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  • #16
    Re: John McCain is a Liberal

    I stayed home from school today so I could vote for Huckabee. I like Huckabee because he's most likely to amend the constitution with the Bible. Won't that be great!

    Amendment XXVIII: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. ... Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live ... And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die ... suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man ... The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

    There are some things I like about McCain too. After Jewliani dropped out, McCain is the one who is most likely to draft me out of college next spring, give me a couple of hours to learn how to use an automatic rifle, and ship me off to Noonegivesafuqistan, so I can build some character.
    Salvation is SRS BSNS

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    • #17
      Re: John McCain is a Liberal

      They're all libber-ALs except for Huck! Huck! Huck! Huck!

      And maybe Pastor Pistle

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      • #18
        Re: John McCain is a Liberal

        Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
        Friends, this is a lesson for you all.


        We cannot lose heart no matter how hopeless. Even if the rest of America wants to vote a depraved Lieberal, it doesn't mean you have to. Jesus is watching who you check off on the ballot sheet and that's the only vote that counts. Who knows? If the Dumbocrats get their minority president, it would be enough to get Jesus to come down and smite the evildoers as he rages,

        "YOU DIDN'T ELECT HUCKABEE! PREPARE FOR ETERNAL FIRE!"

        GLORY!
        Godly point. Voting for anyone but McCain is blaspheme against the Holy Spirit; instant damnation with out forgiveness pure and simple.

        The choice is your's McCain and life eternal or the other candidates and Hell.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • #19
          Re: John McCain is a Liberal

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Pastor Billy, with your permission I'd like to publish your list of reasons why John McCain is unfit for office in the Church newsletter this Sunday, and to have it posted on all the bulletin boards on the LBU campus.
          Personally, I think that list should be posted right underneath the 10 Commandments in every school, hospital, court and workplace in the country.
          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Don't forget McCain spent the entire Viet Nam war sitting in prison instead of bombing villages and killing the yellow menace. Even the disgusting and homosexual John Kerry got his hands wet in Nam.

          I'm just saying, if Huckabee would have been there he would have been sent home for being too aggressive.
          Good point. McCain talks a lot about his war record, but did he declare Mission Accomplished in Vietnam even once? No he did not. Besides, surely if he were a real man Chuck Norris would have endorsed him.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: John McCain is a Liberal

            At least McCain isn't black.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #21
              Re: John McCain is a Liberal

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              At least McCain isn't black.
              Yes, but that didn't stop him from fathering an illegitimate black baby.

              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: John McCain is a Liberal

                Then he is not only a Liberal, he is also a race traitor.
                That makes Jesus ill I'm sure.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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