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According to Fox News, Barack HUSSEIN Obama's storm troops in the form of scary-looking Black Panthers are scattered across the nation, attempting to steal another election by intimidating voters with their black hats, sunglasses, and leather jackets.
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As with most large wild animals, experts suggest that if you want to avoid harm from these beasts, the best strategy is to play dead if they look as though they're going to confront you. I've spent a lot of time in Inner Cities, sometimes late at night in city parks. Playing dead often will do the trick, but unfortunately, I've found that some overly-sexuralized muscular Negro Bucks are often only placated if you alluringly bare your rear end and present yourself for mounting. Many times they will simply pass you by. Also, it sometimes helps to give them a hundred dollar bill afterwards and thank them for their trouble.
It may be unpleasant, but that's the harsh reality. It's better to live another day than to face death at the hands of a sweaty, muscular man-beast.
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