Quit Romney

[Ahimaaz Smith]

The hand of God continues to move toward the inevitable Huckabee Presidency. Right now it looks like it will be McCain/Huckabee, a ticket that easily beats the Demoncrats, with Mike ascending after McCain dies of natural causes early next year.

I'll update my signature accordingly. Sorry, Wash, looks like 2012 for you as VP, but I know you'll keep fighting the good fight.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I knew you would finally see the light and support McCain. Let me guess what convinced you: it was Buchanan's endorsement, wasn't it:

[Father Thomas Martin]

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I knew you would finally see the light and support McCain. Let me guess what convinced you: it was Buchanan's endorsement, wasn't it:

Good to see you're taking a Catholic's political advice!

[JennyD]

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McCain has not been drawing majorities in the primaries; rather, Huck and the Merman have been splitting the Conservative vote.

With Ethel out of the picture, Huck can now lead us to Glory!

[Bobby-Joe]

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McCain has not been drawing majorities in the primaries; rather, Huck and the Merman have been splitting the Conservative vote.

With Ethel out of the picture, Huck can now lead us to Glory!

Thank you for endorsing McCain Sister JennyD. We can see the LIEberals are pulling all the stops out know to try and dived the Godly Republican party so we all need to pull together.

I rejoiuce that Mormon has done the right thing, finally.

[Nobar King]

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He was probably tired of hearing that old line "No Mormon will ever be elected President of the USA".

[Marshall]

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Romney got HUCKABLITZED!
Have fun in Hell cultist! Foul sinning Devil worshipping idolating Satanic underwear wearing lunatic fringe weirdo!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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"The only thing that can pull me out of this pit of despair is a delicious Dessert Pizza from Dominos. It's a pizza made out of dessert!" -Mitt Romney on dropping out of the Presidential race.

[One-eyed Jack]

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If only John McCain would follow through on his statement that "...the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation" and finally deny religious liberty to the enemies of God, then all would be well.

John says he is a Baptist but he has not been baptized into the Church. But..."McCain also talks about an immersion baptism he may have after the election, saying he would not want a baptism at this time as it could look political."

Is John McCain ASHAMED of being a Southern Baptist?

On the plus side, he is the strongest supporter among the Republican candidates for the Christian crusade to destroy Islam. Under John McCain, America can look forward to many more decades of righteous war.

A truly righteous prospect, my brethren!

~~ OEJ

[Seeker]

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Obviously being a Mormon killed him. It is a well known fact that Christians won't vote for a conservative cult leader.

Every time he spoke I always imagined him in his holy underwear and I am sure others did too. But he had nice hair. Almost as nice as Edwards.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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I knew you would finally see the light and support McCain.

It takes some of us a little more time to come around than others, Brother Jeb. I know that you were out there leading the charge from the start.

I still think that voters in upcoming primaries should vote for Huckabee. God needs our votes to keep McCain on the path to righteousness by picking Mike as his VP nominee.

Have fun in Hell cultist!

Wouldn't you just love to be there when Mitt arrives to find that his reward is eternal hellifire rather than becoming a god and populating his own planet? Well, maybe not literally there, but definitely watching the DVD.

John says he is a Baptist but he has not been baptized into the Church. But..."McCain also talks about an immersion baptism he may have after the election, saying he would not want a baptism at this time as it could look political."

That's actually a serious issue--imagine how we True Christians(TM) would feel if we thought someone who was not really saved was pretending to be a believing Baptist! (Remember Michael Dukakis riding the tank? Photo ops have to be credible or they make the candidate look ridiculous.) Of course, McCain has been annointed by God as the worthy successor to the great President Bush, but that doesn't really address what happens to his immortal soul.

Here's a thought: Pastor Deacon Fred could ensure that McCain is really a believer (and he should bring Dr. Ville along to explain why evilution is wrong, wrong, wrong), then baptize the candidate. At McCain's age, there's no time to lose in ensuring his salvation, and, with the good Pastor Deacon's word backing him up, nobody would dispute that McCain's faith in Jesus is genuine.

[Brother Temperance]

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Obviously being a Mormon killed him.

What? Romney's dead? I hadn't heard about this. Hallelujah!