We are the knights who say Newt!

[Samuel Coleridge]

And what will our new overlord demand of us? Could it be a shrubbery or that he hopes Christians forget certain things about him. They are hoping they will forget how this callous piece of human excrement served his cancer stricken wife divorce papers; while she was in the hospital.



Surely, not even you crazy Landrovarians could defend Newt?

[HTannor]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

They are hoping they will forget how this callous piece of human excrement served his cancer stricken wife divorce papers; while she was in the hospital.

Had Newt just waited a few more days for her to get out of the hospital and then fall down a well back at the homestead, this story would not have even made page 10 in the local newspaper.

Newt is merely guilty of poor timing and I don't hold that against him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

Did Newt ask his wife to get cancer? No. Time people take some personal responsibility for their lifestyle choices.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

If Newt wins the Presidency, how long before he divorces us for a more attractive nation?

[HTannor]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

If Newt wins the Presidency, how long before he divorces us for a more attractive nation?

Brother Wash, I am rather shocked you would ask such a question.

The Newtmeister has solutions that would address all the issues we will face today:

- Unfair confiscatory taxation on those that can least afford it - like those who create jobs in the service industry of lawn maintenance, cleaning swimming pools, and the the like.

- Horrendous health care costs imposed on us by the welfare chiselers and low-lifes that run to the emergency rooms when they get a splinter in their pinkie fingers.

- Giving food stamps to those creeps who quit their jobs, or, worse, those baby-factory negoridal mothers who do nothing but breed all the time with those wide-nosed bucks.

- Suppressing all those good ol' boys who show their loyalty to the USA by waving the Confederate Flags at Nascar Races.


Brother Wash, please reconsider you're thinking.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

They are hoping they will forget how this callous piece of human excrement served his cancer stricken wife divorce papers; while she was in the hospital.

I had cancer. It died of old age.

Nobody divorced me in the hospital. Then again, nobody loved me.

I can't run for President. No birth certificate. Crumbled to dust.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

If Newt wins the Presidency, how long before he divorces us for a more attractive nation?

I'm sure he'd carry on in semi-secret for a while, Wash, only leaving if we publicly confronted him.

What country do you think would attract him?

My money is on Mexico, since he's now a Catholic. And they have oil.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

I'm sure he'd carry on in semi-secret for a while, Wash, only leaving if we publicly confronted him.

Hi. You look like that Chaz Bunno. Where you a woman, and now a man?

Gee, I wish I had been born a gal. I'd have had a gay old time. Spitfire!

[wait_what]

Re: We are the knights who say Newt!

And what will our new overlord demand of us? Could it be a shrubbery or that he hopes Christians forget certain things about him. They are hoping they will forget how this callous piece of human excrement served his cancer stricken wife divorce papers; while she was in the hospital.



Surely, not even you crazy Landrovarians could defend Newt?

His wife was obviously sinning if she got cancer. He did the right thing and put the evil away from himself. I see nothing wrong here.

And we know cancer is almost as contagious as AIDS. This was a genius decision on his part.