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  • #16
    Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

    Why is there no NSFW, or preamble to keep children and women from looking at this thread. I am disgusted by your actions in this matter!
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    • #17
      Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
      Why is there no NSFW, or preamble to keep children and women from looking at this thread. I am disgusted by your actions in this matter!
      Because it is suitable for work, women and children.
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      • #18
        Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Because it is suitable for work, women and children.
        Maybe for your heathen work, women, and children. There is no hope for you or the people around you though. Good luck. I hope one of them can find the truth and escape the Hell you have condemned them to by not acknowledging your pornography and propaganda for what it is.
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        • #19
          Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

          Well, I think I'm in a good position to know about this uterus stuff. My company's has a thriving business in human organ transplants. We work closely with government prison officials in China. Thus, we can almost always find a suitable organ donor for our clients. We've tried to introduce this same public-private partnership in combined prisons/hospitals in America, but them damn liberals kicked up a fuss. Fortunately, with the trend towards privatized prisons, we expect to solve that problem soon enough.


          In China, we even sell
          these at 7-Eleven


          Anyway, I just want to say that we have never had a request for a uterus transplant. Heart, kidneys, livers and eyeballs - yes, these are all marketable items. But a uterus? Absolutely not! It's a totally worthless thing. So it's not surprising that those libtards want to incorporate it. LOL!

          Jeeesh, them dumb lefties just don't understand business.
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          • #20
            Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Such a misogynistic standpoint would not be benefited by incorporation, in fact if such a ridiculous case did not get laughed out of court the incorporated uterus would be able to avoid having to pay out much more easily then an individual.

            That after-all is part of the point that Scott Randolph was making.
            Your depth of perversion sickens me. Now you don't even see women as living beings you want them to be nothing but faceless corporations that will rule your life.

            Been keel-hauled once too often there pasta boy?
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            • #21
              Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
              Your depth of perversion sickens me. Now you don't even see women as living beings you want them to be nothing but faceless corporations that will rule your life.

              Been keel-hauled once too often there pasta boy?
              The point, the thing you have totally missed here, that Scott Randolph was making is that the GOP gives more respect, privileges and legal rights to "faceless corporations that will rule your life" then it does to people.
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              • #22
                Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                The point, the thing you have totally missed here, that Scott Randolph was making is that the GOP gives more respect, privileges and legal rights to "faceless corporations that will rule your life" then it does to people.
                So now a uterus is the same as a person? Really? Is that all you think of your wenches as? You liebral scum are always talking a good game about "respecting women" but then you come out with stuff like this.
                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • #23
                  Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                  Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                  So now a uterus is the same as a person? Really? Is that all you think of your wenches as? You liebral scum are always talking a good game about "respecting women" but then you come out with stuff like this.
                  Is the whole point of this such a difficult concept for you to grasp?

                  Let me try and spell it out yet again and we shall see if you mind can understand it.

                  The GOP show more respect to companies then to a person, the only way that the GOP would respect a woman's rights over her own body would be if she was to make part of it a company.

                  Some how I think this is still going to go way over your head Seth.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                    Go for it Sisters!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                      So now a uterus is the same as a person? Really? Is that all you think of your wenches as? You liebral scum are always talking a good game about "respecting women" but then you come out with stuff like this.
                      No silly, a uterus is PART of a woman!
                      Didn't you study that in school?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                        Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
                        No silly, a uterus is PART of a woman!
                        Didn't you study that in school?
                        Sister Twiggy, sounds to me like you went to one of those commie public schools where they teach the sex education hoax, along with the evolution hoax and the global warming hoax. I'm sorry that at a young, tender age, you were forced to believe in the uterus myth and all that other so-called "science." Back then, liberals were in charge of the educational system, but fortunately that's all changed.

                        I want to make it clear that good Christians have a duty to home-school their kids. If the parents don't have time, they can always handcuff the kids to a port-a-potty in front of the TV and set the dial on one of the Christian stations. Just leave some dogfood and water within reach, and you can disappear for a few days without worry. If the brats start acting out, a little bit of Prozac mixed with the dogfood should calm them down.

                        Don't worry about your kids not learning how to read. Reading is dangerous, and can cause your kids to become gay. We are lucky to live in an age when modern technology has made books and newspapers obsolete - my company sells all the important educational materials as "audio books," so they can listen to the Bible, the Left-Behind series or Atlas Shrugged on an iPod or DVD player. We even sell a "smart chair" which wakes the brats up with a mild electric shock, lest they fall asleep during their important lessons from Glenn Beck University.


                        Teach your kids to love Jesus, or else!

                        And best of all, in conservative states like Texas where they privatized schooling, you can get vouchers to pay for all the teaching equipment. Really, educating kids has never been easier, or more profitable.
                        Praise Jesus!
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                        • #27
                          Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          The point, the thing you have totally missed here, that Scott Randolph was making is that the GOP gives more respect, privileges and legal rights to "faceless corporations that will rule your life" then it does to people.
                          And demoncrats give more rights to terrorists, Obama administration gave citizenship to 2 convicted terrorists, than they do to the unborn child of a law abiding citizen.

                          When you vote Demoncrat, this is what you are voting for:

                          Implementation of Sharia law
                          Loss of jobs
                          Racism
                          Baby Killing
                          Terrorist Harboring (Did you know that in an early morning session in which Republicans were told last minute about, Obama signed in an addendum to a bill granting Asylum to Hamas fighters?)
                          Polarization of the people
                          Abuse of Personal and Civil Rights (Which POTUS has used, abused, and expanded the "powers" of the Patriot Act? Which one was behind an ammendment to the intial knee jerk act, limiting government power?)
                          Spitting on The Constitution (Obama issued a decree a few weeks ago that allows him to hold indefinitely any person, citizen or not, even after they have been found NOT GUILTY by a jury of their peers.)
                          The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                          Give her a shovel.
                          Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                          19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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