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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Bobby Joe, security alert!

    It seems democrats and all sorts of un-saved trash have come up with a plan to get church tax exempt status removed! They have sent letters to many churchs reminding Pastors not to talk politics in the pulpit.

    Now it gets worse, I have heard there is an organization offering a reward for any video footage of a Pastor talking politics!
    We must be on our toes. I think we should install metal detectors at the entrance to all church facilities.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Dr. Zaius
      Member of Landover Zoological Society
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 249
      #2
      Re: Bobby Joe, security alert!

      I don't think that includes the internet, though. Just make sure the official sermons are praising Jesus, and have the political meetings in the parking lot or cafeteria.
      Ack!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Bobby Joe, security alert!

          Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
          I don't think that includes the internet, though. Just make sure the official sermons are praising Jesus, and have the political meetings in the parking lot or cafeteria.
          We have been a on a heightened state of security since Hellery Klinton was in Iowa last week (This a coincidence that it happened during her visit? I think not.) However our Hellbound Joo Lawyers have long successfully argued that if the candidate is in league with Satan then it is perfectly reasonable to discuss her from the pulpit without endangering a church’s tax exempt status.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464
              #4
              Re: Bobby Joe, security alert!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              our Hellbound Joo Lawyers have long successfully argued that if the candidate is in league with Satan then it is perfectly reasonable to discuss her from the pulpit without endangering a church’s tax exempt status.
              They earn their keep, that's for sure.

              Personally, I've been saying for weeks that *someone* needs to trip Hellery, rip her shoe off, and expose her cloven hoof for all the world to see. I hardly think that's political speech. Do you?
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