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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #1

    On the Impending American Theocracy

    God’s word must always be followed. Therefore, we must obey secular law as he declares in Romans 13:1


    Romans 13:1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


    This means that not only are our own leaders ordained by God, but so are everyone else’s. This means that Hamas, the Taliban, Obama, Kim Jong Il, Hitler, and every other leader that has ever lived was ordained by God. He truly works in mysterious ways. Making every government corrupt all across the world is God’s way of letting everyone know that America is superior.


    But anyway, getting to my point. The Bible prescribes the death penalty for rape.

    Deuteronomy 22:23-24 (King James Version) 23If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; 24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.


    Of course the rape victim must be killed as well, but that is neither here nor there. Really, who cares about those sluts anyway?


    My point is that rape, like killing, is outlawed, but there are loopholes. Such as in Judges 21:10-24,Numbers 31:7-18, Deuteronomy 20:10-14, 2 Samuel 12:11-14, Deuteronomy 21:10-14, Judges 5:30, and Zechariah 14:1-2. Mostly, soldiers are called upon to force the daughters of the enemy into marriage. In this way, a man can have sex with an unconsenting woman as many times as he wants, while avoiding the charge of rape.


    Also Exodus 21:7-11, but it doesn’t really count because it is talking about slaves. Who cares about slaves?


    So once God finally lets the Republican party have absolute power over the US government, should we force the daughters of the enemy to marry our soldiers? It seems to me like it would be a very scriptural, and effective, way of demoralizing terrorists. Or is marriage too good for those sandy whores?
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  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #2
    Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    So once God finally lets the Republican party have absolute power over the US government, should we force the daughters of the enemy to marry our soldiers? It seems to me like it would be a very scriptural, and effective, way of demoralizing terrorists. Or is marriage too good for those sandy whores?
    I'm not sure if it would be a good idea to let our Godly soldiers marry strange and unholy women. After all, God does not like the mixing of different races.
    Proverbs 23:27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.
    Proverbs 23:28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
    [...]
    Proverbs 23:33 Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.

    Ezra 9:2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.
    [...]
    Ezra 10:2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
    Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
    [...]
    Ezra 10:10 And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.
    Ezra 10:11 Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and from the strange wives.
    [...]
    Ezra 10:17 And they made an end with all the men that had taken strange wives by the first day of the first month.
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      So once God finally lets the Republican party have absolute power over the US government, should we force the daughters of the enemy to marry our soldiers? It seems to me like it would be a very scriptural, and effective, way of demoralizing terrorists. Or is marriage too good for those sandy whores?
      Only the virgins would be taken anyway, Brother.

      But why not think on more important matters -- like the outlawing of divorce, adultery, homosexuality, fornication . . . finally not blowing billions per year on prisons, because most of the criminals would be executed or flogged in public . . . ending abortion by keeping girls/women separate from men/boys, and requiring them to dress modestly, such that they do not tempt young men beyond their self-control . . . ending welfare, so people in need can turn to Jesus and the churches in supplication instead of just holding out an entitled hand for food stamps, social security, free Medicare . . .

      It'll be a utopia, Brother! Paradise! God's Kingdom, here on Earth!

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

        I lay awake at night fantasizing about what a True Republican(tm) government would be like. All of these things that have been mentioned so far and more. It will be just like the Old Testament!
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        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
          Christ's Antiquarius
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 736

          #5
          Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          I lay awake at night fantasizing about what a True Republican™ government would be like. All of these things that have been mentioned so far and more. It will be just like the Old Testament!
          It sure is a beautiful thought, Brother. The main problem is the liberal demoncrats. Get rid of them and we can easily get rid of every single problem that goes against God's laws and commandments.
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          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #6
            Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

            Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
            It sure is a beautiful thought, Brother. The main problem is the liberal demoncrats. Get rid of them and we can easily get rid of every single problem that goes against God's laws and commandments.
            Once we take over the government most of these will be stoned to death for being homosexual and following false gods (Oprah?). The few that survive will be too scared to stick their heads out of their rabbit holes.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12633

              #7
              Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

              Maybe this is thinking too far out of the box, but I'd like to see a cross on every public building.

              Then, there could be no doubt that this is a Christian nation.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Maybe this is thinking too far out of the box, but I'd like to see a cross on every public building.

                Then, there could be no doubt that this is a Christian nation.
                And the cross should have Jesus hanging on it, sternly looking down as if to discourage masturbation. Everywhere!
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  And the cross should have Jesus hanging on it, sternly looking down as if to discourage masturbation. Everywhere!
                  Brother, that would make it a crucifix.

                  I realize there has been a sudden influx of Papists the last couple of days; have they been sending you private messages, perhaps with subliminal messages hidden within?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Brother, that would make it a crucifix.

                    I realize there has been a sudden influx of Papists the last couple of days; have they been sending you private messages, perhaps with subliminal messages hidden within?
                    It is unfortunate that the papists pre-stole such an elegant symbol of Christ's ultimate temporary sacrifice. Fortunately, there is nothing unBiblical about it.

                    Sometimes I hold my breath, thinking "papists breathe; I should not." Then I remember that, while there is a long list of things that papists do which are unBiblical, breathing is not one of them.

                    I like to see images of Christ hanging on the cross, because it helps me to visualize His blood raining down upon me, washing away my filthy humanity.

                    Edit: My impression was that it was the way Cathylicks worship the image itself which is sinful.
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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #11
                      Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

                      Landover's very own Pastor Deacon Fred endorses Pastor Mike Huckabee for President of our Godly United States.

                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12633

                        #12
                        Re: On the Impending American Theocracy

                        Good choice, Pastor Deacon Fred. I think Pastor Mike would get right to work solving problems.

                        I just sent him a letter suggesting that he change the Council of Economic Advisors to the Council on Tithing.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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