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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #1

    Sister Sarah and Sister Michele Present a Quandry

    Considering the political clout wielded by the Brothers of the Landover Baptist Church, it's only a matter of time before we will be called in to offer advice for the transition to a Palin or Bachman White House come January, 2013.

    I believe we should begin planning immediately.

    There are many issues to be concerned about:

    - How to handle the horrible deficits created by that coon currently in the Oval Office.

    - How we approach the tough decisions over the Joo/Raghead problem.

    - How much aid we should devote to starvation in Africa and whether the free market (and here I'm talking about the Ken-L Ration or Ralston Purina companies) is up to the challenge.



    I know, Brothers, these are pressing issues, but the most important challenge we face will be our recommendations on where to place the menstra hut on the White House grounds.

    I'll get the ball rolling, by recommending it be on the South Lawn under the trees.





    I realize Todd or Marcus (may God grant them peace for their lots in life) will probably want to wade in on this issue since they've been living with it for years, but we still need to be united in offering our advice.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: Sister Sarah and Sister Michele Present a Quandry

    I know, Brothers, these are pressing issues, but the most important challenge we face will be our recommendations on where to place the menstra hut on the White House grounds.
    Judge Tannor, while I am shocked the White House doesn't already have a menstra hut - I think your location would work just fine. I guess Landover would be commissioned to construct it? My suggestion would be to replicate a scaled down version of the oval office (the ovulating office?) as to make her feel as Presidential as possible instead of an unclean woman.

    Can you imagine how much scrubbing it's going to take to rid the white house of michele obama's muslim negro uncleaniness? I can just picture her sitting there, defiling everything she sits on all the while wiping her KFC greased hands on the furniture.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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