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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #1

    Bush loses great Ally

    Australias Prime Minister for the last 11 years, John Howard, has been overwhelmingly voted from office, and the pinko lefty labor leader Kevin Rudd has rallied his comrades around him in victory.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Bush loses great Ally

    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
    Australias Prime Minister for the last 11 years, John Howard, has been overwhelmingly voted from office, and the pinko lefty labor leader Kevin Rudd has rallied his comrades around him in victory.
    I wasn't even aware that they had a government in Australia. Does that mean Germany will take over again?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Bush loses great Ally

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I wasn't even aware that they had a government in Australia. Does that mean Germany will take over again?
      Isn't the Arnold Schwarzenegger from Australia?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: Bush loses great Ally

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I wasn't even aware that they had a government in Australia. Does that mean Germany will take over again?
        We should be so lucky. Unfortunately, having another Anschluss is no longer "politically correct." At least the Germans were civilized, blond-haired blue-eyed people, and True Christians. Nay, Australia was formerly run by insect-eating sub-trailer trash darkies called aborigines. They even look like Barack Osama, don't they?



        The communist "Labor government" is already "apologizing" to the aborigines for trying to civilize them by making them Christians and introducing them to alcohol (to be used strictly for medicinal purposes, of course). The next step will be to invite them into the government. And then they will take over, as they multiply like flies.

        Labor govt 'would apologise to Aborigines'


        MELBOURNE - Labor will say sorry to Aborigines if it wins tomorrow's Australian election, its leader Kevin Rudd says.

        Mr Rudd said the apology to Aborigines would be drafted in the first term of a Labor government.

        "Through a simple statement to the nation, beyond that we have no particular plan," Mr Rudd told Southern Cross Broadcasting.

        "I will as prime minister of the country, of course, express an apology," he said.

        more...

        Just disgusting, really. The Lord will surely punish Australia. But fear not - it's just one more sign of Armageddon, and the coming Rapture.

        Glory!
        Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Bush loses great Ally

          I don't think the Supreme Leader of the most powerful Nation in the history of the Universe is going to lose any sleep about who is in charge of such a backward Nation of Sheep Sodomizer's.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Brother Guy Bayard
            Anvil of the Antipodes
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1271

            #6
            Re: Bush loses great Ally

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            I don't think the Supreme Leader of the most powerful Nation in the history of the Universe is going to lose any sleep about who is in charge of such a backward Nation of Sheep Sodomizer's.
            you're quite correct - Australia is indeed in charge of New Zealand, but more in a 'practical' way rather than 'officially'.
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232

              #7
              Re: Bush loses great Ally

              Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
              you're quite correct - Australia is indeed in charge of New Zealand, but more in a 'practical' way rather than 'officially'.

              Sadly,Brother Guy is (once again) mistaken.
              Australia is in fact the West Island of New Zealand.....though attempts to civilise ANY Australian have been somewhat....underwhelming.
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966

                #8
                Re: Bush loses great Ally

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I wasn't even aware that they had a government in Australia. Does that mean Germany will take over again?
                *snicker*

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Seeker
                  Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 966

                  #9
                  Re: Bush loses great Ally

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Isn't the Arnold Schwarzenegger from Australia?
                  Austria. Big difference.

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • Brother Guy Bayard
                    Anvil of the Antipodes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1271

                    #10
                    Re: Bush loses great Ally

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    Austria. Big difference.
                    Well spotted Seeker . Keep up the good work.
                    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1271

                      #11
                      Re: Bush loses great Ally

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      Sadly,Brother Guy is (once again) mistaken.
                      Australia is in fact the West Island of New Zealand.....though attempts to civilise ANY Australian have been somewhat....underwhelming.

                      if, by civilise , you mean getting us to drink crap beer and speak funny, yes, you have failed...
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #12
                        Re: Bush loses great Ally

                        Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                        if, by civilise , you mean getting us to drink crap beer and speak funny, yes, you have failed...


                        Ah well...since you brought it up - no,I was referring more to your nasty habits involving Kangaroos.


                        Though of course you DO drink crap beer & talk funny.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: Bush loses great Ally

                          Looks like it's time for another round of wildfires for those blokes. No need to fire up the barbie.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Bush loses great Ally

                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                            Ah well...since you brought it up - no,I was referring more to your nasty habits involving Kangaroos.


                            Though of course you DO drink crap beer & talk funny.
                            To be fair, Lil, only certain people in Aus tend to have those nasty habits you mention. Think hicks/rednecks/christian hicks/christian rednecks.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • The Widow Anna
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 106

                              #15
                              Re: Bush loses great Ally

                              Luckily, I've been preparing for a national emergency like this. Having retreated to by concrete bunker, I am now safely tucked away from the hordes of unionists that will be rampaging through the streets any day now. Thank the Lord Mr Howard warned me of this threat in time to stock up on some extra cans of kidney beans!

                              I must admit though I have all the essentials, including my collection of bibles, I fear I should have picked up an extra few handkerchiefs on the way out of my house. It will be a long time before it is safe enough to return to my living room and finish crocheting my latest tea-cosy.
                              "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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