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  • God's chosen is winner in Iowa

    Our beloved former Gov. Mike Huckabee has won the Iowa caucus. God's holy warrior has won again the cult boy Romney and the other left wing republicans. He has been blessed by Jesus himself to win with no money or organization. The true Christ message for our government can now come true.

    Gov Mike is a truly worthy successor to our Pres Bush.

    Last edited by lord warrior; 01-04-2008, 03:29 AM. Reason: forgot link

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    PRAISE JESUS! WE TRUE CHRISTIANS(tm) of IOWA HAVE CHOSEN THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES! GLORY!

    Huckabee and Jesus in 2009!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Praise God! Now that Mike has the nomination sewn up, I know that we will glide to an easy victory in the fall. I mean, honestly, who's going to vote for the Muslim negro that God has selected as the other party's candidate to ensure a Republican victory? I can feel the Hand of God in this one, my friends.

      The Freehold Republican Caucus was a thing of true beauty. Just imagine, the entire main chapel of the Landover Baptist Church filled to overflowing with True American Christians(TM). After Pastor Billy-Reuben's powerful opening prayer, Pastor Zeke warmed up the crowd with a devastatingly funny comedy routine mocking the Joolianis and the Romneys of the world. Then Pastor Deacon Fred delivered a powerful sermon on the need to keep a saved man in the White House, particularly in this time of war against God's enemies. I am pleased to report that 100% of the delegates we selected are Huckabee supporters (sorry Brother Jeb, but perhaps Senator Thompson will be the VP). After that, it was just enjoy the food and drink provided by the Hillbilies for Huckabee grass roots movement.

      I heard that Deacon Hardwick handled the Democratic caucus with similar aplomb, ensuring that the domestic servants who attended selected delegates all pledged to Osama, even though many of them said that Barak is not sufficiently servile for their tastes. Of course, encouraging anyone to vote for a Demoncrat, no matter how noble the cause, does not sit well with the good Deacon, so my hat's off to him for taking one for God's team.

      Did anyone hear how Ron Paul did statewide?

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        Praise Jesus!

        I also have to thank my husband, Mr. Whitford, for telling me to vote for Mr. Huckabee. This is why the man is the head of the family, ladies! If left to my own devices, I'm sure I probably would have thrown my vote away on Mitt Romney because he is a handsome man.
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          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Praise Jesus!

          I also have to thank my husband, Mr. Whitford, for telling me to vote for Mr. Huckabee. This is why the man is the head of the family, ladies! If left to my own devices, I'm sure I probably would have thrown my vote away on Mitt Romney because he is a handsome man.
          Praise Jesus! I want to thank everyone who turned out to usher our next President into office, starting in our own glorious state of Iowa. And I can assure those of you who couldn't make it to the polls, your votes counted!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            PRAISE! Told ya!

            I wanted to vote for Mike too yesterday, at the US Embassy. For some reason I was not allowed to vote. They kept bothering me with details like "not being a US citizen" and told me that with the terrorism alarm et al they would "kick me in the nuts" if I didn't "get the <deleted> out of there". Nice.

            Guess there's a bunch of Demoncrats running that embassy
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              What a nice young man.

              It looks like paying persuading my Household staff to vote for him helped things along nicely

              Sister Talitha

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              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                Re: God's chosen is winner in Iowa

                GLORY!!

                I was at the caucus at the clubhouse of our gated community last night, and from the people I talked to, it seemed like it was unanimous for Gov. Huckabee. It seems like everyone there was thinking the same thing: What this country needs for the challenges facing America in the 21st Century is a stiff dose of Christianity from a rural Arkansas Baptist preacher!!

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                  I've been supporting Huckabee 100% right from the beginning. Who is slandering me by saying otherwise?
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