the M&M factory for rejecting the "W's" what else can you expect?



Bless you, my tea-party turnip truckers,
Father Mo




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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm Offended! Christine O'Donnell jokes abound!

Let us prade the speakers of hate so our readers may rebuke them for their viscous attacks on O'Donnell

"In Delaware, former Republican governor Mike Castle was defeated by Sarah Palin favorite Christine O'Donnell. Nobody knows what Christine O'Donnell does for a living, if anything. All we do know is that she's gone on the record to oppose masturbation, for real. I have a feeling Christine O'Donnell opposes masturbation the same way Bristol Palin opposes pre-marital sex." —Jimmy Kimmel

Attacks the Godly daughter of Sarah Palin too.

"Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden." —Craig Ferguson

How dare he compare a Republican to a DEMONcrat!

"We need to send a message to Washington, people. This November, I want everyone who believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the voting booth. I want to say this to Christine O'Donnell. I want you and your followers to know one thing: you'll take away this penis when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands." —Jimmy Kimmel

Self pollution humor. How droll Mr Kimmel.

"In the Delaware Republican U.S. Senate primary, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell won a huge upset. Interesting woman, very conservative. She has come out against masturbation. So not only is she against politicians putting their hands in our pockets, she's against you putting your hands in your own pockets as well." —Jay Leno

Oh yes taxes and seed murder are something to joke about Mr Leno. How disgusting.

"A lot of people love this woman. In the last 24 hours she's raised more than $1 million. Which I think is ironic, because she's against masturbation, but she's taking money hand over fist." —Craig Ferguson

Not sure what Ferguson is talking about, but it sounds disgusting anyway.

There you go Brethren. Fire your rebuking emails away to these sinners!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm Offended! Christine O'Donnell jokes abound!

. . . and now this. Slamming O'Donnell AND Palin in the same image!