Hitlery taken hostage by former Security Detail member

[Larry Lee]

Details are sketchy, but it seems that a former, disgraced member of Landover's Security Detail has taken Hitlery hostage at her campaign headquarters in New Hampshire.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22043358/

I've spoken with Bobby-J., and he's assured me that the man is NOT a gold tither -- or even a silver tither -- and that he was booted off the Security Detail quite some time ago. We'll all have to wait and see how the story develops, but you can be sure that this ugly incident will be used by the MSN to inflame public opinion against True Christians(tm).

[Nobar King]

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It's good to know that the HR dept only picks the best for their security detail.

[lord warrior]

Re: Hitlery taken hostage by former Security Detail member

Maybe he was trying to get back into the good graces of Jesus by blowing her a## up. Only he must have been fired for being stupid, as hooery is is Washington at this time.
Now he would have blown her up?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Update: Rush Limbaugh says it's a guy whose wife had an affair with Bill Clinton.

I'm sure he has evidence to back this up and will be sharing it with us....Eventually.

UPDATE: While MSNBC and CNN are being very careful not to show live footage in order not to tip off the hostage takers as to police strategy, Fox News is showing live footage with realtime commentary on the strategy.
WAY TO GO FOX NEWS!

[Brother Temperance]

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Update: Rush Limbaugh says it's a guy whose wife had an affair with Bill Clinton.

Well, that narrows it down to just 39% of male Americans.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hitlery taken hostage by former Security Detail member

Oh Gees, this has been rough. I've spent hours twisting arms and calling in favors all over the media to keep that fact that Leeland a former Security Detail member. Special thanks to Pastor Zeke for his emergency meeting with Rupert Murdoc to get the right story out before the liberal MSM starts tossing facts around. I see he finally let her go and surrendered. As much as I wish Leeland would take one for Jesus and stop the Whore of Babylon for good not this way.

[Mike Hunt]

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Well, that narrows it down to just 39% of male Americans.

What's the percentage of American womyn who've gained carnal knowledge of the Hellbeast?

This guy claims that this whole thing is proof of the existence of God. The relevant question really is, who needs proof?

YIC,
Brother Hunt

[Brother Temperance]

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I have to say, this whole thing is just more proof of why that woman is not a fit candidate for President. America needs a ruler with the strength and vision not to get taken hostage. You don't see George Bush running around getting taken hostage all over the place.