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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248
    #1

    Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

    Friends,

    I have disheartening news, it appears our muslim president has been reconditioning the secret service toward liberalism. Not only that, he has them monitoring the only fair and balanced news network out there - that's right, Fox news.

    The smoking gun of my more than credible accusation is a "tweet" a secret service member made.

    The Secret Service is apologizing Wednesday after an employee's personal dislike for Fox News landed in an official tweet. The message, posted Wednesday on the @SecretService Twitter account read, "Had to monitor Fox for a story. Can't. Deal. With. The. Blathering."
    Blathering?. Any rational logical sane person would never refer to FOX journalism as "blathering". And why is Obumhead having the SS monitor FOX? Can't handle the truth?

    According to the agency, the tweet was "immediately removed" and an "internal follow-up" is underway.
    Sure it is, Sure. It. Is.

    It's getting sadder and sadder by the day friends.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12274
      #2
      Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

      It is discouraging to see that some SS people do not taking advantage of the resources available to them.

      Fox news has a large staff of crack reporters looking into all manner of terrible things the Oslama are doing. All the SS people need to do is watch the Fox channel and arrest people that are caught there.

      At least the Oslama days are numbers and a wonderful Republican will be our new President.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551
          #3
          Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

          I don't understand this. Fox News loves the Secret Service and all our boys in uniform!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • A Canadian
              Unsaved trash
              • May 2011
              • 7
              #4
              Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

              lol at Fox News being fair and balanced. If it was fair and balanced 50% of their employees would be democrats, and I don't think that is true.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                  Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                  lol at Fox News being fair and balanced. If it was fair and balanced 50% of their employees would be democrats, and I don't think that is true.
                  Let me guess, your parents were draft dodgers who got amnesty in Canada?
                  Drama queen

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                    • The Bright Beast
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 86
                      #6
                      Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                      This is an outrage. I'm not an American (unfortunately) but I regularly watch FOX news online in order to find out the truth about what is going on in the world! I can't BELIEVE that anyone would even dream of monitoring our very accurate, fair news show!
                      Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                        • Cursed
                          Recovering Bastard
                          Head of Landover Glee Club
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1363
                          #7
                          Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                          Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                          lol at Fox News being fair and balanced. If it was fair and balanced 50% of their employees would be democrats, and I don't think that is true.
                          I think it's cute that you think republicans and democrats make up 100% of fair and balanced.
                          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • A Canadian
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2011
                              • 7
                              #8
                              Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Let me guess, your parents were draft dodgers who got amnesty in Canada?
                              No, they fought in Vietnam then moved to Canada in the late 70's to get a job cause there weren't any in the US.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78551
                                  #9
                                  Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                                  Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                                  No, they fought in Vietnam then moved to Canada in the late 70's to get a job cause there weren't any in the US.
                                  Now I KNOW you're a liar. There weren't any girl soldiers in Vietnam, and America had PLENTY of jobs in the 1970's.

                                  Why are you really here, frenchie? Did satan send you?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • A Canadian
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 7
                                      #10
                                      Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                      Now I KNOW you're a liar. There weren't any girl soldiers in Vietnam, and America had PLENTY of jobs in the 1970's.

                                      Why are you really here, frenchie? Did satan send you?
                                      sorry i didnt mean my mom was, but yes they couldnt find a job they wanted in the US so they came here

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78551
                                          #11
                                          Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                                          Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                                          sorry i didnt mean my mom was, but yes they couldnt find a job they wanted in the US so they came here
                                          So your parents are a couple of queers?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • BelieverInGod
                                              Fourm Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 9269
                                              #12
                                              Re: Secret Service apologizes to FOX News!

                                              Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                                              sorry i didnt mean my mom was, but yes they couldnt find a job they wanted in the US so they came here

                                              Either you or your parents are liars. The economy boomed at the end of the Vietnam war.

                                              Oh and you can thank draft dodgers like your parents for my brothers injury. Because they were too cowardly to do their duty for the US my brother went down in your fathers place and got his knee screwed up permanently.

                                              Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                                              sorry i didnt mean my mom was, but yes they couldnt find a job they wanted in the US so they came here
                                              See that's the nice thing about always telling the truth, you don't have to do constant revisions to your story.
                                              Drama queen

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