Jim Morrison to lead Al al Qaeda.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

The last time we heard of Jim Morrison, we thought that he had died of an overdose in Paris, but we were wrong.

It turns out that Morrison turned to something even more insidious than wild kinky sex, drugs and loud screeching negro music. That's right brothers and sisters.. Islam.

I don't have to tell you what the Bible says we should do with these people, but I'm going to anyway.

Jesus tells us.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

The Bible also tells us that infidels should be dealt with by killing them.

2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Being a hippie wasn't enough to get Morrison killed, but I guarantee being the new leader of Al Qaeda will be his downfall.

I present to you America's new public enemy number one.

He calls himself Ilyas Kashmiri now. Much like Cat Stevens and Cassius Clay, he obviously took a Muslim name.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jim Morrison to lead Al al Qaeda.

Hm, with Obama in office they are never going to capture him. I miss GWB.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Jim Morrison to lead Al al Qaeda.

It's a short trip from Motown to Mecca.



I think the saddest part about the whole story is his dad was a famous US Navy commander who fought in 3 wars (WWII, Korea and Vietnam), and was even an integral part of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident which finally got everyone off their butts and eager to waste some chinamen.

Yup, Admiral Morrison is a name that will live on in the history books forever, and Jim Morrison is already consigned to the "where-are-they-now?" file.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth