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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Belgium declares war on GWB

    Friends.

    I'm almost speechless.

    I don't know if this should go in "False Religions" or "Incredible Stupidity you witnessed" or "More Belgiummer Abominations".

    Or even talked about at all.

    But because it's important to know who your enemies are, I'll link to the story anyway.

    If you are having a bad day: stop reading.

    If you really love GWB: stop reading.

    If you want to hate Belgium even more: continue reading.

    OK, enough disclaimers.



    LAST WARNING!










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    Right.

    George Bush has Flemish roots




    It sounds a little far-fetched, and might even be defined as unpatriotic, but there is a growing body of evidence to show that George Bush has distant Flemish roots


    It seems that he is descended from a certain Willem Baudaert (or Baudartius), born in Deinze, west of Ghent, in 1560. Baudartius came from a Protestant family at a time of growing religious intolerance and finally fled north to the Netherlands, where he became a strict Dutch Reformed preacher. He spoke fluent Hebrew and played a role in translating the first Dutch edition of the Bible.
    His daughter, Maria Baudartius, born in 1600, married a Dutchman called Hendrik Beekman. They had a son called Willem, born in 1623, who sailed with Pieter Stuyvesant to America and settled in the colony of New Amsterdam (later New York).

    Willem Beekman became one of the most prosperous citizens in Manhattan. Even today his name may strike a vague resonance with New Yorkers: just a couple of blocks from the Brooklyn Bridge runs a Beekman Street, named in honour of the Dutch immigrant.

    But we’re still a bit of a way from the leader of the free world. Cornelia Beekman, grand-daughter of Willem, married Gilbert Livingstone, the son of a Scottish minister. And Cornelia’s great-granddaughter, Judith Livingstone, married a Samuel Herrick Butler. Their grandchild married Robert Emmet Sheldon, a wealthy arms dealer. And his daughter Flora Sheldon married Presscott Bush, great-grandfather of the president of the United States. So there you have it. George Bush has Flemish roots. But, to quote a familiar Bushism, "I think we all agree, the past is over.”

    Derek Blyth


    This is war friends.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Belgium declares war on GWB

    Another vile eurotrash lie. They're all jealous of our Freedom.

    This reminds me of those filthy lying liars who tried to spread the rumor that Condalezza Rice is a rug-muncher. Stuff and nonsense.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Belgium declares war on GWB

      That's nonsense. Everyone knows GW Bush is from Texas!

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

      Hot Must ReadThreads!


      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • handofgod
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 76

        #4
        Re: Belgium declares war on GWB

        Yeah stupid lies! Everyone knows that bush his grandparents lifed in texas 1000's years ago allready. Belgiums are just not so smart...
        When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #5
          Re: Belgium declares war on GWB

          Originally posted by handofgod View Post
          Yeah stupid lies! Everyone knows that bush his grandparents lifed in texas 1000's years ago allready. Belgiums are just not so smart...
          ENCOURAGEMENT STAR AWARDED
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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