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Democratic talking points debunked: GOD LOVES GOP TV ADS
Here is the enemy battle-plan, straight from their camp.
Elite soldiers wear masks - this just proves that the democrats hate soldiers.
That just shows that we know more about how to win the war on terror. Which would you rather have, an army that dresses in red coats like the British, or stealthy, masked assassins? Well, that's what we are.
Ads are just a collection of sound and video, they can't have human emotions like honesty! Democrats have just crossed the line from being out-of-touch bookish nerds, to being outright autistic!
Good girls never have things written about them on toilet stalls. If Chelsea Clinton doesn't like the cartoons of her I draw in Hooter's bathrooms here and there, maybe she should stop being a harlot.
Here's the talking points in action: think progress whines and sobs just because Republican attack ads are paid for by foreign muslims:
With each of these foreign board members to the USBBC contributing at least $10,000 annually, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce raises well over $100,000 a year in money from foreign businesses through its operation in Bahrain.
Well, the rebuttal is obvious: there's nothing wrong with selling ourselves to foreign muslims, if that money is used to warn against the power of American Muslims. I mean which is worse, American Muslims in Manhattan, or a bit of Saudi money in the Capitol? It's just money, I've never seen a dollar bill bow towards Mecca, have you?
• That TV ad you are watching right now - guess what? It was paid for by the same people who shipped your job overseas. Are you really going to take advice from people like them?
Corporations don't shift jobs overseas - brown people overseas stole your job from you. There is no difference between illegal immigrants stealing your job and illegal nonimmigrants stealing your job! Blame them! • If a guy came into your house wearing a mask and tried to tell you who to vote for, would you listen to him? Well, that's exactly what a commercial paid for with secret money does.
Elite soldiers wear masks - this just proves that the democrats hate soldiers.
• That TV ad you saw last night - the corporations who paid for it are ashamed to even put their names on it. Do you really think you should believe what the ad says?
That just shows that we know more about how to win the war on terror. Which would you rather have, an army that dresses in red coats like the British, or stealthy, masked assassins? Well, that's what we are.
• If a corporation won't even put its name on a TV ad it pays millions of dollars for, shouldn't you assume that every single thing it says is probably a flat-out lie?
It's not Wall Street's fault that we know better than you who you should vote for! And it's not shame - it's just that we know that you have more important things to do than pay attention to which ads are paid for by Wall Street and the used car sales industry.• Honest TV ads at least let you know who paid for them. Ads that don't aren't honest. It really is that simple.
Ads are just a collection of sound and video, they can't have human emotions like honesty! Democrats have just crossed the line from being out-of-touch bookish nerds, to being outright autistic!
• A political ad that hides the identity of who paid for it is no better than a nasty comment about a girl written on a barroom toilet wall.
Good girls never have things written about them on toilet stalls. If Chelsea Clinton doesn't like the cartoons of her I draw in Hooter's bathrooms here and there, maybe she should stop being a harlot.
Here's the talking points in action: think progress whines and sobs just because Republican attack ads are paid for by foreign muslims:
With each of these foreign board members to the USBBC contributing at least $10,000 annually, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce raises well over $100,000 a year in money from foreign businesses through its operation in Bahrain.
Well, the rebuttal is obvious: there's nothing wrong with selling ourselves to foreign muslims, if that money is used to warn against the power of American Muslims. I mean which is worse, American Muslims in Manhattan, or a bit of Saudi money in the Capitol? It's just money, I've never seen a dollar bill bow towards Mecca, have you?
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