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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

    If Romney (or Huntsman, who just got endorsed by the Boston Globe) wins the nomination, we will have to choose between a Mormon or a Muslim for the White House. Which will you choose?

    Personally, if I have to pick between the Mormon or the Muslim, I'm going to write in "Cthulhu". I refuse to vote for a lesser evil.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

      Whoever my husband tells me to vote for.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890
          #3
          Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

          They're both stinking liberal communists, but of course I will talk myself into voting for whoever the GOP nominates.
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388
              #4
              Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

              I'd rather pick cotton!

              Just kidding, of course, since I'm not colored.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

                  I cannot believe that Jesus would force a Mormon on His favorite country. They aren't even Christians!


                  ....Then again, He did force a coon on us...
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392
                      #6
                      Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

                      This is one of the only times in my life that I'm grateful to be a Canadian so I don't have to make that horrible choice. Okay, it's the only time I've been grateful to be Canadian.

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                        • lukasekman
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 614
                          #7
                          Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

                          I'd take the Mormon, at least they know parenting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLhHimvx8M

                          Mudslime in the White House will cripple the economy, since people eventually need to spend nine hours each day turning their buttocks towards Mecka. That's why mudslime states are poor despite great oil reserves.

                          sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                          Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                          ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                          ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                          ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                            • Leninism
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 14
                              #8
                              Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

                              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                              They're both stinking liberal communists, but of course I will talk myself into voting for whoever the GOP nominates.
                              Liberalism and Communism are in no way related learn the difference.

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                                • Johnathan
                                  Baptizing vehicles for Christ
                                  Authorized True Christian™ Car Dealer
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2012
                                  • 204
                                  #9
                                  Re: Mormon or Muslim, who would you pick?

                                  Originally posted by Leninism View Post
                                  Liberalism and Communism are in no way related learn the difference.
                                  Liberalism and Communism - Same Side of the Same Coin
                                  http://politicalpistachio.blogspot.com/2011/06/liberalism-and-communism-same-side-of.html
                                  Political Pistachio Douglas V. Gibbs Constitution History Politics Conservative Republican


                                  Try and refute that, commie.
                                  THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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