Obama and his policies are killing me!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

I have a masters degree in metallurgy and electron microscopy. I graduated in 2000 and was approached by Fermi Lab, Caltech and MIT. I choose Caltech and was hired immediatly, not surprisingly the same day of George Bush's inauguration. I had eight years of smooth sailing and was getting raises and bonuses often. I was instrumental in solving the Bernoulli paradox using scanning transmission electron microsopy combined with chemical crosslinking of glutaraldehyde lipids by using osmium tetroxide instead of phosphotungstic acid, which in my mind was a comicly bad choice. I mean, how could anyone be ignorant enough to think cryo-electron microscopy of vitreous sections could be monesticly miscible with ultramicrotome, quasi-binary cryofixation?! Even a liberal should know better than that!

Well, then came Obama. On the same day that Obama got inaugurated, I was demoted to a custodian, third shift at Caltech, making minimum wage. Then when I didn't think it could get any worse, the exact day that Obama got his healthcare bill passed, I was fired and blacklisted. I was lucky enough to get a evening job delivering pizzas for PizzaHut in Harlem until Obama authorised bombing in Libya, where I was fired from PizzaHut and now live and eat at a rescue mission and Salvation army center. But Jesus is still guiding me in these hard times and it's all worth it when I hear a truly uplifting sermon before I get my soup. Praise Jesus!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Obama and his policies are killing me!

Your story is not unique, Brother. I've seen thousands of qualified, highly-educated Christians thrown out of work and replaced by anti-Science Union Goons and God-hating minorities. Gone are the days when a degree from Liberty or Regent or Bob Jones and the willingness to work hard can guarantee success in this country.

Sad. So very, very sad what Obama has done to this country.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Obama and his policies are killing me!

Your story is not unique, Brother. I've seen thousands of qualified, highly-educated Christians thrown out of work and replaced by anti-Science Union Goons and God-hating minorities. Gone are the days when a degree from Liberty or Regent or Bob Jones and the willingness to work hard can guarantee success in this country.

Sad. So very, very sad what Obama has done to this country.

GLORY! There was a time were an on line degree from a place like Liberty was a guaranteed job as a congressional page or at some Provisional Authority. Now, back of the bus like the rest of the white folks.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Obama and his policies are killing me!

GLORY! There was a time were an on line degree from a place like Liberty was a guaranteed job as a congressional page or at some Provisional Authority. Now, back of the bus like the rest of the white folks.

Sad but true, Brother Bobby. The great scientist Ronald Reagan (who received an honorary Ph.D from Liberty and Bob Jones) proved that ketchup is a vegetable and that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. Plus Uncle Ronnie was a brilliant economist who demonstrated how cutting taxes for the rich decreases the deficit.

But of course, the liberal leftist "scientists" continue to mock and ridicule proven conservative scholars, like Senator James Inhofe who has proved that global warming is a hoax. Similarly, the elitist libtards refuse the acknowledge the genius of Dr Sarah Palin, who proved that evolution is a hoax and the world is only 6000 years old.

The solution, of course, is for good Christians to home-school their kids. All that crap the union thugs teach in communist public schools is nothing but insidious homo propaganda. The only text book your kids need to read is the Bible. Fox News and AM talk radio can take care of the rest.


Public school teacher

[Little Donkey]

Re: Obama and his policies are killing me!

No surprize that Obama and his Union Thugs have been trying for weeks to organize a federal strike that would stop the government of the US completely. Our brave Tea Party representatives have been tireless in trying to pacify this Angry Black Man - thankfully and at great cost they seem to have prevailed.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Obama and his policies are killing me!

No surprize that Obama and his Union Thugs have been trying for weeks to organize a federal strike that would stop the government of the US completely. Our brave Tea Party representatives have been tireless in trying to pacify this Angry Black Man - thankfully and at great cost they seem to have prevailed.

Amen, Brother Donkey. Obama wants to shut down the federal government because that would stop the constant flow of bailouts to Godly corporations like mine. Not surprising, since like any good Marxist, Obama hates capitalism.


Free enterprise

Now I do realize that times are hard, and the federal, state and local governments are all broke. We can't keep printing money like we've been doing, because we're running out of paper and ink (the paper shortage is being created by tree-hugging environmentalists who want to "protect" the rain forest).

That's why Republicans have proposed bold solutions, like eliminating social security and environmental regulations. Furthermore, the government could easily balance the budget for almost a year by selling off roads, schools, prisons and the US military to private companies.

But needless to say, the liberal lefturds oppose all these common sense solutions. Indeed, they cruelly want to cut off the flow of taxpayer dollars into corporate offshore bank accounts. They obviously have no human compassion. I can tell you, there is nothing sadder than the sight of a Wll Street banker having to fly business class just because the Feds cut off his Learjet subsidies. Think of how many CEOs will go to bed hungry tonight because they had to eat that sh*tty airline food, rather than fillet minion with lobster!


Do you want them to go to bed hungry tonight?

With the government fast going bankrupt, I urge everybody here to at least support my charitable fund: Save the CEOs. Did you realize that by donating just $100 per day, you could help some poor corporate executive in need of $10 bills for lighting his cigars. For a mere $1000 per day, our CEO could use $100 bills instead of tens. I urge you all to open your hearts, and your wallets, to donate to this worthy cause.