Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

[Bobby-Joe]

Election day is coming soon. This may be the most critical electron in modern history. American stands at the crossroads; it’s economy is stagnate, new sources of energy need to be developed, the War in Iraq is going bad and the national deficit is at an all time high. Clearly it is time for us to take back America by throwing out the people who created this situation; the Democrats.

It was the Democrats who stood by while Congress raised government spending to unprecedented levels. It was the Democrats who stood by while the war in Iraq went bad. It was the Democrats who stood by while corruption ran amok in Congress and the page pool turned into a pedophiles dating service. There is not one occasion were the minority, out of power Democrats moved to stop any of this. Can we allow the Democrats to go unpunished for their powerlessness? The answer is clearly no.

This election vote Republican and finally give them the power the need to help the American eagle soar again.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

Preach it, Pastor! It seems like only yesterday that our government was running surpluses instead of deficits, the greenback was rising against that Monopoly money that the homer Eurotrash use, and God's favorite country had the respect, the admiration, and even the sympathy of the world. And who stood by while all of those things went down the garbage disposal like yesterday's meatloaf? That's right — the Democrats! What more evidence do you need that they hate America?

[Star Finder]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

I heard that the democrats believe in god. Don't we have any pagans or aetheists running for office?

I'm really worried that the democrats will sacrifice the pagans to appear religious and get elected....

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

I heard that the democrats believe in god. Don't we have any pagans or aetheists running for office?

If they believed in the right God, they'd be Republicans, now, wouldn't they?

I'm really worried that the democrats will sacrifice the pagans to appear religious and get elected....

Once elected, they will sacrifice True Christians™ to an eight-armed idol of Hitlery Klingon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

I heard that the democrats believe in god. Don't we have any pagans or aetheists running for office?

I'm really worried that the democrats will sacrifice the pagans to appear religious and get elected....

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Demoncrats don't believe in God; they believe in the false hippy god that is really Satan in disguise. They will sacrifice pagans to Satan along with unborn babies.

[Star Finder]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

That's scary....I think that demoncrat party is bad for rock worshipers.

If I vote republican will they protect me? I heard the republicans were trying to stop government interference in our lives.

That's good right? Then they won't bother me? (I like to burn small animals alive on an altar and the local police are starting to piss me off)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

That's scary....I think that demoncrat party is bad for rock worshipers.

If I vote republican will they protect me? I heard the republicans were trying to stop government interference in our lives.

That's good right? Then they won't bother me? (I like to burn small animals alive on an altar and the local police are starting to piss me off)

Yes, the Republicans want to get the government out of your life Star Finder; that is why they need to tap your phone, monitor your library and internet usage so they can measure how effective they are.

Give them the tools Star Finder.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

This election vote Republican and finally give them the power the need to help the American eagle soar again.

Thank you for this important message, Bobby Joe, and I just wanted to remind eveyone how hard Halliburton is working to help us win this war. But my husband tells me our Haliburton stock isn't looking too good at the moment. Perhaps they might be worried that Demoncrats will make them keep better track of money? http://quote.morningstar.com/Quote/Q...spx?ticker=HAL

So please, vote Republican so your Mother Glynndie can stop worrying about her Halliburton stocks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vote for change in America; Vote Republican

Here's a positive sign that things are going well for us in the upcoming election; That dazzling starlet of the Florida GOP, Katie Harris, is already planning to write a book. Now THAT's confidence! I assumed that she might be busy with her new duties as a freshman Senator, but being the wunderkind that she is, I suppose that she can handle everything on her plate.

I only pray that she continues to provide her husband with sufficient baked goods, as Jesus demands.