Why we of Landover are TRUE Republicans

[Bobby-Joe]

The word RINO, Republican In Name Only, has been bantered about the last two years. How ever I am extremely happy to report Landover has always been true to its conservative values, we have always followed then and demanded the politicians we support show an equal commitment to the Conservative Revolution.* That is why Landover has been at the forefront of the Tea Party.

The FACTS are as follows

1. Landover always protested the excessive deficits of the Bush administration like we are protesting the deficits of the Obama administration. While some claim a search of our forum shows no such comments remember Google is from liberal controlled California.
2. Of all Americans only we of Landover have read the US Constitution and the Federalist Papers and understood its' TRUE meaning. It can be safely said we of Landover have about as much knowledge of the Constitution as most Christians have of The Bible. The fact is the left doesn't cherish America the way we do.
3. As appropriate for the party of Lincoln race has nothing to with our views. It is quite obvious that poor blacks caused the banking meltdown and the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was government overreach. Any REAL American can see Obama wasn't born in American and was helped into power by a conspiracy of Black community activists that terrified the voters into submission.
4. We have black friends.

Frankly the charges of racism are outrageous. As we have stated numerous times we employee Mexican guest workers in our homes. We are just against granting people who sneak into America illegally to work in an Iowan home amnesty just so that illegal alien can claim back pay for overtime.

All we ask for is the country to be run the way the Founding Fathers intended. Free of the dreck like this awful amendments like 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th and 19th amendments. These were all things the Founding Fathers never intended and were voted in during a period of national confusion. Like unions they have served there purpose and should be gotten rid of.

Thank you for your time and I hope this has cleared things up.

* except for the embarrassing incident when Wash O'Hannely accidentally took ecstasy in 2003.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why we of Landover are TRUE Republicans

You are OH so right, Brother Bobby-Joe!!! We are TRUE Republicans®, REAL Americans©, TRUE Patriots®, and GOD-FEARING True Christians™.

Me and my wife Delores wake up every morning at reveille and prepare for the presentation of the colors ceremony at the flagpole on our front lawn. As soon as the flags have been raised and saluted with 21 shots in the air, we recite the Lord's Prayer, sing the National Anthem, hold a moment of silence for our brave men and women in harms way, and read aloud the names of the 2752 victims of the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center. By this time, lunch is usually ready, and we take a break for 30-45 minutes.

After lunch, we resume our daily routine. We each take turns reading aloud from the constitution, dressed in matching his-n-her Uncle Sam outfits, each holding a sparkler and taking care to skip over the unfortunate amendments. Then it's time for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly (for the far-left liberal perspective).

It's quite a daily regimen, but True Patriots™ and Real Americans® would never shy away from the responsibilities toward Liberty© and Freedom® that are our birthrights as Americans (REAL Americans, that is.... not those phony brown Americans!!).